At the United Nations Aerospace Research Institute, a room of scientists was listening to a radio wave from another civilization from the depths of the universe, which was captured by the world's top electronics scientists, and finally translated by more than 20 of the most famous linguists, and finally composed a sentence that sounded creepy.

"Hello, prey!"

Seeing these five words, the whole room of these top scientists from the world was silent, and at the same time, they could feel very uncomfortable, like a thorn in their back.

For a long time, a guy who looked like an old professor asked, "I said, could we have mistranslated, could it be that we have misunderstood other meanings?" ”

After listening to the old professor's words, the rest of the group all looked at the ten people in the middle, who were the linguists who translated the alien language this time.

Seeing that everyone was questioning, an old white man stood up and said: "It is impossible to be wrong, it is absolutely impossible to be wrong, just in order to translate these five words, we spent five whole years, looked through a large number of documents, and made countless comparisons, and finally confirmed that this is very similar to some cuneiform characters in the Egyptian pyramids, and finally we combined the cuneiform templates, and conducted a final comparison to confirm the meaning of these five words." ”

The most famous of this group of linguists, the honorary president of Cambridge University, a world-renowned linguist, according to him, himself has mastered about thirty-five languages in the world, and is proficient in ancient scripts, such as cuneiform, hieroglyphs, oracle bones, Maya and many others.

His book "Language and Civilization" is now used as a linguistics textbook in major universities around the world, and was once known as the Einstein of linguistics, which shows his outstanding contributions to linguistics and world-class influence, so his professional level is no one will question, after all, if even he can't translate these five words accurately, I'm afraid no one will be able to translate.

After getting the old professor's categorical answer, everyone was silent, everyone's face was not very good, and from these five words, the geoscientists saw a bloody picture.

Prey represents hunting, hunting represents slaughter, slaughter represents extinction!

At this moment, this group of scientists seems to have seen an alien invasion, and they have seen the inhumane destruction of the earth by aliens, and human beings may become pigs and dogs in the eyes of aliens, slaughtered and served to the table.

At this time, a scientist couldn't help but shudder, and said to himself: "Are we wrong, we shouldn't send that radio wave to the universe, how do I feel like we have become barbecue meat on the table at this moment, and our radio wave is like a chirp of a deer in the hunting ground, directly leaking itself and becoming the target of the hunter!" ”

At this time, everyone was in a heavy mood, and several astronomers smiled bitterly: "I regret that I should not listen to Mr. Hawking's advice!" ”

Don't speak out, because you never know if you're bringing in a devil or an angel, and now it seems likely you're going to be a devil!

At this time, a plaster country scientist spoke: "It's okay, everyone be optimistic, the other party is a few light years away from us, if you want to come to the earth, at least it will take the year of the monkey, it can't be so fast." ”

The plaster country scientist said, and then an old scientist shook his head: "If the other party dares to call us prey, it means that they are likely to have a curvature spaceship similar to the one depicted in science fiction, which is beyond the speed of light, maybe they can reach the earth in just a few years, or even a few days!"

"Ah~ Then aren't we sinners who destroy the earth!"

At this time, another scientist exclaimed, the old man did not speak, and then the scientist of the plaster country said: "This, this is not a big deal, when the time comes, we, as long as we cooperate with the aliens, we may be able to live......"

"I'm going to the horse!"

Before the plaster country scientist finished speaking, at this time, an old Chinese scientist flew up and kicked the back of the plaster country scientist fiercely, kicked the plaster country scientist to the ground, and then scolded: "I kicked you to death turtle grandson, grandma is a coward, you want to be a dog for aliens, Lao Tzu will not stop you, but you dare to betray the earth, Lao Tzu will kill you turtle grandson, believe it or not!" ”

"Eight Geyalu, Zhina, you bastard, I'll kill you!"

At this time, the scientists of the plaster country were also angry, and they stood up and fought with the scientists of Huaxia, you must know that if you want to become a top scientist who successfully participates in such a project, you must be at least in your sixties, and this Chinese scientist is about the same age as the scientists of the plaster country, and they are not very old, one is sixty-seven, one is sixty-five, and then the two old men are up and down, and the action of the fight is like a shrew fighting, not gorgeous at all, even less graceful, pulling the beard, pulling the hair, A group of white-bearded old men next to him were dumbfounded.

It took a long time to pull a fight: "Okay, okay, the aliens didn't come, what kind of fight did you fight, pull it away, pull it away!" ”

Hearing this, the two sixty-year-old men immediately stepped forward to pull the fight, there was no way, they were the youngest, and the rest were a group of old qualifications, and they couldn't command it.

It took a long time for a group of people to pull the two old men of Huaxia and the plaster country apart, but at this time, the two old men were still unconvinced, and they stumbled against each other and compared with each other.

At this time, the old man in Japan shouted angrily: "Eight Grid Tooth Road, you use a trick to catch me***~"

"Get out of your uncle, Lao Tzu is called a monkey stealing peaches, fight with me, Lao Tzu went to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts at the age of eight, do you know?"

"Baga, you went to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts at the age of eight, and I learned ninjutsu from the Koga Ryu ninja at the age of seven, I'm afraid of you!"

"Oh, don't be afraid of me, we have a Bodhidharma Patriarch in Shaolin Temple, I can learn two tricks casually, and I can beat you all over the ground to find teeth."

"Oh yo, we still have the God of Ninja Hattori Hanzo, any ninjutsu can hit you with a peach blossom on your face, do you believe it or not?"

The two old men were pulled away, and at this time they were holding each other's feet, scolding each other, disagreeing with each other, and the scientists next to them kept complaining, these two old men bragged and really didn't make drafts, didn't Huaxia, an old scholar, still work and study when he was eight years old, helping the production team to herd cattle?

As for the old man of the Plaster Country, who was in the hospital due to poor health when he was seven years old, why did he learn ninjutsu from Kaga Ryuhattori Hanzo?

Everyone looked helpless, but the two old men didn't care about this, and still stared at each other unpleasantly.

"You turtle grandson, you just owe a beating!"

"Eight Grid Tooth Road, you will come if there is a kind!"