Chapter 205: Mother-in-law Minced Meat
I looked at Mr. Han again, and although I knew that it was unlikely that he would help me, I really didn't have any other way, if he didn't leave me alone, I might really die here.
Teacher Han actually looked at me this time and smiled.
Your grandfather's, Lao Tzu was deceived by you to this ghost place, and the play is about to end, you are still laughing, aren't you afraid that I will trouble you after I become a ghost?
After Mr. Han laughed, he went over to pick up the big bag, and when Mr. Han picked it up, I realized that what the old man threw out was just an empty wrapper, and the contents had been hollowed out by him.
Maybe the nerves were too nervous, just now I only saw the old lady's bag, and I didn't notice that it was deflated.
Teacher Han crumpled the furoshi, grabbed it in his hand, and then said to the old man: "Thank you grandpa for laughing, then the two of us will live here tonight, grandpa, you are busy first, we will go back when we go." ”
The old man snorted and said, "The things this kid brought are not bad, the old man likes it very much, so let's do it, my old man is the most fair, tonight, give him a single room, let him live in the westernmost room, and you live in the middle room." ”
Teacher Han hurriedly said, "Thank you, grandpa." ”
The old man didn't reply, he turned around and dragged the heavy chain back to the house step by step, and then the sound of the terrible Peking Opera came from the house.
Teacher Han pulled me and walked out of the courtyard directly, until I got into the car, the car started, and I couldn't see the small courtyard anymore, and I felt a little calmer.
Thinking about the experience just now, it felt like a dream, and if it weren't for the old lady's furoshiki next to my seat, I would have thought everything was my hallucination.
After a while, I asked Mr. Han, "Where are we going now?" We're not really going back to your grandpa's place tonight, are we? ”
Teacher Han said, "Isn't this nonsense? If you don't stay tonight, what are you doing for half a day, you're full. ”
I said, "Then can I ask what is the purpose of our going to live with your grandfather, and why did your grandfather agree to let us go after seeing the pile of women's clothes in the old lady's bag?"
That old mansion, I feel like I can lose my life at any time, if you don't make it clear, I definitely won't go back. ”
Teacher Han said, "If you don't go, if you can save your life, then you don't have to go."
Do you know what that old lady threw at you? It's a hundred ghost clothes, if you don't get rid of them quickly, the owner of those clothes will find you at night, and when the time comes, you won't even know how you died.
And my grandfather collected these things, and although he gave them to him, he wouldn't use them in any good place, but at least the two of us wouldn't have to die tonight. ”
I said, "If I knew that this was the case, then I wouldn't give that bag to your grandfather, I'm helping Lord Chenghuang catch ghosts now, if those clothes have ghosts attached to them, I just want to catch them all to Lord Chenghuang, my bag of 100, your bag of 100, I have overfulfilled the task." As a result, you delayed it. ”
"Huh?" Mr. Han didn't understand what I was saying.
I briefly told him that I let go of the hundred ghosts, and now I am catching the hundred ghosts for the city god.
Teacher Han said: "Then you don't have to regret it, there are not a hundred ghosts in the hundred ghost clothes, it is just a bag of clothes blessed with spells, which can make you see ghosts, but they are not real ghosts."
The old lady we saw was a mother-in-law with a thousand pieces, not to live a thousand years old, but to be broken into a thousand pieces, and some people called her mother-in-law with minced meat, or mother-in-law with dumpling filling.
She is one, but there are thousands of doppelgangers, and it is not unusual to see her doing different things at the same time and in different places. ”
Mother-in-law Qiansha, I really haven't heard of such a person before, and asked Mr. Han: "Then what kind of species is this mother-in-law, is it a human or a ghost?" If it's a ghost, she's too arrogant. ”
Teacher Han said: "Don't count, she is an old woman who cultivates evil arts, it is said that in order to refine the body formation technique, she used a knife to cut off nine hundred and ninety-nine pieces of flesh on her body, and connected her own body, which is exactly a thousand pieces, so she can use a thousand clones at the same time at most, appearing in a thousand different places." ”
"It's really fake, it sounds too mysterious." I say.
When I think of the old lady who was going to peel walnuts for me to eat, she once chopped herself into dumpling filling, I still couldn't accept it.
Teacher Han said: "How do I know if it's true or not, I just heard what people said, or do you think that I once watched her with my own eyes and cut myself into a thousand pieces?" ”
Whether it's true or not, the bag of clothes has already been given to the old man anyway, and I can't get it back.
