Chapter 211: Laughing to the point of anger
Yaozun picked up the bottle of black water and dripped a drop on the desk, only to see the black water on the desk rushing towards Yaozun's hand that had not yet been put away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Su Zhixi's eyes shrank, and she immediately picked up Yaozun's hand, not letting the black water succeed.
"Still moving?" The Medicine Saint didn't expect that this black water would actually move on its own? It's incredible!
"Master, don't come close!" Su Zhixi grabbed the black water with her divine sense, and used her divine sense to explore everything in the black water, when Su Zhixi 'saw' the small black dot that was moving in the black water, Su Zhixi frowned tightly, but in such a short period of time, it actually grew new worm eggs?
"Zhixi, what's wrong?" Seeing that Su Zhixi's face was wrong, the Medicine Saint immediately asked.
"Master, it's only been half an hour since I came back, and new worms have actually grown in the black water, obviously it was still stagnant just now!" Su Zhixi replied with a frown.
"Is there a way to kill them? Once they succeed, the consequences will be unimaginable! Yaozun also frowned, damn it! Lao Tzu was almost hit just now, but fortunately, Zhixi's hand quickly moved his hand away.
Su Zhixi nodded, trying to use spiritual power to burn, and at the same time using his divine sense to pay attention to their every move, but after burning for a long time, these worms actually had nothing to do.
Burn it with fire, no!
With a blister, it is more active!
Cut with a knife, and actually split the cells again!
After using all the methods imaginable, they couldn't kill it, and at most they could only do a little damage.
Su Zhixi finally understood Bai Jingwen's words, once their experiment was successful, these people were Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed, and they were not afraid of any attack at all.
"It's so tenacious!" Medicine Saint and Medicine Venerable kept watching Su Zhixi try all kinds of ways to kill these worms, but to no avail. Yaozun picked up the bottle of black water and dripped a drop on the desk, only to see the black water on the desk rushing towards Yaozun's hand that had not yet been put away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Su Zhixi's eyes shrank, and she immediately picked up Yaozun's hand, not letting the black water succeed.
"Still moving?" The Medicine Saint didn't expect that this black water would actually move on its own? It's incredible!
"Master, don't come close!" Su Zhixi grabbed the black water with her divine sense, and used her divine sense to explore everything in the black water, when Su Zhixi 'saw' the small black dot that was moving in the black water, Su Zhixi frowned tightly, but in such a short period of time, it actually grew new worm eggs?
"Zhixi, what's wrong?" Seeing that Su Zhixi's face was wrong, the Medicine Saint immediately asked.
"Master, it's only been half an hour since I came back, and new worms have actually grown in the black water, obviously it was still stagnant just now!" Su Zhixi replied with a frown.
"Is there a way to kill them? Once they succeed, the consequences will be unimaginable! Yaozun also frowned, damn it! Lao Tzu was almost hit just now, but fortunately, Zhixi's hand quickly moved his hand away.
Su Zhixi nodded, trying to burn with spiritual power
Burn, and at the same time pay attention to their every move with their divine sense, but after burning for a long time, these worms are actually nothing.
Burn it with fire, no!
With a blister, it is more active!
Cut with a knife, and actually split the cells again!
After using all the methods imaginable, they couldn't kill it, and at most they could only do a little damage.
Su Zhixi finally understood Bai Jingwen's words, once their experiment was successful, these people were Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed, and they were not afraid of any attack at all.
"It's so tenacious!" Medicine Saint and Medicine Venerable kept watching Su Zhixi try all kinds of ways to kill these worms, but to no avail.
"Not only is it tenacious, but it continues to divide cells in the attack!" Su Zhixi frowned.
"What is a cell?" Medicine Saint and Medicine Venerable asked puzzled.
"It's that when they are attacked, they will split into two, and two into four! On the contrary, there are more and more! Su Zhixi replied.
"Tricky!" The Medicine Saint frowned.
"......" Just as the three of them were silent and thinking about a way, Su Zhixi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of something, something that any worm was afraid of.
Su Zhixi suddenly rushed out, and then came back with a box of white items in her hand, and the Medicine Saint and Medicine Zun looked at the things in Su Zhixi's hands in confusion. "Zhixi, what is this?" Both asked at the same time.
