Chapter 809: Brother Pingtou
As soon as the second uncle's voice fell, a high cry suddenly came from the front, like the cry of a giant baby.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and their beards snorted: "What's the situation?" Still having children in front of you? ”
Brother upside down smiled, give birth to you a big-headed ghost, that is the cry of the snow fairy, it should have discovered something, and it was transmitting information to the ancient elephant man.
You're talking about the white ape? The fat cow didn't believe it, what about it? So the big monkey barks like a child?
How? Is the cry of a ten-pound chicken different from a five-pound chicken? Brother Upside Down glanced at the fat cow with disdain.
The fat cow snorted, that's because you haven't heard a real rooster crow.
Guan Ye, we have to go over and take a look, the cry of the snow fairy shows that what it has found is not trivial. As she spoke, the phoenix walked forward.
The second uncle nodded, let me follow at the back of the line, and everyone began to move on.
After walking for about half an hour, the jungle became denser and denser, the feet were deep and shallow, and there were rotten leaves and mud everywhere, and unconsciously, the fog seemed to be getting heavier and heavier, and I could clearly feel that when I breathed, there was a faint spicy taste in my nose, it seemed that these fogs were not clean, and the air must be mixed with something else.
But no one gave any explanation for this detail, they were all masters, they didn't ask questions, it seems that I was overthinking.
Thinking about it, I covered my nose with my cuffs, and when I inhaled, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, it seemed that something was sucked into my trachea, just like a person who can't smoke for the first time, I felt that my lungs exploded all of a sudden, and my respiratory tract was like a fire, and I began to cough explosively, and that kind of violent cough almost made me squirt out my lungs, as if I suddenly inhaled chili noodles, or the perverted spicy of Sichuan cuisine.
The others looked at me coughing up a handful of snot and tears, and asked Beard, what is his condition? Choking on milk?
The beard will start scolding, see how many I do, I have fucking tits?
I coughed and waved my hand, and the others saw that I was okay and continued walking.
The beard helped me up with one hand, don't you drop the chain at this time, I have a broken arm here but I still hold on, dog, are you usually too stressed, kidney deficiency?
I breathed a sigh of relief and secretly scolded you for your kidney deficiency, but the cough was too strong to speak, I couldn't help but wonder, shaking my sleeves, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, there must be something wrong in the air, and it seems that something is attached to the clothes, otherwise this phenomenon would not have occurred.
After walking for about ten minutes, I slowly gasped, my lungs and respiratory tract still had a hot feeling, but it was already very light, the compulsion to cough slowly disappeared, I looked at my beard, and wanted to tell him that my intuition was wrong, but at this moment, there was suddenly some movement around, salsa, as if countless leaves began to tremble.
Everyone stopped, made defensive movements, and that kind of movement, spread throughout the jungle, boundless, I don't know how many things were moving.
Brother Upside Down gave us a disdainful look, it's raining, scaring you like this? Are you clay figurines?
yes, what's wrong with us being clay figurines? The fat cow leaned in, this one is for you, don't you know that the person is made out of mud by Nuwa Niangniang?
Brother upside down shook his head, no, I was born by my mother.
Fat cow, I lean on it, I can't fucking refute it!
As he spoke, the raindrops poured down, and a sense of coolness spread, as if the air had been freshened.
I took a deep breath, and suddenly, I felt a burning pain on my exposed skin, as if I had been splashed on my body by a charcoal fire.
Soon, everyone realized that something was wrong and began to scream and slap in pain.
"It's not good, there is a problem with the rain, find a place to shelter from the rain!" As the second uncle spoke, he drilled under the big tree.
We all rolled up our coats to cover our heads and headed under the tree, and then Sasha's movement became louder and louder, and the rain soon became heavier and heavier. With the heavy rain, the wind also blew, all the trees moved, the leaves could not withstand the rain at all, and fell to everyone, and soon, the coat was soaked by the rain, and the burning feeling instantly spread all over the body.
Everyone is not calm, screaming and hugging their heads and running around, it feels like the sky is not raining, but fire, no matter where you run, you can't escape.
In this case, even the most cohesive team could not calm down, and everyone ran away after running around for a long time, and when I looked back, there was only one beard beside me. But the burning sensation was so intense that I couldn't concentrate on the other people anymore, and I wanted to crash headfirst into the tree.
After running for a long time, the ubiquitous rain made people desperate, and I could almost feel my bones start to burn.
At this time, the beard suddenly grabbed me, and I yelled for what?
Up the trees! Beard roared and began to climb up the tree, he had only one hand, and after two climbs he slid down.
Are you scalded into a fool? I scolded, I can't hide under the tree, you want to go up and expose yourself to the rain and be reborn? Still not cool enough?
Beard fucked, you yelled at your mother? Think about it in your head, how can it rain like this when the air is so clean?
I took a breath and thought that it was indeed true, the air environment in the entire Tibetan area is the cleanest in the world, not to mention that the environment here is more primitive than the Tibetan area, and there is no phenomenon such as acid rain, so that is to say, the problem of this phenomenon we encounter is not in the rain, but in the air close to the ground, there must be something floating in the air on the surface, which is condensed and brought down by the rain, and this feeling will appear when it falls on the body! Combined with my breathing discomfort just now, this explanation seems more appropriate.
Okay, up the tree! I looked at the beard and nodded, and started to climb up the tree. The trunk of the tree had been wet by the rain, and as soon as I grabbed it with my hand, it was like grabbing a soldering iron that had just come out of the stove, and it hurt to the bone marrow, but I didn't care about it so much, and when I was halfway up, I found a branch and hooked myself upside down with my legs, and threw off the rope to pull my beard up.
After a few back and forth, we finally climbed to the top of the canopy, the jungle here is very lush, in order to absorb more sunlight, all the trees are ridiculously high, we climbed this tree at least thirty meters, and we are exhausted from climbing to the top of the tree.
The cool rain hit his face, the ice was cool, and soon the burning feeling began to slowly be washed away by the cool rain, and it seemed that the beard was right, the farther away from the ground, the safer.
I looked at the beard, and the beard leaned back, what are you looking at? Why don't you take off your clothes and cook your little brother for the phoenix? Aren't you afraid that she will let the big green dragon kill you?
, I scolded secretly, the two of them quickly took off, and soon took off the stripes, I quickly spread out all the clothes, try to wash with rain, and found that the skin has appeared to different degrees of chapping, fortunately we climbed the tree in time, otherwise it would have become a suckling pig. I don't know what happened to the others, so it's best to inform them as soon as possible.
Oops, these two are challenging the high-altitude men's 2P?
I was about to shout, when suddenly the sound of an urn came from behind, and I was startled with my beard, and when I looked back, I saw a man coming out of the canopy of another big tree, also naked and very muscular, with a big pie face, a shaved head and a big flat head, and was squinting at us with a smile.