Isn't that an exaggeration? But it's true!

In fact, Yang Feng didn't understand how they forgot their native language, even if there were not many people around them, it wouldn't be exaggerated to this extent.

It's like Yang Feng's hometown language, even if he doesn't say a word for decades, Yang Feng will not feel anything awkward or forget that the accent is wrong or something.

"Really fragrant !!"

Soon, Ferguson was conquered by the taste of braised pork, and as for hygiene, forget it, don't care so much, otherwise you will live a very tired life.

Yang Feng smiled secretly in his eyes, and he didn't say anything, and after eating breakfast with Ferguson, he came to the police station, only to see two people with buckets and towels on their faces, mopping the floor.

"What are you two doing here?"

Seeing Jin McGee and Meng Chao mopping the floor while shouting sorry like two teases, Yang Feng thought he was dazzled.

"Sir!"

Seeing that Ferguson and the two hurriedly got up and saluted, Ferguson also said that he was a little confused and said blankly: "What are you doing here?"

"Sir!"

At this time, a woman and the director walked out together, and the two saw Ferguson hurriedly saluting, and Ferguson replied with a curious look at Jin McGee and Meng Chao, wondering what happened during his departure.

Ahem!

The woman's face next to the director turned gloomy, and the two of them hurriedly continued to wipe the floor, and the director coughed and explained with a smile: "Here's the thing, the two of them slaughtered the police dog in the police station and gave it meat to Fanny to eat, so they were punished for mopping the floor, Fanny doesn't eat dog meat." ”

At the end, the director added a sentence.

Ferguson felt like his brain was a little messy, what the hell were these two guys doing? Offended his boss to death on the first day, what do you want to do?

Yang Feng is a little messy, you are so fat, the police dogs have been slaughtered.

Not to mention the boss who slaughtered and let himself not eat dog meat taste the taste of dog meat, I simply surrender to the five bodies you admire, please accept me.

Yang Feng suddenly felt that it was too cheap to let the two of them wipe the floor, and they should go to wipe the toilet.

"Regardless of them, boss, let's come in and talk. ”

Ferguson was also quite speechless and didn't say anything, just put the two of them in the General Administration, you just collect things and get out, you can still let them jump in the middle of nowhere.

"Good. ”

Nodding, Yang Feng followed Ferguson directly into the police station, and Fanny and the director led the group directly into the director's office in front.

"Sir, you may be seated. ”

The director smiled and asked Ferguson to sit in his place, but Ferguson didn't look at him and said to Yang Feng with a smile, "Boss, please take a seat!"

This sudden change made the director's eyes widen, and his mouth was open and he could barely close it.

"Snort!"

Fanny, who was standing on the side, burst out laughing directly, this is so funny, but this person is really so powerful?

Don't look at her being transferred from the General Administration, in fact, the official position in the General Administration is just like that, and she is a cow if she is just put in this sub-bureau.

"Hmm. ”

You're welcome, Yang Feng sat directly in the position of the director, chose a comfortable position to sit, and said to Ferguson: "If there is anything, I'll just tell you directly, it's too tiring to communicate with them, I need to destroy the ghosts of the Japanese country who ran out now, and all the ghosts hidden in this sub-bureau must be destroyed together, which requires their help." ”

"Don't worry, boss, they will definitely assist you, and you will never dare to mess around, and I will stay in charge of the sub-bureau until this matter is resolved, until the matter is over." ”

Ferguson immediately assured that the whole bureau would definitely cooperate with Yang Feng to do things.

"Yes, all the staff of our sub-bureau will cooperate with you, boss. The director smiled and said.

"Me too. ”

Everyone else has expressed their support for it, and Fanny has followed suit.

"Since you've all agreed, I'm going to start calling the shots, let the two outside in. Let them mop the floor, what did the cleaner invite for, the punishment is almost there, there is no need to be really so serious. ”

When the director saw Yang Feng open his mouth to help them intercede, he immediately pushed the boat down the river and opened the door and shouted loudly: "You two little rabbit cubs don't come in quickly!"

"Here we go!"

The two of them were overjoyed when they heard this, hurriedly threw away the towels in their hands and ran in.

Seeing their happy appearance, the director felt that he had a headache, how could there be such a pair of strange pairs under his subordinates?

"Oh no! Oh no! A female corpse was found in the fishpond at the city gate!"

