Chapter 80: Retribution is not joy
Zhang Er originally saw that his son came back and wanted to find a broom to teach him a lesson, but Aunt Zhang felt sorry for her son and naturally stepped forward to stop him, the two husbands and wives were noisy, but they didn't want their son to pull them and muttered a few words. The couple's eyes immediately lit up like searchlights, and the two praised their son a few times, and then put up the scores of the elders behind their backs and got into the carriage.
Along the way, the fat shopkeeper had to say a few polite words, Zhang Er raised his chin and said that his brother died early, and he is now the head of the Zhang family.
The carriage carried the group to the door of Zhang's house, and the dog Yu'er was the first to jump down and slap the door, shouting, "Sister-in-law, open the door, I'll give you good news!" ”
Zhang Er and his wife then got out of the car, and Aunt Zhang was slightly timid when she remembered the words of the elders in the village last time, and pulled Zhang Er's sleeve and whispered, "Didn't Li Zheng say that if we come to the door again to make trouble, we will be driven out of the village?" ”
Zhang Er turned around and secretly glanced at the fat shopkeeper who was helping Yang Jiu get out of the car, and saw that he didn't seem to hear his mother-in-law's words, he breathed a sigh of relief, and instead glared at Aunt Zhang, and scolded in a low voice, "We are the Zhang family, why can't we enter the Zhang family?" Besides, we are sending the God of Wealth to this little widow today, and she is afraid that she will go crazy with joy, how can she drive us out again. ”
Second Aunt Zhang's stupid brain turned a few times and felt that it was such a truth, so she was a lot more confident, pointed to the white snow in the yard that had not been cleaned, pouted and said, "This grass is really lazy, my yard can't be cleaned, wait for me to talk about her in a while." ”
The two of them put the elders' shelves on the shelf, and the dogs knocked on the door loudly.
Zhang Guier borrowed a travelogue from Shengzi yesterday, and forgot the time when he was greedy for a while, and he didn't turn off the lights and fall asleep until the beginning of the ugly hour. Now he feels sleepy for a while, thinking that his sister-in-law and sister are in the greenhouse in the backyard, so he rarely breaks the rules and undresses during the day and plans to take a nap.
It's a pity that he just lay down, and the battle with Zhou Gong was heard ringing in his ears before the curtain had even begun, and he was so frightened that he woke up. When he turned over and got dressed, he heard someone shouting the word "good news", and his face became even darker
The dog leftover pounded on the door and his hands hurt, and it was when he guessed that no one in the Zhang family wanted to go to the backyard to look for it, so he saw Zhang Guier walking out of the wing. He couldn't help but scold, "Why come out so slowly, hurry up and open the door!" My mom and dad are here. ”
Zhang Gui ignored his words, but stood a few steps behind the door and shouted in a loud voice, "Big brother, the word 'good news' is used by students in high school or matchmaking when they are married, I haven't gone to the county to try the house yet, and my sister-in-law has no intention of remarrying, how can my eldest brother shout?" ”
It's no wonder that he is so annoyed, speaking of which, the reader has read a belly of sage books, and shouts in his mouth how to be high, depending on fame and fortune as dung, in fact, which one is not thinking about selling a belly to the emperor's family? High-ranking officials have to sit, horses have to ride, what a scenery!
This kind of hope has become an obsession in my heart over time, and it has also derived a lot of quirks. Almost all scholars think that the word "good news" can only be used in high school, and the dog leftovers shouted the good news like this, but Zhang Guier has never taken the exam, it is a real lie to rush the road, if the next time it is to take the exam, there may be no high school good news.
Also, Pucao is now the pillar of the Zhang family, and Zhang Guier is faintly worried that she will leave the Zhang family to marry after living for less than five years, and then his restraints, rush to take the exam and his sister's dowry will be in vain.
Such a sentence of good news really broke the two taboos in his heart, how could he not be angry?
Where did the dog know the joints in this, seeing that his cousin who was beaten by him as a sandbag before and didn't dare to make a sound, now he dared to open his mouth to blame him, and he also wanted to scold when he stared.
But when he remembered the purpose of coming to the door today, he reluctantly endured it again, and said with a dry smile, "I was also so happy that I forgot, don't worry about it, brother." Hurry up and open the door, there is really a great thing to fall on the head of our old Zhang family. ”
At this time, Second Uncle Zhang also heard the two of them answer, walked to the door with his hands behind his back, and scolded, "Brother Gui'er, do you still know the rules, and you have read all the sage books in the dog's stomach?" Talking to my brother like this, hurry up and open the door! ”
A trace of disgust flashed in Zhang Guier's half-drooping eyes, but he couldn't refute it. No matter how unbearable these people are, they are also real members of the Zhang family, and he really can't shut them out and ignore them.
Seeing that the wooden door was opened, Gou Yu'er was the first to jump in and asked, "Sister-in-law Pucao, hurry up and ask her to come out, the God of Wealth has come to the door." ”
Zhang Gui glanced at the fat shopkeeper who walked in with Zhang Er and his wife, his brows furrowed slightly, and he responded, "Sister-in-law is in the back garden, you can sit in the house first, I'll shout..."
As soon as Gou Yu'er heard this, his eyes lit up, and the thief smiled, "You stay to greet the guests, and I'll call my sister-in-law." After saying that, he ran to the back garden with a puff of smoke.
Zhang Guier felt that it was inappropriate, and he wanted to go up but couldn't really throw it away, and the people in this yard ignored it. The three living people are okay to say, but I'm afraid that my uncle and aunt will help "clean" the house again.
