Chapter Seventy-One: Don't Disturb Me Pretending to Beep (Thanks for the Recommendation Vote)
Sand Withering looked stupid on the spot!
He shuddered, reached out his hand, and clicked on the comment.
[Hahaha! Isn't this a grass gnawing brother? γ
[Brother Grass, why did you start eating bugs? γ
[Eat so seriously! ] Wozh! This food looks like it's delicious.]
[I want to taste it too, did he eat it directly]
[It seems to be a roasted worm, isn't it disgusting]
[Shocked! The Life of the Federal Poor: From Grass to Worm Eating
The sand almost smashed the communicator to pieces!
This is not the case!
He was just bewitched by the goose and tasted it!
Of course, he did eat a lot in the next two days, but at that time he had to do it! In order not to waste time in order to spell data, I didn't go home!
Isn't that, I'm hungry, and the roasted worms are delicious!
I'll make up!
Why did you happen to be photographed?
is also filmed so meticulously, even his expression is very clear!
Hastyly!
Qi Wu'er looked at him uncertainly: "Do you really eat bugs?" β
"Gah!" (He ate)
The sand withered punch in the goose's face, rattle!
The twins on the side wanted to laugh very much, but they didn't dare, and their faces turned green.
I couldn't eat the sand and withered food, and when I returned to the room, the door was closed loudly.
Boom!
Can this still write a good plot?
Publish his sand sculpture deeds on the whole network at every turn?
Being laughed at, ridiculed!
Sand sculpture readers still like to watch this, a lot of fun!
The sand wants to cry!
It's all to blame on the goose, if it weren't for the goose's bewitchment, how could he taste it, if he didn't taste it, how could he eat locusts in a big gulp later?
Lose your marbles!
Now the whole network is watching him eat locusts!
It was delicious!
Although it does smell good......
Sha Wei lay on the bed, burying his face in the pillow, he felt that the beauty was not there, and the world was disillusioned.
After the video of eating insects came out, it quickly fermented at the speed of light.
After a while, the entertainment page was full of the shot of him eating insects, details, and focus.
Then the locust plague is gradually receding, and many netizens are no longer worried about the insect plague, but instead watch all kinds of funny videos, and the worm-eating worm in the sand has become popular again.
On the third day, it even replaced Xinfeng's popularity and made interstellar headlines.
At the same time, on the legion network, Xinfeng was highly praised.
The sand withered did not come out, the door did not come out, and every day the food was brought in by the twins with trepidation.
He didn't want to face the outside world, so he didn't read a single message on the Internet.
In this regard, Qi Wuer is very happy, jumping up and down at home every day, for a while, 'look at it', for a while, 'hahaha and headlines', and for a while, 'hey, hey, hey, netizens have made emojis for you'!
In short, sprinkle salt on the wound.
Sha Wither: I hate!
On the fourth day, the insect plague was completely over.
The lockdown of Chengze Star City is over!
Residents poured out and reveled.
Sha Wei still closed his door, he didn't get any benefits, and he was photographed with that kind of shot, so it was better to jump into the river and die!
At this time, Xinfeng's video came in: "Hey, haha, sand haha!" Ahem, I don't laugh, I sincerely ask you, do you come out to gather? β
Sha Wei looked at him expressionlessly: "Don't urge me to pay back?" β
Xinfeng is very bold: "You don't have to pay it back, come out to drink, I'll have a treat!" β
The sand withered jumped up: "Walk!" β
Although the blow is very big, although it is a bit faceless, it is still necessary to go out to dinner and eat and drink.
"Gah!" The goose didn't know where to come out of nowhere, and it was carrying its little broken bag on its back, and it was going to go out after the sand butt - the strand.
Sha Wei refused: "You stay at home." β
"Gah!"
Sha Wither: "I'm not going to the movies, I'm going out with Xinfeng for a drink." β
"Quack!"
Sha Wither: "Really, I didn't lie to you, you look at the information, you see!" See! Is it drinking? β
"Ga ......"
The goose turned around and put the little broken bag down.
Its little bag was washed and put away by its mother, and then it turned it out again, and took it wherever it went.
I don't know what's going on with this goose, I especially like this bag.
Sand got rid of the goose and went out in disguise.
It is impossible to take the goose with it again, and the last time I drank with Zhao Xingjian and brought the goose, causing trouble and losing money.
Do you dare to bring it this time?
Besides, after drinking, he still has to go to watch a movie with his sister-in-law.
Hey!
What's the girl's name?
Forget it, no matter what it's called, it's about midnight at 12 p.m. anyway.
Look at the time, it's six o'clock in the evening, and after the party with Xinfeng, I just happened to watch a movie.
