Chapter 51: Pretending to be 13 beats

On the second day of the fat man's wedding, he posted a lot of photos in the circle of friends, and at this time he and his bride had already started their honeymoon journey.

And our protagonist Rong Di sat quietly on the chair in the café, he felt that his body was hollowed out, and the reason was very simple, he had just finished practicing with his grandmother's water trick, and when he dragged his tired body to the café, the iceberg beauty opposite had been waiting for a long time.

Needless to say, how beautiful this woman is, Rong Di has already turned vicious eyes on the men around him from the time he just sat down. If Rong Di hadn't been there, they might have come to talk.

"Do you know why I called you out?" She, Tao Ling took a sip of coffee, and her eyes that seemed to be able to speak stared at Rong Di for a second, and then retracted into her sheath like a sword.

"I don't know......" Rong Di felt that he had half a life left, and replied weakly.

"The deadline is approaching." She spat out a faint sentence.

Her voice was already very good, but Rong Di felt like she had heard thunder. It's like a web writer who starts and ends with bliss in a sand sculpture and plays a game all day, and when I look back, well, there is not a word! What's even worse is that the whole TM of the manuscript has been used up, this is not miserable, and the worse is still to come, the game rank that has been played for so long is actually set at Bronze Five!

Rong Di felt that he was really miserable, and he was about to write the word "miserable" on his thigh.

"You can't write a word, do you?" Tao Ling's beautiful eyes blinked slightly, and she squinted over, but Rong Di felt that she was being pointed at with a sword!

"Uh, this ......"

"You can't forget that your work is a semi-monthly magazine, do you?"

"Of course ......not" Rong Di was a little weak-hearted, because he had forgotten about it at all.

"That's good, please come over by three o'clock tomorrow afternoon." "I'm serving you" written all over her face, and then she withdrew her gaze and continued to look out the window.

As far as the eye could see, the Bai Ze Pavilion was there.

Rong Di couldn't help but look at the beauty in front of him, this woman would sit in this position every time, and she always liked to look over there.

"You told you there's an old haunted apartment there." Rong Di said suddenly.

"So what?" She distanced herself, and there were very few friends with her, and it was clear that Rongdi was not that kind of friend.

"The Dawning Apartment is there, that's where I live, it's an old apartment." Rong Di smiled slightly: "Can you tell me the title of the novel I wrote?"

"Strange Apartment Adventure......" she said, she showed a look of sudden realization for a moment, and then she was a little disbelieving, and looked at Rong Di with the eyes of the police interrogating the prisoner.

"You...... Live in that apartment? She asked, seemingly contemptuous.

"Yes." Rong Di smiled again, "The exchange of bodies between the protagonist of my book and the cat is from my own personal experience, and there are children who have been brought here by the Pied Piper next door to me, and they usually live in the photo. ”

"Do you think I'll believe it?" Her eyes were half-squinted, so that no one could see her expression.

"It's because I'm sure you've seen that peach blossom god." Rong Di laughed.

Now Rong Di can more or less feel some natural power, although Rong Di can't see it now, but ordinary people don't have the special aura on Tao Ling's body, this must be left by the peach blossom god she said.

It seemed that he couldn't get used to Rong Di's smug appearance in front of him, Tao Ling snorted, "We don't seem to be familiar enough to say this, right?" ”

"Did you say last time that you would say it when I finished writing a new draft?" Rong Di is a little unforgiving, he has no inspiration at all now, so he has to take a little bit off this woman! Besides, she promised to say it, didn't she?

"Hmph, don't reason with women." She smirked, "We women are unreasonable. ”

"This ......"

Rong Di felt that he was being put in a position, and it was only now that he understood that women were fickle creatures. No wonder Zhang Wuji said the phrase "the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive". He thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of anything to refute, so he had to give up his rebuttal. He quietly made up his mind that if this woman met a monster or something, he would definitely be proud of her at that time! Let her be so sassy. Rong Di had a hunch that this woman would definitely encounter some strange things, but it was better to say that she had already encountered that kind of "strange" thing!

The iceberg beauty couldn't help but raise her face when she looked at Rong Di's embarrassed appearance, she enjoyed this feeling of making a man unable to raise his head. Perhaps this is a woman's desire to conquer.

Suddenly, a top is a brand-name top, bottoms are brand-name pants, a gold watch, a belt, sunglasses, and even the hair wax touched by the hair is also a brand, exuding "Lao Tzu is using a famous brand, Lao Tzu is showing off his wealth" A young man walked in with a bouquet of roses.

"Tao Ling, dear Tao Ling, we meet again! I think it must be fate, it's love that makes us meet again! As soon as the man stood in the doorway, he shouted at the top of his voice.

The surrounding guests and even the waiters were attracted by him at this moment. Tao Ling couldn't help but hold her forehead, she had a headache now, there were many people chasing her, and he was the only one who was so difficult and disgusting as this thing. Rong Di knows that guy, the last time he was in the editorial department, he came over to give Tao Ling flowers, and I heard from the people in the editorial department that he didn't send her flowers.

This person's name is Fuldai, and he is a real rich second generation. Rong Di doesn't like him very much, he always likes to step on Rong Di when he lifts himself, and he really hates this kind of guy who looks down on others when he has a lot of money.

"Is it for wreaths to bring so many flowers? Anyway, this kind of opening sentence is still used in these years, is this person living in a novel? It's so earthy......"

Rong Di couldn't help but complain, because everyone present was stunned because of the opening remarks of this stupid man, so it would be quiet. Rong Di's words broke the embarrassment, and the big guy laughed out loud. Even the iceberg beauty on the opposite side couldn't help laughing, and she laughed wildly. She already hated this rich second generation, and she was unhappy to hear that someone had hurt him.

