Chapter 134: Windshield wipers
Last time, it was said that Shangguan Xu Yang had successfully infiltrated his father's antique shop, and had come into contact with Cheng Long, the old and dull father, and the eccentric Xiaoyu, and he also won their initial favor and recognition with his cooking skills, and became a clerk and chef and cleaner in Daddy's antique shop, and he was still the kind without salary.
But as long as it is more convenient for Shangguan Xu Yang to obtain the zodiac charms, and it is also very interesting to follow Daddy and Chenglong here to Shangguan Xu Yang. As for those cleaning and the like, Shangguan Xu Yang should experience life, anyway, it is just to make a show on the scene, and secretly put a cleansing spell and paste a rune paper.
Then Shangguan Xu Yang saw Sheriff Black, then Cheng Long brought the shield he brought back from Bavaria, with the chicken charm, one of the zodiac runes, and then the American mafia affiliated with Wallon came to the door and threatened Cheng Long, Cheng Long was a little angry and followed them.
Cheng Long accidentally fell off the wall.
Shangguan Xu Yang saw that in such an emergency, Cheng Long's movements did not stop at all, only to see that he quickly kicked his legs, simply did not stop, and jumped directly towards the car in which the three mafia people had just entered the daddy antique shop.
When Shangguan Xu Yang and Xiaoyu rushed over, they only heard a "bang", and saw that the front hood of the car belonging to the three people belonging to the Warong mafia had been trampled by Cheng Long, and the front of the car was also billowing smoke.
Shangguan Xu Yang looked at Jackie Chan's expression and couldn't help but decide to be funny, the Jackie Chan in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" and the Jackie Chan in the movie are really similar, they are both particularly comedy, but they are also very real.
Shangguan Xu Yang saw the driver in the car, a tall black man, and the man in the suit quickly stopped, with a fierce look on his face.
Of course, Shangguan Xu Yang can see at a glance that this black man is still relatively powerful, because of the good congenital genes, there is no way, coupled with their congenital geographical environment and natural factors, so black people are generally tall and big.
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gyu╭(╯ε╰)╮) is vigorous, but Shangguan Xu Yang still looks down on blacks more or less, this is not to say that Shangguan Xu Yang does any racial discrimination against blacks, but Shangguan Xu Yang can't see those blacks messing around, what Luoti Conference (Uncovered Assembly) and (3P) 4P are doing all day long, and there are many infectious diseases.
I saw that the three mafia members of Warong who had just come to Daddy's antique store to make trouble got out of the car, and they all fixed their eyes on Cheng Long who was at the front of the car.
"Rasu! Finish him off! The red-haired man immediately said,
This is Ah Fen, Shangguan Xu Yang saw him the first to make a move from a distance, first stunned for a moment, and then he clenched his fists with both hands and smashed directly into Cheng Long's face.
Of course, Cheng Long must have easily dodged, stepping on the body and jumping up, one step at a time, his body was flexible like a gibbon climbing over the iron fence of an alley, and his body jumped into the empty tennis court.
Not far away, Shangguan Xu Yang was holding Xiaoyu's little hand at this time, and had been secretly observing in the dark.
"Uncle Long is in danger." Xiaoyu said to Shangguan Xu Yang with a worried face, but she was still just a girl and couldn't help much, as for Shangguan Xu Yang, she didn't know if she could beat those mafia trios who looked very social, so Xiaoyu opened her mouth and asked Shangguan Xu Yang, "What is the police call in the United States, is it a demon spirit?" ”
"It's not." Shangguan Xu Yang thought for a moment, then shook his head.
"That's the Demon Nine?"
"It's the Nine Demons, but without a local mobile phone card, you will never be able to call the police." Shangguan Xu Yang explained.
"What then?" Xiao Yu nervously grabbed Shangguan Xu Yang's hand, and did not blink his eyes, staring at the increasingly grim situation.
