January 16, 2019, the eleventh day of the lunar month.

After dinner, I lay on the sofa leisurely and leisurely while munching melon seeds and watching the bears appear. After working hard outside for a year, it is rare to have such a quiet and comfortable time.

On TV, Xiong Dagang broke the bald chainsaw, and I was laughing backwards and forwards, when the fat man Liu Er from the village came to me. I work in the same electronics factory as Liu Er, and we usually have a good relationship.

Liu Er's fat man sat down beside me, covered his cheeks with his hands, and said to me mysteriously: "Old rice, I found a hole in the general's grave......"

The general's grave is a one-acre square soil bag in a field in the south of our village, and a layer of barren grass grows on the grave, and there is a big locust tree hugged by five people at the top of the grave in the middle.

The tree was leafy, with its canopy like a large umbrella, and it would cover the whole grave under the tree, and in the middle of summer, the sun would be blazing outside, but the grave would be breezy.

People in the village said that there was a general buried in the grave, and the burial goods were gone, and for those of us who grew up under the influence of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" and "Notes on Tomb Robbery" since childhood, those real money and silver are undoubtedly the biggest temptation.

Very early on, we wanted to go down and loot, but the old people in the village would not let us live. They say that the ancestors in the village have been blessed by the general's grave for generations, and once the feng shui in the tomb is broken, the village is finished.

"Damn, it's not going to be a head start, is it? Let's go, take a look. After listening to Liu Er's fat man's words, I immediately sat up from the sofa, hurriedly changed my shoes, and pushed him out.

When we ran to the general's grave in a panic, it was already dark. The moon was in the middle of the sky, and the cloudy wind was grinding against the branches of the old locust tree.

Liu Er's fat man pushed aside a messy clump of dead grass, revealing half of the stone tablet underneath. He raised his hand and lifted the stele, and a large black hole appeared in front of our eyes.

The hole in the ground seemed to be a big mouth in the night, and there were gusts of warm wind blowing out of the ground with a faint stench, like a monster with bad breath breathing silently.

I said with some curiosity: "This rotten monument has been there for a long time, why did I never know that there was such a big hole underneath?" ”

Liu Er's fat man said: "I also found it by accident. You say, could this be a thief? ”

I used my mobile phone to lie down at the entrance of the cave to observe carefully, only to see that the hole was vertically downward, the cave wall was flat, and the traces left by the shovel were very neat, and I looked like a veteran of digging holes.

I was about to speak, but I was kicked in the back. The kick was so hard and heavy that as soon as I slipped under my foot, I fell down.

I just felt that every joint in my body was falling apart, especially my left ankle, which hurt so badly.

"Hahaha-" There was an unbridled laugh overhead, and I just felt the anger rush to my head. I lay on the ground with my back covered, and scolded the people outside the cave: "Liu Er, fat man, my grandmother!" ”

Liu Er's fat man picked up a lump of dirt and smashed it down: "I'll let you scold!" ”

A voice that was not unfamiliar smiled and persuaded Liu Er's fat man: "What kind of fire are you having with him, he is a bed bug now, it is easier to pinch him to death than to step on an ant!" ”

As soon as I heard this voice, I became even more angry: "Wang Duo, are you a turtle grandson?" ”

Wang Duo spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm with a "bah", and said without saltiness: "Good son, it is your father and me!" ”

Wang Duo and I belong to the same village, and it is a bit related to each other. At first, I had a good relationship with him, but later, my girlfriend actually got together with him, and we became mortal enemies, and what is even more ridiculous is that I never trouble him, and he couldn't get along with me again and again!

Wang Duo stepped on the entrance of the cave with one foot, put his arm on his knee, looked at me condescendingly and smiled: "Son, call your father twice, it's good, I'll raise your noble hand and let you go!" ”

I picked up the lump next to me and threw it towards the entrance of the cave, scolding and scolding: "I grass the eighth generation ancestor of your family, son, your father and I are waiting for you!" ”

Wang Duo was enraged, and he grabbed everything he could throw under his feet and threw it at me, scolding as he went. Liu Er's fat man laughed like a dog's legs: "Beat the water dog!" it, really step on the horse and bring it in! ”

I lay at the bottom of the cave, covered in pain, writhing like a snake that had been held seven inches by someone, dodging the rubble and rubble falling overhead.

After the gravel was thrown, Wang Duo still refused to give up, he just wanted to slide down the cave wall and beat me, Liu Er's fat man grabbed him, lay on his ear and muttered a few words, and the two of them grinned sinisterly.

Then, I heard the sound of metal clashing, and when I looked up, I saw two jets of water pouring down in an arc, drenching me with the smell of urine.

"Damn—" I crawled into the depths of the cave with my hands and feet, but Wang Duo and Liu Er's fat man's water pipes chased after me as if they had eyes. It wasn't until they shivered comfortably that Wang Duo snorted coldly and said, "Liu Mi, you should reflect on yourself here tonight, and if your father and I are in a good mood, I will come and release you!" ”

Wang Duo and Liu Er's fat man re-covered the rotten monument at the entrance of the cave, and the cave immediately became pitch black.

I gritted my teeth and lay on my stomach in the dark, my body trembling slightly with anger, my hands on the ground, ten fingernails almost clasped into the dirt. I secretly swore in my heart: I will not take revenge, and I will not be a man!

I don't know how long it took, but when the aches in my body had subsided a little, I groped my way up from the ground. In the dark, my fingers suddenly touched a cold metal case, which turned out to be my mobile phone. It's just that I'm underground, and I don't have a single signal on my phone.

I turned the lights back on my phone and used the light to take a look at my surroundings. I was about three meters above the ground, not too high, but my left foot was broken, and I couldn't exert any strength at all, and it was almost impossible to climb out.

And beneath my feet was a sloping downward passage, half a man high, and it was pitch black and I didn't know where it led.

I suddenly remembered the legend in the village, and muttered in my heart: Could this place really be a general's tomb? The legendary funerary goods......

My mind came alive. Even if this treasure has been patronized by others, if I can pick up one or two leaks, wouldn't it be better than working outside all day?

When I have money, I must drive a bulldozer to bulldoze Liu Er's fat man and Wang Duo's family!

Anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the guts. Thinking like this in my heart, I only felt that my heart was about to boil, and the timidity in my heart was also wiped out.

I have no other good in this person, but I am bold!

As the saying goes, the bold are killed, and the cowardly are starved, but am I, a staunch proletarian atheist, afraid of a dry skeleton that has been dead for I don't know how many years?