Fuldai suddenly burst into bruises, and under his sunglasses were his eyes that were about to burst into flames. He strode over with a flower in his hand and stood in front of Rong Di. He looked at the miscellaneous clothes that Rong Di was wearing and couldn't help but sneer, "I thought who was barking here, isn't this a dog raised by the Elysium Culture Publishing House?" ”

"Hey, be careful when you speak!" Tao Ling was the first to refute.

"Am I wrong? Whether it is an online article or a publishing house, they consume the author first, and the reader second. How much money do you codeword guys make a month? A contract will eat you to death, and let you accompany 300,000 yuan at every turn, do you have the money? Fulda smiled like a villain in the movie, and he pretended to push his designer glasses.

"Rongdi, don't listen to him!"

After all, this man is coming for herself, Tao Ling's face is a little unbearable, and her disgust for this man has deepened a lot now, and looking at him is like looking at a Xiaoqiang.

Rong Di didn't say a word, in his opinion, if a dog was barking at him, who would bark at that dog back?

"Look at his decrepit appearance, I won't talk about his cheap clothes, look at his expression, just look like he wants to be called Lord Yama. Maybe he'll die suddenly one day! Fuldai snorted coldly, then looked at Tao Ling and said, "What is there to talk about with this kid?" Brother chatting with you, how can I not be a little deflated for three years. ”

"You're enough! Shut up! "It's the first time that Tao Ling has been so angry.

"Am I wrong?" Fuldai's smug face is like the eunuch next to the emperor of the TV series, and everyone in his eyes says it, and he is disgusting.

"You say something, if you don't say it, I'll take you as a default." Fuldai became more and more arrogant, his chin was raised high, and he looked high, "Didn't your parents teach you to speak humanly?" ”

If he said anything else, Rong Di could bear it, but when it came to his family, he couldn't help it. Rong Di smiled: "I don't speak because when the dog barks at me, I never bark at it back!"

Furdai said angrily, "Who do you say is a dog?"

"Whoever acknowledges it is!"

"Good boy, you shout at me!"

Where has Fuldai been so angry, he has always bullied others, and no one has bullied him yet. He said that he was just going to do it, and now the flower in his hand became a weapon, and as soon as he raised his hand, before he could drop the flower, one hand grabbed his wrist like a plier. A spiritual power flowed into his hand, and his entire arm was instantly paralyzed, and the flower couldn't hold it anymore and fell to the ground like this.

Rong Di withdrew his hand and smiled proudly: "I forgot to tell you that I am still a doctor." You don't look very good, well, are your hands cramping? ”

"Pump your uncle's tendons! Damn, it hurts......"

"After my preliminary diagnosis, you have a lot of flying meters." Rong Di smiled evilly: "It's also terrible to hit the flying meter and cramp your hands."

"Holy! What have you done to me? ”

"Who did anything to you...... Rong Di stood up and said to the people around him, "Everyone has seen it." This thing wanted to hit me, but I just blocked his attack, it's his own poor physical fitness, what does it have to do with me? ”

Indeed, in the eyes of others, Rong Di just took his hand, and really didn't do anything.

"It's okay to say that you can't beat people, and you still play porcelain."

"I think his famous brand was also obtained by touching porcelain."

"Yo, it's quite similar, maybe it's really a lot of flying meters."

Seeing that the people around him seemed to be sneering, Fuldai couldn't help but be angry, and picked up the coffee on the table and poured it on Rong Di's head. The coffee was hot, and his actions frightened Tao Ling next to him, and his eyes widened.

Rong Di didn't dodge, but said lightly: "Water trick!"

The hot coffee was about to pour on Rong Di's head, and just when everyone was sweating for Rong Di, a person who had offended the rich second generation, something strange happened-the coffee turned around like a life, and rushed towards Fuldai's crotch smartly!

"Ahh

Fulday's chicken was almost scalded, and the thing let out a pig-killing scream, and the cup in his hand fell to the table. Rong Di remembered that in the TV series he watched before, the men who entered the palace as eunuchs were cut off, and the sound of that thing was the same as the sound he made.

"My Big Baby......"

The creature cried and rolled on the ground for a moment before standing up, covering his crotch, jumping out slowly. When he walked to the door, he didn't forget to turn around and put a cruel word - "Boy, let's see!" ”

Rong Di couldn't help but smile, very happy. He finally knows why so many people like to read novels that pretend to be slaps in the face, because those guys who think they have a sense of superiority are really annoying!

"What did you just do?" Tao Ling couldn't help but ask, and her beautiful eyes were very surprised.

"No, I didn't do anything." Rong Di smiled slightly.

"The coffee just now was too unnatural, right? How did you do that? Tao Ling saw it, and her intuition told her that this was definitely not ordinary.

"That's because he accidentally got himself, it's my business." Rong Di stood up and said in her cold tone, "Besides, we are not familiar enough to say this."

With that, he picked up the bill and went to the front desk to pay for it.

Tao Ling, on the other hand, watched him leave blankly, perhaps saying that it was true that he had swapped bodies with cats and lived in an apartment inhabited by youkai. Perhaps, he can help himself.

Recalling his slightly cold back, Tao Ling couldn't help but become interested in him, it was the first time she was so interested in a man. She remembered a saying: when a woman is interested in a man, that is the beginning of liking him.

Suddenly, her little face turned red.

To be honest, I don't really like to write novels that pretend to be slaps in the face, but the data is really poor, and I write this way to win over some readers. But it's been fifty chapters to play like this, is it too late? And this is also written to make Tao Ling interested in Rong Di, and also to lead to the story of the peach god, etc., I seem to have spoiled it? Also, "Strange Apartment Adventure" is the original novel of the book, which I later changed its name.