Shangguan Xu Yang also knew that the United States had unexpectedly implemented the policy of only local calls and did not call the police for help at this time, and I don't know what they thought, although the economy of the United States was already very good at this time, but it was still far from being able to do one mobile phone per person, so there were many phone booths on the streets in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan".
As for going to the phone booth to call the police, it has to be a phone card, okay? Do you think it's a free call?
In fact, as long as Shangguan Xu Yang wants to do it, he can go up directly now, three times five divided by two, and he can beat the mafia trio without a single soldier, and Shangguan Xu Yang is still very confident in himself, so we are also a traversal cultivator who has experienced many worlds and crossed over, right? We may not be able to fight the powerful big BOss, but it is not easy for Shangguan Xu Yang to deal with a few ordinary people who are unarmed and have no power to bind chickens, of course, the unarmed and unrestrained power here is compared with Shangguan Xu Yang, after all, Shangguan Xu Yang can kill them with one punch, and those others are empty.
Of course, Shangguan Xu Yang is still not ready to help Cheng Chan, because his current identity is a bit special, and he needs to hide his strength for a period of time, which is inconvenient to expose, and Shangguan Xu Yang knows that even if he doesn't help Cheng Chan, he can save himself every time, according to Shangguan Xu Yang's analysis, Cheng Chan has the luck of the protagonist of "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", this kind of magical O__O"... Something ethereal.
But the one who should be helped still has to help, otherwise Shangguan Xu Yang promised Xiaoyu to come out with him (⊙o⊙?) Besides, Xiaoyu is watching from the sidelines, and he can't say it if he doesn't help Chenglong, and finally says ╭(╯ε╰)╮ (Shangguan Xu Yang: "I'm really not Lolicon." )
Just when Shangguan Xu Yang and Xiaoyu were thinking about how to help Jackie Chan. Suddenly, Xiaoyu and Shangguan Xu Yang both found that the three people opposite each other had taken out a strange-shaped "flashlight" in their hands.
"Not good! It's a laser sword! Xiao Yu screamed, feeling the urgency of the moment, because she recognized the flashlight-like thing.
And Shangguan Xu Yang has already recognized the weapon taken out by the mafia gang of three, Shangguan Xu Yang didn't expect that the mafia in the United States is already so powerful, everyone is equipped with a laser sword as standard, I'm a dog
Sure enough, Shangguan Xu Yang and Xiaoyu saw the switch of the flashlight being turned on from a distance, and then a dazzling green laser extended out from the flashlight, forming a laser sword about half a meter long.
"Laser sword!"
Cheng Long's face was also anxious at this time, and he immediately looked around, looking for a suitable weapon.
Immediately afterwards, the two wipers on a car entered Cheng Long's eyes......
Hahaha, it turned out that when Shangguan Xu Yang watched "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", he watched Jackie Chan defeat the mafia trio of those laser swords with the wipers of the car, and he thought it was very funny, but now he is really immersive, but he finds that he can't laugh a little.
After all, the plot is too dangerous, and taking out the wipers is just an emergency instinct and normal reaction in a crisis situation.
Shangguan Xu Yang pressed Xiaoyu's head with his right hand, and watched Cheng Long and the mafia trio fighting, so he thought about it and said to Xiaoyu in a solemn voice: "You wait here, I'll help Uncle Long." ”
"No, don't go." Xiaoyu's face changed, and she immediately blocked in front of Shangguan Xu Yang.
In her eyes, Shangguan Xu Yang is thin and weak, quiet and quiet, although he is very handsome, white and tender, but the other party is still holding a laser sword, so how can Shangguan Xu Yang and Uncle Long be the opponents of several big men?
"Xiaoyu, you are obedient and get out of the way." Shangguan Xu Yang said a little helplessly.
"I won't let it!"
Xiao Yu's tone was very resolute, she pursed her mouth and stopped Shangguan Xu Yang stubbornly.
