082 Anger the Ice Spirit
"Oh, don't you droop with a dead man's face! I'm doing this for you! ”
'What? 'When is this going to be good for him again?'
This woman is so good at fooling him, Bing Luo glanced over with a very unhappy face, he really didn't want to see this woman again!
Bingluo was thinking about what he should do now to bring Gu Yanran back to Chuxiu Palace.
promised to take her out of Chuxiu Palace, he shouldn't have agreed, what was he hot-headed at that time? As a result, so many unexpected things have really happened now, and it is strange enough to be chased by a group of dead eunuchs, and it is really mysterious that you can unexpectedly bump into the fourteenth princess.
It was impossible for Ice Spirit to predict that things would develop like this. At this point, he can only have a headache... Headache... Continued headaches.
"Of course I'm doing this for you! I'll find you a daughter-in-law later. Gu Yanran had already begun to make small calculations in her heart.
'What? Bingluo really wondered if her ears had misheard, could it be that she followed the fourteenth princess to this and Hyun Palace for this?
Of course, that's not all! You're just in passing! Don't have any psychological burden, this idle is also idle, who called her a warm-hearted? Then let's help you kidnap a wife and go back by the way.
"Ouch, look at you! Why are you so uncooperative? Don't you feel moved when you hear your daughter-in-law? Gu Yanran rubbed over, hooking her shoulders and holding Bingluo, like a pair of brothers with deep feelings.
Bingluo immediately shook his shoulders and blocked Gu Yanran out with a look of disgust. What kind of daughter-in-law, he is just an assassin at the end of the world, and now he doesn't even belong to him, what kind of daughter-in-law are you talking about?
Seeing that Bingluo still had an expression of lack of interest, Gu Yanran quipped, "Don't you like women?" ”
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The taciturn ice spirit along the way finally spoke, he was forced!
A man is said to be like this by a woman, how can he still bear it? However, it was strange that this time he knew very well in his heart that Gu Yanran was joking with him.
After so many times, there was a voice in his heart that clearly told him, 'She was joking with him.' ’
Perhaps, after staying for a long time, two people will really understand some of each other's behaviors better.
After Gu Yanran was ruthlessly removed from her body by the ice spirit, she didn't give up! So, he was wrapped around his face again.
I'm sure if he kicks her away from him again, she'll keep going on and on, and so on until she's done with what she has to say. Because she felt that when she said this, she had to match this posture.
As for the specific cause, what is the scientific basis, we have no way of finding out.
"Xiaoice Bing! I found that I was so good to you," this is Gu Yanran's self-evaluation, "I was joking with you just now, and I thought about it thoughtfully." Men of your age have already started a family, and their children can make soy sauce! ”
"And you..."Gu Yanran looked at Bingluo with a slightly disgusted look, "You're still wasting time with me here, don't you think you feel guilty?" If you do this, you will hinder the progress of the whole society! It will affect the balance of the entire ecological development! Do you know? ”
Gu Yanran said so many words in one breath, and finally added unsatisfactorily, "Do you want to be a sinner in history?!! The whole paragraph was full of impassioned words and indignant statements.
Bingluo was decisively bluffed by Gu Yanran, and in front of Gu Yanran, he was really still very tender.
"Don't give me nonsense here, now hurry back with me." Bingluo really doesn't have the strength to listen to Gu Yanran break him blindly here, if this continues, a normal person like him may go crazy one day.
He had a particularly strong feeling that he was being brainwashed.
"Don't you want a daughter-in-law? I'm doing this for your own good! I know you won't love to hear that! However, Xiaoice Bing, loyalty can be reversed! Aren't you proud to have a friend like me? How many friends like me can you find in this world? ”
A strange person like Gu Yanran, one person who is enough for him to suffer, if he finds a few more, then he will even have his soul mutilated.
Damn ugly bastard, he dared to scare him like this, "We'll go back now." Bingluo couldn't bear Gu Yanran anymore, and now he had to take her back. If he can't take it away, he doesn't rule out the use of force.
Gu Yanran saw that Bingluo was about to arrest her back, so frightened that she ran away, and then hid around the room, and shouted "Princess." ”
The two of them were in the palace of the fourteenth princess at this time, and because the princess had something to do, they were temporarily arranged to wait in one of the rooms. Seeing Gu Yanran shouting at the princess, Bingluo thought that someone was coming, so he immediately stopped his movements and stood in place waiting to greet the princess.
Seeing Bingluo like this, Gu Yanran, who was originally going to take the opportunity to escape, couldn't help it, and automatically ran over and teased Bingluo, "I think she is very suitable for you!" ”
The whole sentence is connected - princess,... I think she's a good fit for you!
Hearing Gu Yanran's words, Bing Ling went crazy on the spot! Because he knows very well that he has been tricked by this ugly monster again, and he has been brushed very thoroughly.
Ice Spirit is completely enraged! This time, he would definitely not show mercy to his subordinates again, and he swore that he must throw this woman back to Chuxiu Palace.
Gu Yanran looked at Bing Ling, who had become quite terrifying, and swallowed her saliva. I didn't expect this guy to be quite scary when he got angry! What should I do now? She had a feeling that she was about to be slaughtered.
Of course, people like Gu Yanran think about things that have been added with dramatic rhetorical techniques, which can also be understood as our ordinary, exaggerated techniques that we learned in ,—— fifth-grade Chinese class. What's more, metaphors, anthropomorphisms, analogies, etc., of course, none of that matters.
Actually, none of the above is very important! As for why such a bunch of nonsense? To ease the current tensions, of course.
"Don't come here! I'm going to jump off if you come here again!" Gu Yanran had been forced to jump by the Ice Spirit, and she was now standing on a wooden chair, threatening the Ice Spirit.
How can there be such an idiot woman? Idiotic to make him look down on! Does she have to be happy to be like this?
However, this time, he will not give this woman another chance. No matter what happens, he must bring her back.