Su Zhixi was stunned, "You don't recognize what this is?" ”
"I don't know, I've never seen it!" The two shook their heads, they had never seen anything like this, what was it?
"Really fake ......" Su Zhixi opened her mouth in astonishment, although she said that the gentleman was far away from cooking, but he didn't even know the salt, this is a bit excessive, right?
"Master, haven't you traveled before? You don't know what it is? So how do you eat meat? Su Zhixi looked at the Medicine Saint and asked.
"Isn't it ready to eat just by roasting it over the fire? It's just not tasteful......" Yao Sheng recalled, and in the years he traveled, he came over like this.
"Alright! I was wrong! Su Zhixi patted her forehead, then grabbed a little salt with her hand and sprinkled it on top of the black water.
Medicine Saint and Medicine Venerable stared at the black water tightly, Su Zhixi also paid close attention to the changes in the black water, and after waiting for a few minutes, there was no change in the black water, Su Zhixi sighed, and thought that this method was useful! These bugs are so stubborn!
Just as Su Zhixi was about to give up, Yaozun suddenly grabbed Su Zhixi's hand. "Zhixi, there's a reaction, look!"
"Huh?" As soon as Su turned around, he saw that the black water actually began to shrink slowly, as if it had been corroded, shrinking little by little, and then disappearing, leaving only a dry watermark on the table.
"It works!" Su Zhixi's eyes lit up, she didn't expect it to be really useful, but it seems that it will take a while for this time to attack?
"It's good for Blackwater, but what about these worms?" The Medicine Saint immediately pointed to another bottle.
Su Zhixi hasn't yet
Action, Yaozun first grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it on the worm, which is different from the black water, the moment the worm sprinkled the salt, it actually reacted, and the salt seemed to erode it, and directly turned into a puddle of black water, but this black water is really stagnant water.
"It worked!" Medicine Saint and Medicine Venerable's eyes lit up, "Zhixi, what the hell is this?" How is it so magical? Even the spiritual fire can't burn them, so your white powder can easily kill them? ”
Hearing the words of the two, Su Zhixi couldn't help but have a black line, stroked her forehead and replied, "Grandpa, master...... It's salt! ”
"What's that?" The two were stunned, did they hear the tinnitus mistaken just now? What is Su Zhixi talking about?
"It's salt, the salt we usually eat, the spices, the additives, the things that give the salty taste!" After Su Zhixi finished speaking, the faces of the two elders were also red, and they couldn't be more red.
They don't even know salt......
What a shame and a big loss!
"Now that there is a way to crack it, it will be easy to do!" The Medicine Saint immediately straightened up, looking like nothing had happened just now, and it was rare for the Medicine Saint to cooperate with the Medicine Saint. "If you go out tomorrow, you must make the Bai family pay the price!"
"Okay, my old man is tired, I'll go back to the room to rest first!" After Yaozun finished speaking, he wiped his buttocks, and disappeared with a whoosh.
"Hah...... It's not too early, and there will be something tomorrow! Zhixi, you should go back and rest early! As a teacher, I will go first! As soon as Yao Zun left, Yao Sheng also pretended to yawn a lot, and then slowly walked to the door, with the same swish, and disappeared in an instant.
"......" Su Zhixi looked at the backs of the two elders speechlessly, the old and the young, the older you get, the smaller your mentality, doesn't you just recognize the salt?
As for running so fast? She didn't laugh at them, did she......
Right......
Right......
Hahahaha! Hahahaha~hahahaha~ha...... She's never going to laugh! Hahahaha, hahahaha......
Laugh at her! Ouch, my stomach ......
Su Zhixi could bear it at first, but the corners of her mouth cracked after enduring, revealing eight front teeth, and then she couldn't help it, and fell to the ground laughing, hahahaha......
The next day, as soon as Yao Shengtian dawned, he took the corpse of the Bai family and led a large army to the front of the Bai Mansion, threw the body of the leader of the Bai family in front of the Bai Mansion, and scolded the Bai family!
"Bai Jingwen, you old puppet, come out to Lao Tzu! How dare you send someone to assassinate me? You Tama get out of here! The medicine saint scolded regardless of his image, and even used his spiritual power to become a loudspeaker, and the entire Qinglong City could hear his scolding words.
"Who's making a noise here?" Hearing that someone at the gate dared to scold the head of the Bai family, the Bai family guards immediately opened the door and shouted angrily.
