Chapter 122: The Golden Grotto
I know that in this mountain, there are thousands of ways for me to die, and there are many of them that I have never imagined, but I really don't want to be sucked dry of yang energy and turned into a dry corpse when I was doing that with a female ghost.
Although our Yan family has never been rich, but they are all clean and self-conscious, taking care of their faces, if I go to the underworld with that image, even if I carry something to see my grandfather, it is estimated that my grandfather will have to dislike me and be embarrassed, and directly drive me out of the house.
But now I am surrounded by a group of female ghosts, and I don't have a feasible plan to get out of trouble in my head, and now I can only stand there like a stone man, not daring to move. There is a cold sweat and hot sweat on my head, and if you don't experience it yourself, you will never imagine how I feel now.
In this way, I watched Han Ping being dragged away by that female ghost, until one of them and one ghost completely out of my sight, and I don't know if Han Ping's death can be better than mine. After Han Ping was dragged away, I looked at the big tree in front of me like a fool, and I didn't dare to glance to the side with my eyes.
Why? You say why. Because those female ghosts have already leaned in front of me, the cold body is slippery and greasy rubbing against me, and I don't know what clothes these ghosts are wearing, I am afraid that if my eyes flick slightly, I will see something indecent and disrespectful.
Don't ask me why I don't close my eyes, you can try it yourself, if you close your eyes, then you will definitely start watching island movies in your head, and the special mother is with animation effects, and my tent is like a mountain bun.
The female voice blew in my ear again, "Baby, did you guess?" Hurry up and tell someone, if you guess right, I'll let you kiss it, I'll really let you kiss it, I will never lie to you, it's okay to kiss two, my sister is very generous. ”
I don't even know how to describe that voice, it was sweet and soft, and her cold breath made me only hairy in my heart.
I guessed right and let me kiss it.,It's like a reward.,I know when you died.,It seems like I'm happy to kiss you.,I still think you have a corpse smell in your mouth.,If you guess right, you let me go.,Then I might be able to guess it seriously.。
Seeing that I didn't reply, another female ghost next to him said: "Why doesn't he speak, he won't be a dumb person, if he is dumb, it's not fun, the last time that dumb man was with others, oops, people are embarrassed to say, it's just ashamed, if you are dumb, you can serve, I don't serve." ”
Another female ghost said: "Stinky and beautiful you, this little baby with fine skin and tender meat, if you want to serve you and it can't be your turn, just the first few sisters, it is estimated that he will be able to gnaw him so that he doesn't even have scum left." ”
The female ghost who blew just now said: "You two are not ashamed of the little waves, how many years have you not opened meat?" I'm afraid it's not gluttonous, he was still reciting the ghost killing spell just now, how could he be dumb. I don't think my mouth is dumb, but my head is really a little silly. If you let him guess directly, it seems to be a bit difficult. Then he blew on my ears again, sighed and said, "Why do you say that I feel so sorry for you, and I want to think about you everywhere, so let's do it, my sister will make it easier for you, and I'll give you a hint." My sister is very fragrant, from head to toe, everywhere, even the socks are fragrant. So you can guess what sister's name is, if you can't guess it, my sister will punish you for being a little fool. ”
Saying that, she also poked the top of my tent with her finger, I went, I want to strangle this girl to death now, it's not a good stubble, I suspect that I can't wait to be sucked by them, I have to be tortured to death by them, and then die to be a tent ghost.
I don't know what kind of stalk she even has socks for, among their female ghosts, anyway, when she said this, there was a suggestive chuckle in the middle of the group of female ghosts.
After laughing, another female ghost said: "You can guess, if you think it's not enough for her to kiss you, or I'll help you ask her for a favor again, and let her give you a sock, which is guaranteed to be fragrant." ”
It disgusted me, like a sock or a baby, and I even pounded my temples.
