Chapter 131: Hypocrisy is not crazy

In the middle of the day, it was past noon.

The sun is getting hotter and hotter.

At Su Weiyun's request, Jiang Yulang had almost finished using the essence of Shaolin martial arts recorded in the "Five Peerless Divine Skills".

The understanding of Shaolin martial arts in the Five Peerless Divine Skills really has its own uniqueness, which has benefited Su Weiyun a lot.

He really didn't dare to play any more tricks.

Jiang Yulang just couldn't stop looking at the village, and muttered in a low voice: "Why hasn't Tie Pinggu come back yet?" Does it take that long to get some rice and well water? ”

Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Are you hungry?" ”

Jiang Yulang touched his stomach and said, "Haha, I'm a little hungry, and I'm tired from boxing." ”

Su Weiyun said: "If you're tired, just rest for a while." ”

Jiang Yulang was pleasantly surprised: "Are your seniors willing to let me rest for a while?" ”

Su Weiyun said lightly: "Anyway, I won't let you run away until you tell the original text of the Five Absolute Divine Skills." ”

Jiang Yulang sat on the stone, and when he heard this, the roots of his teeth itched, and he punched the soil, imprinting a deep fist mark!

At this moment, Tie Pinggu's figure came from the village from afar, and there was an extra flower cloth basket in her hand; And behind her there was a fat man who was limping and following her stupidly.

Jiang Yulang was overjoyed and said, "Aunt Ping, you're back!" You...... Are you using my money ticket to exchange for food? ”

Tie Pinggu looked at Su Weiyun hesitantly, then at Jiang Yulang, and nodded, "Yes." ”

The big man said stupidly: "Yes, she changed it from me, you eat quickly, I have to pack up the basket and chopsticks after eating." ”

He opened his big mouth as he spoke, staring intently at the slender and beautiful Tie Pinggu, almost drooling.

Jiang Yulang glanced at the fat man in disgust, but when he turned to look at Tie Pinggu, he said happily: "Okay, you are really my virtuous helper!" ”

He was about to reach out to catch the bamboo basket, but suddenly retracted his hand and said with a smile: "Aunt Ping, then you can present the food to this senior first." ”

"Oh."

Tie Pinggu held the basket and lifted a layer of cloth, revealing five large steamed buns, a bowl of rice, and a plate of pickles soaked in green.

There is also a large bowl of slightly cloudy water.

Tie Pinggu took out the dishes one by one, and said a little timidly: "Senior, poor mountains and bad waters, wild villages, only these can be exchanged, please eat." ”

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head, not daring to look at Su Weiyun.

Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Your Yulang brother is already hungry and dizzy. Prioritizing things, you don't let him eat first, it's a big mistake! ”

He greeted Jiang Yulang, who just paced slowly.

"Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat it? ”

Jiang Yulang said with a smile: "Respect and humility are orderly, of course, the seniors use it first, how dare I take the lead?" ”

Su Weiyun waved his hand generously and said, "Eh, this is the outside." What I say to your father is also a neck-to-neck friend, if you are hungry, eat first, leave me alone! ”

Jiang Yulang excused himself: "No, no, no matter, the seniors should eat first!" ”

Su Weiyun said: "The elder gave it, and he didn't dare to resign." I'll let you eat first, and you'll eat first! ”

Jiang Yulang was still about to excuse himself, but the fat man next to him walked over stupidly, patted Su Weiyun's back, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, it turns out that you know, and I know it too." ”

Jiang Yulang frowned.

Su Weiyun slapped his thick and sturdy arms and said with a smile: "What do I know, what do you know?" ”

The fat man smiled: "I know that this food is poisonous, so you know ...... too"

Bang!

Jiang Yulang slashed his back with a lightning-fast palm, causing him to fall in a daze.

"We have no grievances with you, and you dare to poison your food?!"

Su Weiyun got up, looked at the fat man lying on the ground, and said in surprise: "Huh?!" This man is so vicious? Will you harm us? ”

Jiang Yulang said: "Senior, rest assured, Yulang has knocked him unconscious. ”

As he spoke, he took another step forward, and with two fingers he pointed at the acupoint in his heart, as if he wanted to make up for it and kill it!

