Chapter 58: Lighting a Cigarette
I was on the night shift again that day, and I fell asleep on the counter again, and had another dream. In the dream, my junior high school classmates came noisily again, still saying that they were going to drink happy wine.
Dream replayed? No way. This time I knew very well that they were all dead, and that I knew that I was on duty in the paper shop, and they were noisily passing by the door of the paper shop, and it felt like they were deliberately leading me out.
Last time they were noisy outside the door like this, I went out to see, and then they told me about Zhao Yufeng's marriage, this time I knew that they were dead, so I refused to go out, bowed my head and pretended to be asleep as if I didn't see it, but they kept making noise at the door, and I didn't mean to leave at all, and I was also iron-hearted, just don't look up.
I don't know how long it took, I felt that my neck was a little stiff, the sound outside gradually faded away, and finally I couldn't hear anything, I rubbed my neck, and as soon as I looked up, I saw those people standing at the door with their arms crossed, looking at me with a smile, I kept pretending to be asleep They obviously knew, so they pretended to leave, and they were really helping difficult ghosts.
Standing at the front, it was our previous squad leader, who now beckoned to me with a smile: "Let's go, Yan Hui, take you out to play." ”
Going out with a bunch of non-human people, I don't know what you ghosts like to play, so I won't go, so I immediately pretended to have just discovered them, and greeted warmly: "It's all here for me, what are you going out for, come in, come in, come in." "I took out a few boxes of paper-paste cigarettes from the counter and threw them directly into the brazier to burn them, because the walls of this room were full of mantras, so I just burned them, and I didn't need to chant mantras.
After the students took the cigarettes, they didn't come in, but just stood outside the door and smoked, leaning against the door frame while smoking and talking to me about the things when I used to go to school. But I said hello several times, and they just wouldn't come in. It is said that this is a store that does inhuman business, and they should not have any scruples, but they just refuse to take a step in.
Since they are so determined not to come in, I am even more determined not to go out, although when I used to go to school, everyone had a good relationship, but now they are separated by yin and yang, who knows what purpose they deliberately want to lure me out.
After chatting, I talked about Zhao Yufeng again, and I asked them: "What happened to Zhao Yufeng's marriage, tossed like that, it should have been messed up." ”
The squad leader said: "Don't mention it, Zhao Yufeng is worried now, that little lady doesn't know how to lift at all, not only did she not take a fancy to Zhao Yufeng, but she also fell in love with you, so she had to let Zhao Yufeng take a break from her, so she could pull you down to live, and Zhao Yufeng would be angry." But don't worry, Zhao Yufeng is an understanding person, and he knows that you will definitely not hit your friend's daughter-in-law's idea, but that little lady is just amorous. ”
This is natural, I am a good living person, even if the bride really grows flowers, I will not give up my good life and go to the underworld to fool around with her, so I hurriedly said: "Of course, of course, my friend's wife can't be bullied, my Yan Hui's character can rest assured, I am definitely not a person who has a wrong idea." ”
I asked them again, "I just heard from you that you are going to drink wedding wine again, have you been doing a lot of happy events recently, and where are you going to drink wedding wine?" ”
The squad leader said: "It's still Zhao Yufeng's family, but this time it's not him who marries his daughter-in-law, it's his father who wants to marry him a little mother." These lustful sons and daughters-in-law are more beautiful than the other, and Zhao Yufeng's mother is simply a stunning ghost. ”
The person next to him hurriedly pulled him and reminded him to pay attention to proportion, the squad leader smiled, and sure enough, he didn't say any more, feeling that these people seemed to be afraid of Zhao Yufeng.
I asked them, "Isn't Zhao Yufeng's father still alive?" And I think his parents have a good relationship, why do you want to marry his mother so soon? ”
The squad leader smiled: "It's not his father, Zhao Yufeng was a child, his grandmother recognized him in the mountain temple with a godfather, you know, after he came here, he went directly to his godfather, that is a great character in this area." ”
Think about it, Zhao Yufeng's grandmother seems to have given him a deed to a big immortal in the mountain, so in the past, Zhao Yufeng had to ask for leave to go to the mountain temple to incense every important day, once the teacher asked him to represent the school to participate in a competition, but the time conflicted with the day he went to the incense, the teacher did not agree to his leave, his grandmother went to the school to make trouble, sprinkled tricks, and ripped off a lot of the head teacher's hair, and then forcibly took Zhao Yufeng away from school.
Our homeroom teacher is a woman, her eyes are red for several days because of this matter, her husband also plans to go directly to Zhao Yufeng's house to settle accounts, and later Zhao Yufeng apologized to the teacher for his grandmother many times, and his father also went to school several times, and lost money, saying good things, let not worry about the old man, plus Zhao Yufeng has always been a good student in the class, excellent in character and learning, this matter has passed.
Later, I heard that it seemed that the day when Zhao Yufeng went to the high school in the county with his classmates to report was also the day when he should give incense to Daxian, but in order to go to school, he didn't care about Daxian in the mountain, and as a result, there was a car accident that day.
I didn't believe in evil before, and when I heard people tell me this, I thought it was ridiculous, but now it seems that maybe it's really the great immortal in this mountain who likes Zhao Yufeng too much, and I'm afraid that he won't have time to go to see him when he goes to school in other places, and then directly recruited a carload of people.
A few people chatted, and I got close to them, although they were outside the door and I was inside the door, but the door was wide open, and everyone was leaning against the door frame, and there was actually a symbolic threshold in the middle.
I tentatively talked about the high school entrance examination, and then talked about the day they went to report to high school, and found that they didn't mind mentioning these things, and they took the initiative to talk about the car accident that day.
I just wanted to ask if the car accident had anything to do with Zhao Yufeng's godfather, the squad leader finished smoking a cigarette, not a cigarette, but a box.
Master Zhao told me that for non-people, incense is equivalent to rice, and cigarettes are equivalent to meat, they will be hungry if they don't eat, but the rice is still not as good as the taste of meat, and the taste of non-people is different, of course, there are also people who don't eat cigarettes, but these classmates are obviously good at this, and the class leader is even more addicted to smoking.
I hurriedly went back to the store and burned a few more boxes for them, when the squad leader smoked that box before, he was the last cigarette butt and lit the next one, and he didn't need a lighter at all, and now he took out a lighter to light a cigarette, but it was windy outside, and he didn't light it several times, so I leaned out and reached out to help him block the wind.
As a result, as soon as I reached over with my hand, the squad leader threw the lighter directly, grabbed my arm with my wrist and pulled it out.