As a result, as soon as he saw that it was the medicine saint, he immediately stopped cooking, rushed back to the house, and notified 'Bai Jingwen' to go.
"Bai Jingwen, you coward, turtle eggs, get out of Lao Tzu, do you want to be a shrunken turtle
? Dare to do it or not? Get out of here! Don't force Lao Tzu to be strong! The Medicine Saint continued to scold.
"Come out of here! You shameless old thing, don't think that if you are one of the four clans, I won't dare to touch your Bai family, and if you don't get out of here, I will order your Bai family to be slaughtered! Seeing that the White Mansion was still quiet, Yao Shengzhen was angry, and directly asked the guards to prepare to break the door.
"Medicine Saint, why are you so angry?" Just as the Medicine Saint was about to slam the door, 'Bai Jingwen' finally appeared.
"The old thing, finally willing to come out of the turtle shell?" As soon as he saw this 'Bai Jingwen', the medicine saint became angry, stared at him uncertainly, and snorted coldly.
I didn't expect that this product was not the deity three years ago, and he treated him as an old friend, and he discounted a lot of profits, but I didn't expect him to be a counterfeit goods, and now that I think about it, his old thing seems to have used him many times!
He used to think it was Bai Jingwen, but he didn't care, but now that he thinks about it, he really wants to slap himself!
"Why is the Medicine Sage so angry? Talk about it slowly! "'Bai Jingwen' looked at the Medicine Saint and smiled kindly.
"Who is this from your Bai family?" The Medicine Saint walked directly to the corpse of the leader of the Bai family, kicked the person over, revealing his positive color, and glared at 'Bai Jingwen' and asked.
"This is the head of my Bai family's guard! How did he die? "'Bai Jingwen' didn't know what to ask made the medicine saint smile even colder.
"Yesterday, he led a team of people to rush into my Alchemist Guild, and killed people when he saw them, didn't the Bai family master know about this matter?" Yao Sheng said coldly.
Bai Jingwen glanced at the guard commander and shook his head. "I really don't know, this is not my order, it must be a misunderstanding."
"'Bai Jingwen'!" Bai Jingwen'! Are you thinking I'm a fool? How could a guard captain dare to attack my Alchemist Guild without someone's order? You don't know a word, and you want to get rid of suspicion? Are you ignorant of me as a three-year-old child? "The Medicine Saint kicked the corpse heavily and kicked him towards 'Bai Jingwen', and 'Bai Jingwen' immediately dodged away.
"There must be a misunderstanding! Medicine Saint, please calm your anger! "'Bai Jingwen' shook his head and said, he didn't want to admit it.
"Smack!" The Medicine Saint flashed directly in front of 'Bai Jingwen' and slapped him heavily.
This slap sounded, and the entire Qinglong City could be good at it.
'Bai Jingwen' didn't expect the Medicine Saint to beat him in public, and he also deliberately used spiritual power, so that the entire Qinglong City knew that he had been slapped!
This is breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, and he is tired and crooked! No matter how good his temper is, 'Bai Jingwen' can't bear it, if he doesn't get it back this time, what face does he, the head of the family, have.
"Damn! How dare you hit me! "'Bai Jingwen' glared at the Medicine Sage, but the Medicine Sage looked at his hand and sighed lightly: "Hand yes! Have you been learning from Zhixi lately? Why do you like to slap people at every turn? You see, that's not right! Don't do it again, you know? Say
After that, he shook his fist as if to say, 'Got it'.
"......" 'Bai Jingwen' heard the words of the medicine saint talking to himself, as well as the strange and mocking hand, and his face turned purple with anger.
The medicine saint's heart is extremely cool, hahahaha! Old thing, I can't beat you, I'll kill you!
"Oops! Is the head of the Bai family okay? It's all my fault! I'm so sorry that it dared to hit you! It's none of my business! It's not my order......" The Medicine Sage smiled fakely, but everyone knew as soon as they heard it that this was the Medicine Sage learning 'Bai Jingwen', shirking his responsibilities and pretending that it was none of his business.
Isn't that obvious?
The head of your Bai family's guards, with his subordinates to assassinate the people of the Alchemist Guild, you said that your Bai family master didn't know, then there were fewer people in your family, you didn't know, you said you didn't know, would people believe you? If you really think everyone else is stupid, you can't do it!