I thought for a moment and then asked, "No, you just said that if I don't give that bag to your grandfather, then I won't survive tonight, but your package was received with the photo, and you already received the photo yesterday, so how did you survive last night?" Isn't your bag different from mine? ”
Teacher Han said, "This should have been deliberately arranged by them, the purpose is to let the two of us come to my grandfather."
I did find out yesterday that the package was a hundred ghost clothes, but there was a red rope tied to the outside of the hundred ghost clothes, and the red rope could temporarily suppress the mana of the hundred ghost clothes, but the red rope was very thin, and it didn't last long, and it was broken this morning.
They should have known that even if I wanted to go back to my grandfather yesterday, it would not be too late, so I deliberately made such a slow release.
Judging from these, the person who gave the two of us a hundred ghost clothes didn't want the lives of the two of us, he just wanted the two of us to come back to my grandfather, but I don't know what exactly happened to my grandfather.
You can only take one step at a time, and you should be vigilant tonight, if you are not too sleepy, you can try not to sleep if you don't sleep, and see what will happen tonight? ”
I'll go, this conspiracy is still one ring after another, and my mother fell into the pit sadly.
I asked Mr. Han, "Can you guess who is the person who brought us here?" Is it the same person who asked the rabbit to buckle our heads? ”
Teacher Han said: "It's possible, but since this person can ask for a thousand broken mothers-in-law, then it should be not low, at first I thought it was Han Jing's unwillingness to die, and wanted me to help her check, but now it seems that it is not very likely to be Han Jing."
Since this person has such a big face on the road, he can find a more capable helper, I really don't know why he should rely on us two rookies. ”
I remembered what Wan Peng said, he didn't want to take care of the matter here, he just didn't want to do it in vain, and blamed Teacher Han for this matter, just so that someone could help him pay for this matter.
I said, "You forgot? The person he was looking for at the beginning was not the two of us, he asked the rabbits to worship Wan Peng, maybe this matter can only be solved if Wan Peng came. ”
Teacher Han said: "I know this, but Wan Peng is not unwilling to take care of it, Wan Peng's temper is clear to everyone, he refuses to take care of it, and naturally he does not dare to force it, otherwise it will really annoy Wan Peng, and it is estimated that it is more troublesome than their case itself."
The two of us are just unlucky people who were dumped by Wan Peng, but the other party seems to not understand at all, and they really entangle the two of us, and I don't know how wronged this bitter master is, and he still holds on to our two straws.
If not, we'll have to sink with him. ”
I said, "Maybe, that bitter master, doesn't want the two of us to solve this matter, since we are with Wan Peng, maybe he wants to force Wan Peng through the two of us." ”
Teacher Han said: "Then you really mistook Wan Peng, I don't have such a big friendship with him, and even if he has a relationship, he is also a brother who settles accounts, I don't die here, it has nothing to do with him."
He is not here to purify sentient beings, and he is not responsible for relieving the suffering. ”
This Teacher Han is really not enlightened, it seems that I can only say clearly: "Although Wan Peng has no friendship with you, but he has a relationship with money, he is very greedy for money, as long as you give money in place, he will take any job."
Do you have money? If you pay for it, I'll promise to bring him over for you. ”
As a result, Mr. Han gave me two words directly: "No money." ”
I said, "Teacher, now is not the time for us to be stingy, if you have money, take it out, or we both die here, then it's useless for you to keep the money, and when you get to the underworld, you can't take your property with you." ”
Teacher Han smiled bitterly: "What you said, in fact, I have thought about it a long time ago, even if I didn't realize the seriousness of the problem when the rabbit head was crowned and the head was buckled and shouted grievances, when I received the hundred ghost clothes, I should have known that this matter is not something I can handle."
The first thing I thought of was to get Wanpeng back, so I contacted him immediately, but I really couldn't afford the price he offered.
I'm not a person who sacrifices my life and money, I really can't take it. That's why I have to get you over, I don't have a relationship with Wan Peng, but you and he are classmates, maybe he can give you some face.
Sure enough, as soon as you got in the car, you were targeted by a thousand broken mother-in-law, anyway, we are tied together now, and he has to save me by the way to save you. ”
This time I was completely dumbfounded, and I still expected him to be awesome, daring to love him more helpless than me.
Now, I can only call Wan Peng again with a cheeky face, my life is at stake.
As a result, the phone was connected, but the person who answered the phone was not Wan Peng, I almost thought it was a wrong call, checked it, and dared to ask: "Excuse me, is this Wan Peng's phone?" ”