Shangguan Xu Yang dodged helplessly, crossed directly from Xiao Yu's side, and then kept running on his legs, quickly approaching the battlefield.
"Brother Shangguan!"
Xiao Yu screamed, wanting to reach out to stop it, but he grabbed it empty, and then Xiao Yu's eyes turned red, and her breathing gradually became rapid, and she followed Shangguan Xu Yang with a stubborn face, and ran towards the tennis court.
The red-haired man and the other three people sneered when they saw Cheng Long holding a windshield wiper.
They glanced at each other, and immediately swung their laser swords and stabbed towards Cheng Long's vital point.
"Insect carving skills." Cheng Long snorted coldly in his heart, although he expressed his disdain for the other party's skills, but if he faced the laser sword, he also had to fight with twelve points of spirit, and a pair of wipers did not leak.
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"Da!" With a bang, I saw the red-haired man who rushed the fastest, and his elbow was hit hard by Cheng Long with twelve points of strength with his windshield wiper, and then there was a crisp sound, and his laser sword also fell to the ground.
"Ahh
The red-haired man exhaled in pain, followed by a look of horror, because he finally understood that they were underestimating dragons, and he was already just an ordinary archaeologist, and he didn't expect to be a hard stubble.
"Lasu, Zhou, you ......" The red-haired man spoke, just wanting to remind the two companions not to underestimate the enemy, but in the next moment, Shangguan Xu Yang, who was rushed over, put a foot on his back, rolled a few times and then lay on the sand, and spit out a mouthful of blood.
"Brother Shangguan, be careful!" Cheng Long let out a low snort, after he saw Shangguan Xu Yang, he didn't bother to interrogate him why he appeared here, because the laser swords of the other two people had already swept over.
Cheng Long Mingjie lowered his head to dodge a blow, and then shook the wiper in his hand, and hit another dark-skinned strong man again.
"Impossible!"
Lasu shouted wildly in his heart, as the super elite of the Mafia, he stood out from the Mafia branches around the world, and was favored by the Valoon and picked by his side.
Lasu's kung fu is already at the level of a master, and his body has also been transformed by the statue of the "Holy Lord" and has become extremely strong, I didn't expect to lose to a mere archaeologist!
What made Lasu even more shocked was that what the other party was holding in his hand was just a windshield wiper!
Lasu couldn't accept this fact and gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart.
Zhou, who was the lowest, gradually turned red in his eyes, and slashed at Cheng Long regardless of it.
A sword ......
Two Swords......
Five Swords......
In the blink of an eye, five or six swords passed, and the horror in Zhou's eyes became bigger and bigger, and even his pupils tightened.
Because Zhou found that no matter from which angle his laser sword hit Cheng Long, the other party could easily dodge it, as if he knew the direction of his sword in advance.
"Is the danger predicted?" Zhou already had the answer in his heart, and immediately understood that with his own means, it was absolutely impossible to be Cheng Long's opponent.
"Ah Fen, let's go!" Zhou shouted loudly, rolled and dodged Cheng Long's ferocious kick, and took the lead in running out towards the periphery of the tennis court.
Ah Fen, who was kicked to the ground by Shangguan Xu Yang, didn't even have time to take a look at who kicked him, so he immediately followed Ah Fen and fled wildly.
In just a few seconds, the three of them ran away without a trace.
Cheng Long raised his feet and wanted to follow him again, but when he thought that his friend Shangguan Xu Yang was still there, he immediately extinguished this plan.
Xiaoyu also ran from not far away at this time, she was sweating profusely, and she was still holding a handful of sand in her hand.
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"Uncle Long, who are they?" Xiao Yu asked. Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one win all battles.
"I don't know." Cheng Long shook his head, although he tried his best to remember, he couldn't figure out who the red-haired people were.
And Shangguan Xu Yang really knows their very well, but he can't say too much now, everything still needs time to brew.
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