I don't know! Cut!
I don't know why my hand suddenly hit you on its own, and I don't know either! Isn't it my fight?
"Medicine ......" 'Bai Jingwen' hair straightened angrily, and when he was about to scold, suddenly a black shadow hit his right cheek, and 'Bai Jingwen' immediately tilted his head to dodge.
Cut! Do you want to do it again if you succeed once? It's impossible for me to be beaten by you again! After 'Bai Jingwen' dodged, he thought to himself.
However, I avoided the first time, but I didn't expect to have a second preparation, right? The right hand is blocked, and the left hand!
"Smack!" While 'Bai Jingwen' was still secretly complacent, 'Bai Jingwen' was hit on the right side of his face by the Medicine Saint again, and this time the sound was even louder than just now.
"You!" As soon as he hit the trick, 'Bai Jingwen' immediately glared at the Medicine Saint!
"Oops! My left hand tried to stop my right hand, but I didn't expect you to hide by yourself! I'm sorry that my left hand hit you! Do you hurt! I'll rub it for you? "Although he said so, his hand never stretched out, he just looked at 'Bai Jingwen' and smiled slightly.
"You want to fight to the death with my Bai family!" Bai Jingwen shouted angrily.
was slapped twice in a row, 'Bai Jingwen' was already furious, no matter what his plan was, he just wanted this old thing to die at his feet now!
"Hey! Don't say that! It's not me who ordered someone to assassinate you, it's someone you ordered to assassinate me! Why, don't you let me come over to reason with you? Are you not aware of the situation? It's me who came to you to take care of it, you are shirking your responsibility, you dare not do it, you are still a family head, I bah! Yao Sheng snorted coldly, looking angry.
"It's none of my business! He's just a guard chief of my Bai family! "'Bai Jingwen' shouted angrily, still refusing to admit it.
The Medicine Saint is not a fuel-efficient lamp, you will shirk me! "It's none of my business to hit your hand, it just happens to grow on my hand."
Hear the theory of the medicine saint
, everyone almost burst out laughing, this theory sounds strange, but it seems to be reasonable, and it completely responds to the words of 'Bai Jingwen'!
You said that he was just from your family, and I also said that it was just a hand that grew on me, which is very right! That's right, no!
Hearing the words of the Medicine Sage, 'Bai Jingwen' was furious, this was simply unreasonable! "You are unreasonable!"
"You can't be reasoned either!" Yao Shengcha said, "It's obviously your Bai family, do you think you can send me away with a word?" Tell you, if you don't give me a straight word today, you don't want to leave! Lao Tzu will accompany you for a day today! ”
Seeing such a medicine saint, everyone suddenly felt that their previous impression of the medicine saint was wrong, and the image changed from tall to a street shrew in an instant, and it was also a very unreasonable kind, but why, do you think that such a medicine saint ...... It's very handsome!
Alternative handsome, special masculinity!
"You! It's ......" 'Bai Jingwen' pointed at the Medicine Saint, so angry that he was about to gasp.
"Don't come with me! Come here today for this, don't make it clear, don't think I'm going to let you go! Yao Sheng snorted coldly, did you really think he came to play today?
Oh yes! He's really here to play today!
I was so excited, I thought I was going to war today!
"You said that this is my Bai family, what evidence do you have!" 'Bai Jingwen' asked suddenly.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and looked at 'Bai Jingwen', is this person funny! Just now he himself said that this was the head of his Bai family's guard.
Will this actually say that there is any evidence to prove that he is a member of the Bai family? What about funny?
"What evidence do you have to prove that he is not from the Bai family? You said it yourself just now, he is the head of your Bai family's guard, did you forget to take medicine? Confused in the brain? "Yao Sheng laughed and said, this 'Bai Jingwen' is really shameless, he opened his eyes and said nonsense so seriously.
He was almost scared by him! Scares Ben old handsome guy!
"Someone must be pretending that he is not my Bai family!" 'Bai Jingwen' is a color road.
"Tell me, who is pretending? Who is trying to harm you? Who framed you? "Yao Sheng blinked, looked at 'Bai Jingwen', 'Bai Jingwen' clapped his hands, and a person who looked exactly like the corpse walked out of the mansion.
(End of chapter)
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