Two hundred and five, a Taoist priest from the earth

Sometimes people ignore the most conspicuous things, and Yang Ze has always been entangled in how to disguise himself. And seeing the masked kid running out of the back kitchen woke him up at once.

"Can you make a face like that obscene middle-aged man?"

You must know that there are more than 40 muscles in the human face, and when you are sad, it will affect 72 nerves in the face, but you need to touch two when you smile, and there are frowns and shrugging noses.

At the beginning, Yang Ze could make a prosthetic hand out of a pumpkin, but it was just something that only had its shape and did not have its meaning. And now if he wants to make this face that can't see flaws, it is no less difficult than the "contact lenses" he wears in his eyes.

It seems that he is about to enter the research and development stage again, and the helpless Yang Ze glanced at Ah Donkey, and the meaning could not be clearer.

To deal with these ordinary people, Ah Donkey solved it in less than three or two clicks. Blue Target rented a courtyard at the foot of the mountain, and the few ordinary people who came to connect were knocked out and locked up here.

At this time, Yang Ze was squatting beside the lewd man, and he used the special divine sense in the small seedlings in his eyebrows to continuously probe and scan his facial nerves.

Such a process has lasted for three hours, but Yang Ze has never been able to sort out a clue. If you still use vines instead of nerves and connect them to the nerves on your face, you will definitely be scarred on your face after wearing a mask, and the effect of such a muscle change is not very good.

It's a big project to face! It's hard to think about doing it simply!

"If you don't connect the nerves, then you have to fit the mask tightly on the face, and maybe the mask moves with the original facial movements. ”

Just do it, no matter how many ideas there are, only by taking action can we really find the problem in practice. At this time, Yang Ze had already conjured the rudiments of a human face in his hand.

But this face still feels like a strange-looking pumpkin.

"You don't need so much organization!

Yang Ze muttered to himself as he removed the flesh and peel of the pumpkin in his hand, leaving only the outer translucent membrane of the peel.

Such a person's face suddenly lost its hardness, and it hung directly on his hand.

"It's too thin, add six more layers...... Too thick...... Subtract one more layer......

The color is too light...... Lack of flexibility...... Not breathable ......"

This time and again, again and again, the obscene middle-aged man didn't know how many times he was knocked out by Yang Ze. Fortunately, this time there was sufficient consciousness and there was no syncope. And this one is a full three days.

The tireless Yang Ze finally made a pumpkin "craft" closest to human face at the time of three hundred and two failures three hundred and two.

The few people on the ground had not drunk a sip of water for three days and three nights after following Yang Ze, and the most miserable lewd uncle was now about to collapse physically and mentally. Anyone who has been knocked unconscious countless times and woken up countless times will be like this.

"The first phase is finally complete. ”

Yang Ze looked at the human skin face in his hand, this was the best ratio of the pumpkin that he had been groping for so long to find. The roots, stems, branches, and leaves, as long as the genes in his body were all in his body, let him try it all over again, and finally came up with this "two-skin face" on his hand.

Now that the face has come out, Yang Ze looked at the face on his hand that even the pores and hairs were clear and clear, and now all that was left was how to connect his face.

"Sucker", Yang Ze thought of this kind of thing at this time. The human face is full of pores, and Yang Ze thought of using a suction cup to suck these pores to achieve the purpose of seamless connection with the skin.

Now all I have to do is to turn the pores inside the skin of the pumpkin into some small suction cups. And these suction cups correspond to the pores on Yang Ze's own face.

It may seem simple, but how to achieve the same pores on the two faces is the hardest thing to do. This is thanks to Yang Ze having a special pair of eyes. Through these eyes, he is able to constantly adjust the synchronization of the pores between the face.

Such meticulous work is the most useless divine sense, and this alone almost made Yang Ze's divine consciousness face a warning line.

When the sun rose again, the door finally creaked open. An extremely obscene uncle appeared in front of Ah Donkey and the blue target in this way.

At first, Ah Donkey thought that the guy he had caught ran out, but just when he wanted to slap him back, the smile on the corner of the obscene uncle's mouth revealed his true identity.

"Brother, don't be so exaggerated! It's exactly the same......! Did you really make that?"

Ah Donkey's rabbit expression was exaggerated, but the blue target with few tendons directly stepped forward to pull the mustache off Yang Ze's face.

"Don't make a fuss! Go, take off all the clothes inside, and leave a few steamed buns for them. And then we'll go up the mountain instead of them......"