Before I could curse this female ghost in my heart, another one began to speak: "I said you, you are soft-hearted, a little too good to him, men can't just coax, and it should be punished appropriately, if he can't guess Sister Xiangxiang's name for a while, then let's strip him naked, everyone thinks of a punishment, one by one let him enjoy enough, and let him know that we are powerful, and women are not so easy to bully, what do you say?" ”
Before the female ghost finished talking just now, a female ghost hurriedly intercepted the conversation and said: "Oh, what kind of brain are you, I think you are too soft-hearted and reluctant, aren't you afraid that Sister Xiangxiang will really punish him for a while, you feel distressed, so now I am in a hurry, tell him Sister Xiangxiang's name directly, and I will beat you up as a little prodigal hoof." ”
The female ghost just now hurriedly retorted: "I didn't, I accidentally said that I leaked my mouth, no, didn't you accidentally get the time?" ”
Another female ghost said: "I don't think you two need to quarrel, no one is much worse than the other, all of them have never seen a man's waves, one hurried to tell him Sister Xiangxiang's name, and the other was afraid that he wouldn't hear it clearly, so he went to remind him." ”
The two female ghosts definitely didn't do it just now, and said: "What did you say, you, as if you were so clean, the general came all the way to find Sister Xiangxiang, and then how did he die in your house, you said, you haven't given an explanation for so many years, that's a rich lord, and if you serve well, you can eat and spend for several lifetimes, but you died in one night." ”
"Oh, you two really, how many years ago was this, is it interesting for you to go back and forth and go through old accounts? Sister Xiangxiang said forgive me, why can't this matter be passed by the two of you, even if I am a man, I have not been a man from the two of you! Oh, yes, you two don't have a man in your hands, and even if I wanted to, I didn't. ”
"Who do you say doesn't have a man, you make it clear! If you don't make it clear, I'll tear your mouth apart! ”
Just when I was glad that these female ghosts were about to start quarreling, and as soon as the quarrel started, maybe I had a chance to take advantage of it, a slightly older voice said: "Okay, don't make trouble, before you can eat your mouth, you will quarrel first, and it will really be embarrassing for me." The three who had quarreled just now went back to pick out the place where they knew it hurt and first whipped two hundred lashes, and then hung themselves on the shelf in the hole for three days.
As for this little cub who doesn't know what to do, wash and peel it first, and hang it in front of the three of them for them to watch, you look at the mood, it's okay to whip him a few times if you're idle, but I'm still useful to this person, you take it easy, don't just kill him directly.
Now get them all back. ”
The old witch was probably their head, and the words she said were orders, and a few female ghosts grinned and took me and escorted me forward. Of course, I can't break free from so many ghosts, and I am still pushed by them if I don't take a step. Along the way, I was crying and laughing, and I didn't know what was going on in my head.
This old witch, can't it be the tree spirit grandma in A Chinese Ghost Story, hasn't that grandma been killed by Yan Chixia? Why did you go to the wrong set to play Rebirth again?
The ghost who asked me to guess the name also blew and comforted me: "Little baby, don't worry, we will take you to a good place, I think back then, it was even the son of the capital who knew that it was a gold cave, even the general who came back from the war, and he had to go to a good place if he didn't go home, and he was stubbornly buried here when he died, and he must be buried with my socks. You don't have to be afraid, I promise that even if you are whipped, you will be well beaten, it hurts in your body, and it is sweet in your heart. ”
I replied coldly: "I don't have any money, and I don't want to sell the Golden Grotto." ”
The female ghosts chuckled again and said, "You don't want to, don't you want to be useful?" Do you think it's up to you now? Although you don't have any money, don't you still have a body? It's okay to pay off debts with your body, look at your skin and flesh are smooth, you think it's delicious, we can't be too greedy, so let's give you a 20% discount, we only need to have your heart and liver, and you can keep your lungs. ”
Your grandma's, you guys are really generous, my heart and liver are gone, keep my lungs for me, what use can I have, do you want me to go to which hospital to donate, accumulate some virtue for myself, and have a good baby in the next life?
I yelled angrily, "Get out!" ”
I did shout, but this one really shouted, but even I was startled, the birds in the trees were shocked and flew, not that they were frightened and flew up, but were shocked and ejected directly, and the reaction began to flutter their wings for a long time, and some of them reacted slowly, and they all fell to the ground and fell to their deaths.
The female ghosts around me too, all screamed and were bounced out, falling to the ground one by one, looking back at me with resentment, as if with my shout just now, a huge burst of energy suddenly erupted in my body.
"The surname is Wan, it's a good thing for you to hurt me, we have no grievances with you, what do you mean by intercepting our business?" The old woman who was the leader looked at me and scolded hatefully.
The surname Wan? I don't have the surname Wan. But on second thought, although this old woman looked at me and scolded, it was not me who should be scolded.
surnamed Wan, could it be that Wan Peng personally arrived this time?