The place to eat is at a restaurant that Xinfeng frequents, high-end cuisine, including wheel noodles, thick cheese pizza, and a variety of grilled sausages and fine wines.
Very tasty!
However, because it is expensive, the sand does not come much.
But today, Xinfeng has a treat, eat more! Eat hard! Eat him to death this ratio! This thing can be pretended to be big!
When the sand withered, many people were there, and they were quite enthusiastic when they saw him walk in.
The sand withering still thinks that the person who is praised by the federation is himself.
"O sand! You've appeared! β
"Wait, wait, I'll call the headmaster now and ask him to come!"
"Hahaha! Don't scare him, come to the sand and eat worms! β
"Phew! I have to eat vegetables first! β
In the face of everyone's teasing, Sha Wei slapped it out a few times: "Don't beep, I want to eat chicken wings!" β
Xinfeng came in with a few bottles of good wine at this time: "Are they all here?" Full first! β
Everyone had a good relationship with each other, and they all got up and poured wine with a smile.
Xinfeng sat on the main seat, holding a wine glass: "I won't say much about the meaning of today's treat." β
Someone answered: "Don't say it, tell me honestly, have you been promoted to the rank?" β
Xinfeng smiled: "It's all my own brothers, I won't hide it, it's really promoted, or it's a leapfrog!" β
Someone's eyes lit up, and he said enviously: "You are the best graduate of the legion, as soon as you enter, you are a corporal, and then you completed the legion task within a month, and you were just promoted to sergeant a few days ago...... Could it be?! β
Xinfeng nodded: "Tomorrow, the Federation will nominate and the legion commander will grant me a second lieutenant." β
"Wow! Congratulations! β
"Take us!"
"Take me to pretend to beep and fly with me!"
Sand Withering: β_β
What the heck? Only after such a great achievement was promoted to second lieutenant?
Your father and I have long been a second lieutenant haha!
Install beep, this beep must be loaded!
Get out of the way of the scum, let him pretend to be this beep!
Sha Wei just wanted to speak, but suddenly the battle uniform he wore in the innermost part was shocked.
"Well, you talk first, I'll answer the phone." Sha Ku hurriedly went out to pick it up.
This is a communication from the uniform, not his own communicator, so this call must be answered anytime and anywhere.
What if something big happens?
It's just that I didn't expect that the person who called him was saury.
Sha Wei was angry on the spot: "Stinky fish! What's the matter? It's okay, don't call blindly! I still haven't asked you to settle the account! β
The saury didn't know how, and the laughter changed tone: "Haha! Hey! I know, I know, the video of gnawing grass! It's not important, don't you eat locusts after that? Look at it, it's destined for you to be famous, and you will be famous sooner or later without me. β
Sha Wither spatted saliva: "Less nonsense! What's up! Don't bother me pretending to beep! β
"Oooh!" The saury nodded and said, "That's the case, didn't I take over a task from the prosecutor's department before, and then I stared at the Corey Legion, because they provoked me, although I didn't find anything, but I still reported the names of several officers of the Corey Legion from top to bottom in a fit of anger." β
"But guess what? All of them were dismissed! I'm so angry! Could it be that he Corey's dignified five-star army didn't do a single thing for personal gain? β
"So, I didn't accept it, but because it was rejected too many times, when I was asked about the result again, I casually reported a name, well, this time it was passed, and then, confirmed, and, sent the official document."
Sha Wither: "What are you talking about?" β
Saury: "That's what I put your name on, well, that's it, goodbye." β
Syllable!
The saury hung up the newsletter.
The next second.
Honk!
The battle uniform was shaken, and news came from the headquarters of the Federation.
[Comrade Sha Wither, the crash of the Si Nian Star dreadnought has been ascertained, and in view of the fact that your corps commander cannot be contacted, the Federation Headquarters has decided to make a direct ruling against you, and you will destroy the star track and crash into the Si Nian Star tourist area...... Therefore, you will be demoted]
γDing! Your rank has been demoted to sergeant]
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Author's Note:
I originally wanted to open a single chapter to scold you, but then I thought about it and added a more to scold you!
First of all, thanks for the referral vote!
Secondly I want to ask, I want to ask clearly!
Why don't you vote if you have a recommendation vote in your hand?
I thought I liked reading this book, and I would vote for it, but I don't know if I won't vote for any of them!
I looked at the recommended votes before, more than 200, more than 200 every day, and I felt uncomfortable!
When my peers asked, I was embarrassed to say that there were too few, just like hitting the street!
I don't think I can do it, so I beg the readers, vote for me!
Get! Just two hours after shouting, brushing brush, brush, up more than 400?
You guys...... Are you trying to me off!
Is there any good in pising me off! Yes!
Vote for me! Throw hard!
If you invest too much, won't this plus more come?
Why don't you vote?
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