267 Shut the door and beat the dog
Like to slap Zhong Xiaoman's head with Lin Ying, and said in unison: "Do your spring and autumn dreams, go to you!" ”
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The evening self-study was history, and the three of them were late because they slept too hard, and when they rushed into the classroom, they saw the history teacher foaming at the mouth and starting the lecture.
Like to walk to the seat, she found that the person in Du Jue's position was strange again, she quietly glanced at Du Jue in the back row, and went to class as if nothing happened.
Strange Zai didn't know anything about the two of them, but he felt that Du Jue's expression was not right when he came to change seats with him.
He had long wanted to wait for the likes to come and ask her.
"Little boss, did you have a falling out with Du Jue?"
"Don't gossip, we forgot to close the classroom door when we came in just now, you go and close it, it's cold."
Strange is the only one who dares to walk around the classroom during class hours, and the usually stricter teachers will only stare at him a few times, not bothering to pay attention to him.
Therefore, I like to arouse him without any psychological pressure.
Strange to see that he likes to shrink from the cold, he got up and went to close the door.
Coincidentally, at the same time, the history teacher said: "What is the famous 'closing the door and beating the dog' incident in history? ”
He was answered by a burst of laughter, and everyone's eyes were on Stranger as he closed the classroom door.
"Hahahaha......"
The history teacher said solemnly: "What are you laughing at? Close the door and beat the dog, you are all inside the door, and you can laugh! ”
The implication is that if everyone is inside the door, isn't it a dog?
Some of the students reacted so quickly that their laughter stopped abruptly, and they all felt a little stupid.
Another student who reacted quickly answered: "Teacher, you are also inside the door." ”
It's weird to speak!
As soon as his words fell, there was an eerie silence in the classroom for a moment, and then a burst of even more exaggerated laughter broke out again, "Hahahahaha............"
This time, even the history teacher couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Poof...... You guys, you're really ...... I can't even find the words to refute it, who just said that? ”
Everyone looked at Wei Zai in unison, and the history teacher obviously recognized him: "Lao Lei, your brain is not slow, if you use it more for studying, are you still worried about the countdown of the exam?" ”
Strange replied, "I'm also studying now." "It's not as if you're talking about yourself.
"Then you say, what kind of battle is the 'shut down and fight the dog' strategy?"
I like to write four words on the paper, I glanced at it strangely, and said with confidence: "Liaoshen Campaign!" ”
The history teacher smiled with satisfaction, and at the end, he added, "I'm afraid this knowledge point is the only knowledge point you learned in history class, and I will remember it for a lifetime." ”
Strange Zai Tian shamelessly hugged his fists and said: "It's easy to say!" ”
History Teacher: "........."
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"Hahaha, this weird person in your class is too funny! There are no such people in our class. When she likes to tell Yang Xiaoxiao about this, she leans forward and leans back with laughter, she already laughs low, and she likes things that she thinks are funny, and Yang Xiaoxiao is even more funny.
"Another day, introduce me to get to know each other, such a hero should come to our class to sanction our old class, our old class is so annoying, he doesn't think about us at all and always scolds us."
After the first evening self-study class, the two stood in the corridor outside the classroom and chatted, liking to look at Yang Xiaoxiao sullenly, so they told her about this oolong incident, and when she was in a better mood, she asked, "What's wrong with you lately?" It doesn't seem to be very happy to watch the dynamics of your space. ”