Chapter 119: Laxatives

Before eating, the sea dragon Chao really came, and he was joined by three members of the hearse drift competition. The latter have taken on the form of humans, but they retain some of the characteristics of sea creatures, such as tentacle-like beards, but these are covered up by "nature".

The three sea monsters are regulars at the bubble bar, and they have heard from Shio more than once that there is an apartment on land for the monsters to stay, but it is really far from what they imagined. The woman who has been pursued by the tide lives here?

They stared at the old house, which was very old, with yellowed wall paint, rusty iron doors, and so on. It is conceivable that there are indeed some years here, and the monster is indeed a thing that has been eliminated by time, and she is quite a match for living here.

Miss Mermaid looked at the old house blankly, then looked at the tide holding flowers and said, "It's not like a monster apartment here, there are few monsters here......"

"yes, there aren't many youkai here who have settled here for long." As he spoke, Chao looked at the fourth floor, "I really wish they had left the Bai Ze Pavilion." ”

"Them?" Little Brother Ma couldn't help asking, "Who are they?"

"As I told you, those people are ghosts that have become one with the rats." Chao looked a little sad, and Chao was a good person in addition to being lustful.

"Is it really good to wait endlessly?" The octopus head said bitterly: "It's better to live like this than to die."

"It's hard for someone who is already dead to die again......" Chao looked at him, but his eyes were extremely sharp, "Ordinary methods can't kill them...... I also hope that they will put an end to this pointless wait. Sometimes, death is really a relief. ”

"I remember you said they couldn't be exposed to the sun, right?" The mermaid asked, "What happens to them when they are caught in the sun?" Will it be in the dust? ”

"They won't disappear, they'll leave shadows, sunset to photos will adopt their shadows, and after a while they'll reappear in the photos." Chao said.

"You're also the god of water, don't you know how to make them become Buddhas?" Brother Pony said. Brother Xiao Ma is a monster of the neon country, and the people of the neon country often think that the dead are exceeded, which is called "Buddhahood".

"You know, it's about the same as human euthanasia." Chao thought for a moment and said, "I said such things to Bai Li, but she didn't let me tell the people in the photo...... She respects them, and she feels that there will be a turnaround in her life. ”

"But...... The man who played the flute hated them, and perhaps he had abandoned them a long time ago and had become a Buddha himself. "Chao has never been a sentimental person, but for those in room 407, they really don't know what to make.

He was distressed for a moment before he said, "I think the flute player deliberately locked them in the room, and he must have taken revenge on them in this way." Otherwise, he should have come back a long time ago......"

The mermaid asked, "Didn't you say that the first owner of the Bai Ze Pavilion was a pure-blooded Bai Ze?" Bai Ze seems to be a kind of monster who knows the things of the world, doesn't he know how to liberate them from the room? ”

"He probably knows, and I know! But that spell can only be broken by the caster, if it were broken in another way...... They will have a half-chance of dying in agony. Chao exhaled helplessly, "That piper is really, it's all dead, what else can't be put down...... Human obsession is really terrible. ”

As he spoke, Chao was silent for a long time and saw Bai Li coming out of the kitchen. Chao has pursued many women, and although he fails miserably every time, he always faces every beautiful woman with a smile, even if he doesn't catch up.

Chao immediately changed his smiling face, raised the flowers in his hand, and said with a smile: "Aren't you going to invite me in?"

Grandma also smiled, "Please come in." ”

With grandma's permission, the four sea creatures walked out into the yard. Chao introduced to his grandmother: "This mermaid's name is Jessica, this octopus monster has a long name, you can call him Gatan, this seahorse you can call him Brother Pony, he likes others to call him that."

"I knew you'd come......" Grandma smiled helplessly as she expected them to return. She knew that Chao would definitely ask about the people in Room 407 when she came this time.

To be honest, Bai Li really didn't want to face this kind of problem.

"You're getting prettier." Chao smiled and handed over the flowers in his hand.

Grandma accepted the bouquet of flowers with a disgusted face, and at this time Hongyi walked out of the kitchen, "Grandma, are the guests here?" ”

Hongyi is also a little beauty, with delicate facial features and a small and delicate figure, which suddenly made Chao, a sea dragon who has lived for an unknown number of years, expose the attributes of the goldfish guy.

"Is this little beauty your granddaughter?" As he spoke, Chao stretched out his hand, "Fortunately, my name is Chao!" It's a real god of water! ”

The girl's intuition is still very sensitive, and Hongyi was startled by this strange man and hid behind her grandmother. She looked up and down at the man in the bartender costume, this man was very handsome, but his smile made people feel inexplicably uneasy.

"Don't do anything to my granddaughter, or I'll press you to the ground and beat you up right now!" Grandma protected the red clothes and did not let the tide get even half a step closer.

"You fight, even if you kill me, I'll admit it! Because I love being beaten by you! The stinky and shameless tide retreats into advance, "Come on, come and beat me now!" I also like to eat hurt! ”

Grandma sighed, and suddenly felt very tired, "Why did I know this guy......"