In desperation, he had no choice but to lead everyone into the hall. Second Uncle Zhang sat on the main seat in a big way, knocked on the table and shouted, "Your brother, hurry up and serve good tea and snacks, this shopkeeper Sun is the shopkeeper of a famous restaurant in the city, but he is a rare guest." ”
Shopkeeper Sun saw that Zhang Guier was wearing a square scarf on his head, and although he was wearing cotton cloth on his body, he was in the style of a robe, which was completely different from ordinary peasant boys, and guessed that he was a little scholar. So he got up and saluted with a smile, "It turns out that there is a little gentleman in the Zhang family, and the old man is really rude." I took the liberty to come to the door today and disturbed Mr. Xiao's quiet study. ”
Zhang Guier saw that he understood etiquette so well, and his words were also crepe, his face was much better, and he went to get a box of snacks with a few polite words, and then went to the stove to boil water and make tea.
When Zhang Er and his wife saw the walnut crisp and puff pastry patties in the wooden box, they were all good snacks that were rare to see on weekdays, and the two couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Zhang Erxu let out a few words, and when he saw that the shopkeeper Sun refused to eat, he immediately picked up a big bite and bit it, and Aunt Zhang bit it even more in her mouth, and her subordinates also grabbed a few and stuffed them into their arms.
Shopkeeper Sun turned his head and pretended to look at the things in the house, but in fact, the corner of his eye had already seen the ugliness of the two couples clearly, and he couldn't help but start muttering in his heart, did it make a mistake to ask these two people to say that they were together? Who is so unbearable for their parents, and it is difficult to get the respect of their juniors, right?
Not to mention that the shopkeeper Sun muttered in his heart, he only said that the dog Yu'er ran to the outside of the greenhouse step by step, put his head on the door and listened carefully to the movement inside, then suddenly opened the small door and jumped in.
Chunni found half a piece of fine cotton cloth today, and planned to cut a few close-fitting clothes. Pu Cao was helping to hand the scissors on the side, and suddenly an idea popped up, thinking about another small innovation.
If you ask what has been the most unbearable thing for her since she traveled to this plane? She would never say that she was starving and cold, because these were nothing compared to the gray bags tied under her for days when her "relatives" came to visit.
She has always liked cleanliness, and even has a slight cleanliness habit, and she has almost worked hard day and night to get past those days. Now that the conditions at home are much better, with cloth and cotton, she can't grieve herself anymore.
As soon as she thought of it, she cut two slender pieces of cotton cloth and thin linoleum, sewed them together, and stuffed cotton into them, although the finished product looked very strange, but it was much better than the cloth bag full of grass ash.
Chunni finished sewing a small dress, turned her head to look at her tossing and turning like this, and smiled, "Your needlework skills are too poor, don't harm cotton cotton." Just say what you want to do, and I'll do it for you. ”
Pu Cao put the cotton strip aside, lay down in her ear and said a few words carefully, Chunni only listened to the beginning, and her face turned completely red. I pulled the cotton cloth strip and stuffed it into my arms, looked left and right like a thief, and then picked up my fist to beat the grass, "You dead girl, you can come up with any strange idea, this... Is this something that can be taken out and pondered? ”
Pu Cao shrugged her shoulders, feeling helpless, it was just a normal physiological phenomenon, how could she be unsightly. But she didn't want to talk about physiological and hygienic knowledge, so she had to tear cotton cloth and continue to transform the great cause.
Chunni blushed and looked at her subordinates busy, and finally grabbed the scissors with shame, and muttered in a low voice, "It's better for me to come, let you cut it is a good thing." ”
Pu Cao grinned and pinched her hot cheek, and said with a smile, "When you use it, you won't scold me for ruining things." ”
The two were laughing when they heard the small door next to them creak and be opened. Frightened, Chunni hurriedly threw herself down on the new 'cotton bags', so ashamed that she almost had to find a crack in the ground to get into. If such a private thing is looked down upon, she will not be able to hold her head up for the rest of her life.
Pu Cao didn't have time to pay attention to this, because the person standing in front of the door and squeezing his eyebrows was the dog leftover. Originally, because he slapped Peach Blossom's buttocks, she couldn't wait to chop him up and feed the dog.
But because of Peach Blossom's reputation, she can't make a noise. Every time she thought about it in the middle of the night, she gritted her teeth with hatred, only that her plan to spread salt was too slow, and it would be good if a big thunderbolt could be slashed from the sky to kill him immediately.
Unexpectedly, this damn guy actually broke in on purpose without knocking on the door today, didn't he just give her the best excuse?
Thinking like this, she began to touch the objects in her hands everywhere, not to mention, Xu God also wanted to borrow her hand to punish the wicked, and she really found an excellent 'weapon'.
Gou Yu'er didn't know that retribution was about to come at this moment, and his small eyes were busy roaming Pucao and Chunni. The greenhouse was stuffy and there were no outsiders, both of them took off their cotton jackets and only wore moon-white middle clothes, although they couldn't see the flesh inside, but they were much more eye-catching than wearing a bloated cotton jacket, he naturally wouldn't let go of this good opportunity, picking up 'tofu' and eating it.
The kid grinned and took a few steps forward, smirking upward, "Oh, sisters-in-law have found a good place to do needlework, it's so hot here that you can do it naked." ”
Chunni was so ashamed to hear this, if she got up and wore a padded jacket, the private things under her body would be seen by the dog leftover, if she didn't wear a cotton jacket, she felt that the dog leftover's eyes were going to get into the middle coat.
At this time, when he was in a dilemma, Pucao shouted, "Kill you unruly thing!" Then he picked up a long red hook in his hand and smoked it heavily on the dog's body, and a burnt smell immediately spread in the greenhouse with a puff of green smoke.