Su Weiyun suddenly stepped to the ground, grabbed Jiang Yulang's arm with both hands, and the force was extremely great, and he was thrown away with a "boom".

Jiang Yulang fell to the ground and patted his sleeve, it was fine, but he hurriedly said, "Senior, you are ......"

Su Weiyun smiled slightly: "Oh? It's nothing, I'm just trying to see if the trick you just said, 'let the tiger go back to the mountain' works. ”

Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What is such a traitor doing with his life?" Senior, let me give in, and tell me to beat this vicious fat man to death! ”

Su Weiyun flipped through the basket of steamed buns and rice, and said with a smile: "Haha, you don't have to." When he wakes up, he will interrogate him and come up with an antidote. Wouldn't it be beautiful for us to swallow all these good grains into our stomachs with the antidote, which is not toxin-free and can satisfy hunger? ”

Jiang Yulang froze in place, and said dumbfoundedly: "Is there still such a way to eat......

Su Weiyun said: "Naturally, there is, who knows that Chinese food is hard work?" Didn't Jiang Beihe teach you this truth? ”

Jiang Yulang said solemnly: "My father only taught me to kill all traitors and villains when I met them, so that I could be regarded as chivalrous and courageous and eliminate harm for the people!" ”

"That Ling Zun really taught too well."

Su Weiyun slowly untied the small pocket hanging on the fat man's slightly open coarse cloth clothes, and took out a few pieces of broken silver from it, which was the silver that Jiang Yulang had given to Tie Pinggu before.

"Tsk, these steamed buns cost a few taels of silver, and they are really black people in the black shop, but if you add poison, the price will be barely enough."

Su Weiyun picked up the silver, suddenly shouted, and said, "Oh, this fat man is so careless, he actually stuck the powder of this 'gut san' on the silver......

Jiang Yulang's face changed instantly, and Tie Pinggu was even more shocked!

Jiang Yulang took advantage of Su Weiyun's inattention, crouched beside the fat man, and pretended to inspect the placket of his clothes.

"It seems to be ...... here"

Sou!

He made a sudden move, his hand clenched into a claw, and attacked the fat man's throat!

It's an extremely vicious throat lock!

And Su Weiyun was still holding the silver in his hand, and the fat man was unconscious.

It seems that the fat man is already a mortal game!

Bang!

A figure suddenly flew high and flipped upside down several feet away!

The fat man didn't die!

Jiang Yulang's hand didn't hit his throat at all.

At the last moment, the fat man kicked Jiang Yulang out with two kicks!

"Hahahaha, not only do you want to poison people, but you also have the idea of your grandfather Li!"

He laughed, and his mouth almost opened to his ear.

"You...... You"

Jiang Yulang panicked at first, then calmed down, and said to Su Weiyun: "Senior, be careful, this person is really a black shop, not only good at using drugs, but also strong in martial arts!" ”

The fat man said, "Hahaha, good, good boy." Obviously, the girl next to you spilled poisonous powder into the meal from a pile of silver tickets, and you dare to slander me?! ”

Jiang Yulang said angrily: "Nonsense, you fat man not only harms people, but also sow discord, I must kill you today!" No one can stop it! ”

He jumped up, slashed at the fat man from the air with two palms in a row, and then turned his move, and then used the drunken Eight Immortal Fist technique to smash it towards the fat man's face!

Su Weiyun gently stopped in front of the fat man, and his left and right hands became eagle claws, and they flew separately.

However, after three or five moves, Jiang Yulang's offensive was resolved without a trace.

Jiang Yulang's body turned, and he attacked seven more in a row, and asked urgently: "Senior, this person is a great traitor, why do you want to protect him?!" ”

Su Weiyun gently held his moves, and said with a smile: "This fat man is indeed a big traitor, you are not mistaken!" ”

"That senior is still ......"

Su Weiyun interrupted him and said, "Just because I know him." ”

Jiang Yulang scolded: "It turns out that the two of you know each other? And he's still assassinating you?! It's a sin of one degree, and the sin is heinous! ”

His expression was astonished and his face was angry, as if he had been completely unaware of the poisoning.

Su Weiyun looked at the fat man and sighed: "Alas, if he had been born a few years earlier, there would probably not be anything to do with you in this river and lake." ”