"Because of love!" The tide said step by step.

Grandma rolled her eyes and stared at him for a while with the eyes of Xiaoqiang, "I have done a lot of things in my life, and the only thing that makes me regret it is that I met you!" ”

"It's really my honor to be the only one of you!" Tide gives himself a thumbs up and thumbs up for his madness.

Brother Pony also regretted knowing this guy very much, and the three of them all put on an expression of "we don't know this guy".

Grandma felt that she had really lost to this guy's cheekiness, and she really didn't want to say another word to him. So, she said to the red-clothed novel, "Do you want to put down all the laxatives?"

Hongyi really didn't like this frivolous man, and she pouted and whispered, "I have put down a packet of laxatives as you instructed."

Grandma's eyes suddenly flashed with a sly light, and she said to the tide: "The dish has been fried, I know you are coming, so I bought the roast duck you like to eat."

"Actually, I prefer to eat you!" The face of the tide is as thick as it gets!

Grandma's anger value is off the charts, and it's a fire punch when she goes up! "Fire Tips! Burst! Her low voice was also quite angry!

The flaming fist hit Shio's handsome face, and the flames exploded instantly, setting his hair on fire.

"Good!" Gatan cried out, unconsciously clenching his fists.

Brother Xiao Ma also smiled and said, "Good fight!"

"Go on!" Jessica clapped her hands excitedly, "This kind of person just doesn't fight much!" A few more times he knew he was wrong! ”

None of the people who came with the tide were on the side of the tide, and the tide felt embarrassed. To be honest, grandma also felt impulsive, "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back ......"

"It's okay, I like you to hit me...... Chao's eyebrows burned, and he still kept smiling.

Grandma was very angry, and the words in her hand burned to ashes in an instant, but she could only endure it. She snorted as she had already thought about what would happen after Shio finished eating the roast duck.

"Grandma, I've cooked the dishes." Rong Di walked out at this time, "Speaking of which, the taste of roast duck is so weird, did you buy the roast duck overnight in Hongyi." ”

"Rong, Mr. Rongdi, how can you steal it?" Red-clothed said anxiously. Because the laxative is what she put down! That's enough for a person to stay in the toilet all day!

"I didn't steal it, I saw that the roast duck you bought was cold, so I went back to the pot to heat it, and then I tasted it." Rong Di said, his stomach made a "grunt", and his eyes widened at this moment, because this was definitely not the sound made by being hungry.

"Isn't this Rongdi? How's the water recipe doing? Chao asked.

"I need to go to the bathroom......" Rong Di didn't respond, he walked very fast, as if the soles of his feet were smeared with speed.

Because of the accidental injury of a teammate, grandma's teammates minus one, Rongdi did not appear at the table.

Hongyi looked a little self-blaming, and the grandmother rarely did not damage her grandson, but comforted her granddaughter, "What's that...... People have three urgencies, which is normal......"

"He, he's going to be fine, right?" Red-clothed asked.

"No, no matter how you say it, he also has Bai Ze's blood on his body!" Grandma smiled bitterly and said, "It's time to eat, I'll go and ask the people upstairs to come down for dinner."

Saying that, grandma let her little paper figure fly upstairs, and the three second-hand goods upstairs had just eaten fishmeal and were now very full, so they didn't come down to eat. Lisa is now eating barbecue with Shi Yi outside, so none of the tenants in Bai Ze Pavilion are at the table.

During the meal, Grandma was going to feed Xiao Huo, so she lit a fire trick for Xiao Huo. Chao looked at this little milk dog who could eat flames, and looked a little sad, "Scourge...... I've chased a scourge before......"

While he was distracted, Grandma let her little paper figure fly out and told Gatan that they should not eat roast duck.

In this way, grandma kept serving Chaojia vegetables until he finished eating a plate of roast duck. The others also looked at him gloatingly. Strangely, the tide also ate more and more spirits, and there was no sign of going to the toilet at all. Until the red clothes cleaned up the table, the tide was still so calm.

Grandma felt very strange and couldn't help but whisper to the red clothes, "Do you have any laxatives?"

"Let it go, Mr. Rongdi hasn't come down yet!" Redcoat replied.

Grandma looked at Chao was still so energetic, and asked tentatively, "Do you feel that you are too full to eat and want to go to the toilet?"

Chao looked at the grandfather and grandson and couldn't help but smile proudly: "The water recipe itself has the effect of purification and healing, and I am not afraid of a few catties of laxatives."

Grandma was so angry that her teeth were itching, but she just couldn't help him! And the tide became more proud.

After finishing the meal, Gatan and the others took their own initiative, they are sea creatures and cannot stay on land for too long.

And the tide stayed, and he said to his grandmother, "Let's talk about them."

Naturally, they are referring to the rat people in room 407.

Ask for a recommendation ticket!! In addition, Gintama ended!! Speaking of which, after the death of the young general, Gintama is not very good-looking