On the mountain road away from the mountain, a middle-aged uncle with an extremely obscene face rode a black horse and drove leisurely to the mountain. He was followed by a dwarf less than five feet tall, also riding a tall horse. It's just that behind this dwarf there is a rabbit with a strange imagination.

"I asked, and this time the person they were going to connect with was a guy named Ah Ghost. After meeting this person and confirming his identity, he will lead us to this agreement. ”

A donkey rode behind the horse, constantly reminding Yang Ze along the way. I'm afraid that something will go wrong then.

On this mountain, Yang Ze easily found that there was a simple formation. If it's a weekday, this will go in and it will go in, and there is no difficulty with this.

But now he is just playing the role of an ordinary person, so he has to wander around the mountain so that the guy who is hiding in the shadows can let his guard down.

"Hah...... Whoever comes, report it by name. How dare you break into my mountain hundred buildings!"

A skinny man in his thirties suddenly stopped in front of Yang Ze and asked the group a question.

"This immortal, we belong to the Sea Dragon Gang. This time I'm here to negotiate business!"

Yang Ze hurriedly dismounted, and bowed respectfully to the thin man in front of him. Presumably this guy is what they call a ghost.

"I need you to say, I will know from the time you came up to this mountain. Come with me, if I didn't take you with me, you wouldn't be able to get out even if you were tired to death. ”

With a wave of his hand, a path emerged from behind a bush. Yang Ze pretended to be very surprised, and followed towards the trail.

This path does not lead to the outer gate of the Baigong Building, which Yang Ze has long known. But he didn't expose the skinny man who had been leading him to the edge of the cliff.

I saw that the thin man suddenly stopped, waved his big hand again, and the trail behind him disappeared directly. And the thin man jumped onto a stone protruding from the mountain wall at once. And there was already another person standing there on that stone.

"The Lan family's fish that slipped through the net, I didn't expect that your ability is really not small! I actually found a cultivator of the Qi Master to support you! I didn't expect that your little Qi Master's disguised kung fu is really good!"

Standing on the stone was a middle-aged Taoist priest with fairy wind bones, Yang Ze didn't care what this guy said, but at this time, the outfit on his body was a standard Taoist gossip robe. This unique costume on earth shocked Yang Ze at this time.

"This guy can't have crossed over from time in time, right?

Yang Ze's stunned expression seemed to the other party and thought that it was only after the disguise was dismantled, and he couldn't help but feel proud.

"You don't have to guess, I killed the blue butterfly, and I killed the Lan family. Thinking of the taste of that woman, the old man still can't forget it!"

Ignoring the blue target's face flushed and his eyes were splitting at this time, this old Taoist continued to say to Yang Ze below:

"Originally, the Lan family didn't have to destroy the door, and Lao Dao didn't have that kung fu. It's just that a virgin died, so can you use so much labor to involve hundreds of buildings?

In order not to make too much trouble, the old way is to cut the grass and eradicate the roots. But I didn't expect that the Lan family still had a fish like you who slipped through the net, and he also caught up with a qi master.

If it weren't for Lao Dao, I enjoyed another night in Danyang City, and I would have really let you run away as a little fish!

Don't you think that when you first arrived at the foot of the mountain, there were so many people who also came to leave the mountain, but in fact, it was just to let you enter the urn by yourself.

Although you, the master of the Qi Master, are not very high in cultivation, but I am still careful to prepare such a large array for you. Well, now it's finally clear that you're dead!"

In fact, Yang Ze already knew all this, from the beginning of the drowsiness to the appearance of the lewd uncle on the pillow, he knew that there must be something wrong here.

Where in the world is there such a coincidence, this is just about to go up the mountain and someone will come to build a bridge for you. If Yang Ze had just had this kind of heart, he wouldn't have known that he would have died in that corner for a long time.

Conan said that murderers have a ninety percent chance of returning to the scene after the killing. At the beginning, he slaughtered people at night, and the next day the blue target returned to the door to mourn. The murderer will let this last fish slip through the net.

And as soon as the Lan family said that he asked for help in the Baigong Building, he was destroyed in less than two days, if Yang Ze couldn't guess that the murderer was the person in the Baigong Building, then there was a problem with IQ.

So the plan is calculated, some people want to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and some people want to take revenge for blood, so Yang Ze simply acted in this good show with the murderer. It's just that I didn't expect this murderer to be such a person.

I originally wanted to get rid of the two fools on the mountain wall, but now seeing the old Taoist priest dressed like this, driven by strong curiosity, I have to arrest this guy first......