Chapter 185: Guo Dalu
Guo Dalu.
As his name suggests, Guo Dalu is indeed a very big person.
"Dalu" means very generous, very sloppy, and even a little confused, no matter what you do.
The people of Dalu are usually very poor, and Guo Dalu is especially poor.
When Guo Dalu entered Fugui Villa, Su Weiyun and Wang Dong were still talking in the empty room in the middle.
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Wang Dong slept on the bed and said to Su Weiyun suspiciously: "Why did you buy pots and pans and chicken, duck and fish from the bottom of the mountain?" Do you want to open an inn in Nirvana Villa? β
Su Weiyun said: "If you don't open an inn, people don't have to eat?" β
Wang Dong sighed: "But there has not been a fire in the Fugui Villa for at least three years. β
Su Weiyun said: "I have already built a stove in the room next to me, piled up the firewood cut back from the back mountain, and ...... the iron pot."
"Huh?"
Su Weiyun suddenly paused and stopped speaking, because a strange fragrance suddenly wafted in the air.
A strange aroma of meat in teriyaki sauce.
The two of them looked out the window at the same time, and sure enough, slanting smoke had risen in the sky of Nirvana Villa.
In the empty mountain villa, the smoke of cooking and the white clouds are intertwined, and the breeze blows, the picture is really beautiful.
Wang Dong sniffed his nose, his eyes widened, and said, "It seems that this stove should have been bought a long time ago." It actually cooks its own food? β
Su Weiyun shook his head and said, "The stove can't cook, only people can." β
Wang Dong asked, "Will you?" β
Su Weiyun said: "Of course I will." β
Wang said, "But you are still standing in front of me. β
Su Weiyun said: "So the dish must have been cooked for us by other well-wishers." β
"Really? I can't be dreaming, am I? β
When Wang Dong heard this, he sat up from the edge of the bed at once, and then he actually stood up again.
ββThis time it was Su Weiyun's turn to widen his eyes and be surprised.
"I think I'm probably dreaming."
Wang Dong thought for a while and said, "You're right, I can daydream, but I can't let you dream." β
With that, he lay back slowly, without saying a word.
Su Weiyun asked, "Don't you want to go and see?" β
Wang said, "Why should I go? You just have to go. Even if the two of us go together, those dishes will never suddenly become two. β
He pulled the quilt lid and said to Su Weiyun with a smile: "So after you go, just help me bring some cooked rice and vegetables back." β
Before Su Weiyun could speak, a person had already walked in outside the door.
The man wasn't particularly burly, nor was he particularly thin; It's not particularly pretty, and it's not particularly ugly. But it's a little flattering.
He was still holding a large bowl of braised pork in his hand, and he was holding chopsticks to pick up pieces of oily fat and send them to his mouth.
His meat-eating expression and posture are neither elegant nor pretty, but they are interesting to look at.
Seeing his appearance, Wang Dong sighed: "I thought it was a favor from heaven, and sent a fairy down to earth to help me cook the fire, who knew that it was a man." β
He said to the visitor, "Hey, I'll discuss something with you, can you do it all over again?" Hurry up and get out and walk in with a beautiful fairy, okay? β
The man's chopsticks were stunned, and he stared at Wang Dong in a daze, with an indescribably strange expression.
"I can't."
Wang Dong couldn't help laughing and asked, "Good Samaritan, what's your name?" β
The man said, "My name is Guo Dalu." The Guo of the city, the road to the sky. β
As he spoke, half of the red-hot flesh he was chewing in his mouth fell from his mouth and fell to the ground.
Wang Dong smiled: "You are really 'big road'. β
Guo Dalu thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he put down the bowl of braised pork in front of him, stretched out his right hand, and pulled out a shiny Qingfeng sword from his waist.
He yelled, "Seriously, I'm here to rob!" β
When Wang Dong heard this, his expression became very excited, and he jumped up from the bed with a "Teng", and in just a moment, he swept in front of Guo Dalu.
He shook Guo Dalu's shoulders vigorously and asked eagerly, "Tell me quickly, say quickly, did you find anything here?" β
Guo Dalu was stunned again, and it took a long time before he spoke, saying, "I...... I...... I didn't see a shadow of anything but a cauldron! β
Wang Dong couldn't help but sigh: "If you find something, it would be good, I can take it to the pawnshop again and come back as some silver, but it's a pity, it's a pity...... Alas, I already knew that if anyone could find something of value from Nirvana Villa, it would be really great! β
Guo Dalu jumped to his feet and exclaimed: "This broken place is actually called 'Fugui Villa'? Are you afraid you're already crazy?! β
Su Weiyun said: "Fat people will become thinner, people who love each other will be separated, how can Fugui Villa not become poor?" β
Guo Dalu looked at Su Weiyun, who had been standing on the side for a long time.
After just two breaths, when he looked back at Wang Dong, Wang Dong was already lying on his bed again.
Guo Dalu nodded in agreement: "Not bad." No matter how rich he was before, as long as he lies in bed every day, it ....... Hey, why do you suddenly have an extra bowl of braised pork in your hand? β
Halfway through his speech, he was shocked, and looked around anxiously to find that the bowl of teriyaki sauce he had placed on the ground was gone.
Guo Dalu pointed at Wang Dong and said angrily: "You...... You...... You're robbing! β
Su Weiyun sighed: "You should always think about it, a lazy person like him never wants to do anything other than eat and urinate." He's in such a hurry to come to you, of course, not to urinate. β
Guo Dalu was so angry that he jumped like thunder, and said to himself: "This is my first robbery, but I haven't robbed anything." No, I can't fail like that! β
Wang Dong ate a large piece of fat braised pork and said with a smile: "You haven't failed, you have already grabbed something." β
Guo Dalu looked at him and asked through gritted teeth, "What did I grab?" A belly full of gas? β
Wang Dong's mouth kept moving, but he didn't speak, he was afraid that he would be like Guo Dalu just now, talking while falling out of his mouth.
Su Weiyun sighed and said, "You robbed us of a large bundle of firewood, a large cauldron, a bowl, a pair of chopsticks, and a large bowl of meat. β
Guo Dalu said: "But these are all in his hands, and he has eaten them all!" β
Su Weiyun said: "If you don't grab it, you won't have this bowl of meat, and if you don't have this bowl of meat, how can you be eaten by him?" So at the end of the day, it's still you who grabbed something, only to be snatched back by him. β
Guo Dalu realized: "Well, what you said seems to be reasonable. β
Su Weiyun said: "So after you have made the braised pork, you should leave quickly, the farther you go, the better, why do you still want to come to us?" β
Guo Dalu said: "Because I'm here to rob." If you don't even see the owner, how can it be considered robbery? β
Wang Dong swallowed the meat in his mouth, held back a smile, and said, "People like you really shouldn't come to learn from others to rob." Wouldn't it be easier for you to be a thief and be silent? β
Guo Dalu said seriously: "Stealing is something that only villains can do, and it is very different from robbery!" I robbed, at least openly and honestly! β
Su Weiyun suddenly asked, "Do you want to be a fair and upright person?" β
Guo Dalu said: "I am such a person. I'd rather starve to death than steal! β
Su Weiyun said: "Do you have a place to live?" β
Guo Dalu said: "I wander the rivers and lakes, and I have no fixed place. β
Su Weiyun couldn't help but say, "Then it seems that this place is really suitable for you." β
So Guo Dalu stayed.
So Nirvana Villa has one more person to live in.
Su Weiyun and Wang Dong have one more friend.