Chapter 81: Here it is, fart
Ding dong!
The doorbell rang.
The twins went to open the door and began to babble.
"Wow, wow, wow!"
"Ahhh
"Slow down, you can't let it go, you can't let it go."
Sha Wei got up noisily, and when he saw it, it turned out that the chocolate beans had arrived.
A bunch of people are moving home, a ton, in the living room, in the room, on the balcony, all full!
After finally moving out, the porters retreated in an orderly manner, leaving only one clerk.
It's the little clerk who secretly took the video.
The little clerk was very excited, and saluted at the sand, well, the military salute is very non-standard.
"I've seen the second lieutenant!"
Sha Wei corrected him: "It's a major general." ”
He was already helpless, why did they call him a second lieutenant one by one?
Why is he a major general?
He wants to pretend to beep, why don't he let him pretend!
The little clerk smiled and said, "I'll be promoted to store manager!" Because of this incident, the original store manager was fired, and the boss promoted me. ”
Sha Wither: "Congratulations! ”
The little clerk seemed to be familiar with himself, and continued: "Then it must be thank you, but according to the surveillance video, your child chose to hit the chocolate in order to avoid greater danger, humanitarianly speaking, there is no need to compensate, but the corridor design in our store is unreasonable, too crowded, knowing that there is a baby, but there is no clerk to take care of it, which led to this incident." ”
That's right, if you really hit the stroller, what's the matter, it's not something that tens of thousands of dollars can solve.
Qi Wuer walked over from the pile of chocolate beans, stood on tiptoe and patted the little clerk on the shoulder: "You have brains, and you will become a great tool in the future!" ”
The little clerk bowed excitedly: "Thank you!" Thank you! ”
After a few pleasantries, the little clerk said goodbye, and Qi Wuer and the twins were crazy and began to eat chocolate beans.
The goose went even crazier and got into a big jar of chocolate beans, arching back and forth, turning the chocolate beans to the ground.
The sand withered simply didn't see it, so he simply couldn't see it and went back to his room.
I slept for a few hours and was woken up by a knock on the door.
"It's time to eat!"
After eating the twins' hard-working dinner, Sha Wei specially went to take a bath, put on hair wax, get a hairstyle, and pick out a handsome outfit to wear over the uniform.
Anyway, why is this suit tight-fitted? What a shame!
When it was done, Sand Wither changed into his shoes and prepared to go out.
Qi Wu'er came out with a goose in her arms, her eyes were not good: "What are you going to do when you are dressed so pretentiously?" ”
The sand withered ignores her and the goose, hurry up!
Boom!
The gate was shut, and if he could, Sand Wither even tried to weld the door from the outside and lock them up.
But there is no such condition at the moment, all he can do is to run quickly and run without a trace.
Brush Brush Brush!
Facing the wind, the sand withered galloped all the way, increasing the speed to the fastest.
Quickly come to the light rail station, get on the bus, brush your face, and go!
Of course, Qi Wu'er and the goose followed, but they lost it.
The two of them were not in a hurry, and opened some instruments on the spot.
Qi Wu'er: "Goose, do you think he wants to date a bad woman outside?" ”
Goose: "Gah! ”
Qi Wu'er stomped his foot angrily: "It must be!" Dressed up so sassy, who do you want to seduce? ”
Goose: "Gah! ”
Qi Wu'er: "Fortunately, I was prepared and put a tracker on his shoes. ”
The goose began to flap its wings: "Quack! ”
The two of them were huffing, one by one, chasing the location.
The tracker was put temporarily, Qi Wu'er made it herself, and the materials were used as waste products in the sand carving room.
The conditions are limited, and only a plane can be traced, and it is impossible to find out whether the sand is now above ground or underground.
But guess, it should be on the light rail.
Qi Wuer was not in a hurry, and walked on the ground with the goose.
When the sand withers to the end, it will naturally stop.
One person and one goose simply go shopping, stop and go, play this, touch that.
Before I knew it, I came to an artificial lake.
The lights around the lake are bright, and the reflection of the tall buildings on the opposite side is beautiful.
Yes! Speaking of which, after the insect plague, the weather in Chengze Star City is so good!
Even if it's night, it's breezy and comfortable.
Qi Wuer simply took off her shoes, sat on the edge of the lake and put her feet in the water, pedaling the water, spilling patches of water.
In the clear water, there are also small fish swimming over and jumping out of the water from time to time.
The goose also jumped down to take a bath, and by the way, while no one was looking, ate a few precious ornamental fish.
One person and one goose were having fun, not noticing that someone was staring at it in the distance.
It was a woman, about thirty years old.
It's the manager of the chocolate bean shop who was fired!
The former store manager didn't expect to meet Qi Wu'er and Goose here, so she stayed for a while, and then looked nervously left and right, and after confirming that no one was there, she began to touch the front silently.
The woman's eyes erupted with fierce light, a fierce color, as if she wanted to kill!
For a job, not to.
But that video exploded on the Internet, and everyone saw her aggressive remarks, and after being fired, she wanted to find another job, and when others saw that it was her, they immediately refused.
The reason is that 'you don't need unreasonable employees'?
It's unreasonable! Scold!
Women are mad!
I was worried and had nowhere to vent, but I didn't expect to meet Qi Wu'er, isn't this God helping her?
Push the little girl into the lake and drown, then catch the goose back to make soup!
With murderous intentions, he was out of control.
The woman slowly stepped forward and had already come behind Qi Wu'er.
She reached out and was about to give a hard push—
Wow!
Suddenly, a large cluster of water sprayed out, sprinkled the woman's body, and her eyes were lost.
The geese jumped ashore with their feathers and screamed merrily.
Take a shower and eat your fill.
Happy!
In order to avoid the splash, Qi Wuer had already jumped to the side and laughed there.
In the mist, a person and a goose didn't notice that there was a person standing next to them, and they were drenched into soup chickens.
It's just that when the goose is full, it wants to fart, and when it wants to fart, it can't hold back.
And so—
Boom!
A big fart, straight out of the way.
There are also water stains, like erupting high-pressure water guns!
Coincidentally, it was aimed at the former store manager.
Before the woman could recover from the large splash, she was squirted like a shockwave-like fart.
Is a white dwarf's fart an ordinary fart?
That power, that taste!
The woman was stunned on the spot, her body flew backwards uncontrollably, and then she fell into the lake with a 'poof'!
The goose that finished farting shook its ass and quacked.
Qi Wu'er heard something keenly: "What sound?" ”
Goose: "Gah? ”
Qi Wu'er shook his head: "Forget it, I heard it wrong!" ”
The two of them carried the water on their bodies and continued to follow the sand.
The location of the sand on the tracker has stopped, in front of a movie theater!
Qi Wu'er trembled angrily: "He really went to the movies with a bad woman!" ”
The goose was even more angry: "Quack! Quack! ”
One man and one goose act immediately, speed up, and go to stop it!