At this time, the little policewoman who reported yesterday ran in again, Yang Feng remembered that her name was beautiful, and she was often teased by Jin Maiji and Meng Chao, and she was a policewoman who was more self-free, and everyone knew how to let go.

"It must have something to do with ghosts!"

"It must be like this!"

Before the big guys could say anything, Jin McKee and Meng Chao, a pair of difficult brothers, shouted.

After saying that, he found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and seeing that Fanny, the director, and Ferguson all looked at them with itchy eyes, the two of them laughed dryly: "We are joking." ”

"Ahem!" Yang Feng looked at the two of them with a strange expression, and said, "Since it's a joke, then if this joke is not so funny, the two of you will go and bring the body back." ”

"Ah, we!" the two blurted out, pointing to themselves.

Yang Feng clasped his hands and asked, "What, don't you want to?"

"No, no, no. The two of them were stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shook their heads and said loudly: "Boss. . . We'll go right away. After saying that, the two turned around and ran, but before they left the office, they stopped and turned back and asked, "Boss." Need a medical examiner?"

"No, just go to the morgue, I'll examine it myself and don't need a forensic doctor. ”

In this regard, there are many more Taoist priests than forensic medicine, and this is not Yang Feng bragging.

"Good!!"

After sending the two of them, Yang Feng got up and shook his neck and said to the others, "Let's go to the courtyard outside to bask in the sun first, I really admire you here for not handling it well, now it is equivalent to being sat on the head by a group of ghosts, I don't know how you have survived all these years?"

As soon as Yang Feng's words came out, the faces of the three of them changed greatly, especially the director, he has been in charge for many years, but Yang Feng suddenly said, Sitting here is equivalent to being sat on the head by a group of ghosts every day, I don't want to be so scary.

So the three of them hurriedly pulled their clothes closer and ran out with Yang Feng, Yang Feng didn't say it's okay, so the three of them didn't have the courage to stay in the office, and they felt uncomfortable when they thought of Yang Feng's words.

After basking in the sun in the courtyard for a while, the body would soon be pulled back, and the three of them followed Yang Feng to the morgue together.

The morgue of the sub-bureau is honestly very simple Yang Feng walked into the morgue, lifted the white cloth on the corpse, watched the corpse being tied up, and glanced at Jin Maiji and Meng Chao approvingly.

"Well done, this person has been bitten by a ghoul and will turn into a zombie-like existence at night, similar to the previous Loach King, and you know that it was a good job to tie her up first. ”

"Hey!"

The two laughed and scratched their heads a little proudly, and the director didn't bother to look at them, and asked curiously, "Boss, how did this woman die?"

"That's right. ”

Fanny was also curious about all this, and to be honest, if Ferguson hadn't come, she would definitely have thought Yang Feng was a liar.

What the hell, the people who came out of the untrustworthy information department of zombies are like this, and they are very repulsive to ghost and theology.

"Of course it was bitten to death. Yang Feng stepped forward and pointed to the neck of the female corpse and said, "Didn't you see such a big two tooth holes? The blood in her body has been sucked dry, I don't believe you can cut it open to see that there is absolutely no blood in the body, only an empty shell." ”

"I don't want to. ”

Fanny rubbed her arms together, feeling like she had seen too many hairy corpses.

Being a police officer is like that, but it's the first time that the blood of the whole body has been sucked dry by a ghost bite, which is too scary.

Pressing the body of the female corpse, Yang Feng continued: "It seems that this ghost who ran out of the country is indeed a ghost corpse, there is no doubt that ghosts kill people like this, zombies will bite people like this and suck blood, okay, the corpse should be burned, otherwise it will get up and bite people after eleven o'clock in the evening." ”

"You can't burn it! How can the family of the deceased explain it?"

Fanny objected at the first time, and Ferguson wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yang Feng.

"Then let their families come here at eleven o'clock in the evening to get people, and make sure that they are alive and kicking around, and they won't ask for corpses if they are scared. ”

"Ahem!"

A group of people were frightened by Yang Feng's powerful explanation, and they felt deep admiration for Yang Feng, and they all found such a reason, but this seems to be the best way.

Aren't your families asking for the body? Now the body is here, take it away.

"Ahem, the boss is not joking. The director coughed.

Yang Feng looked at him and said, "Who told you that I was joking? Let them come over, this is the best way, isn't it?" Ferguson often uses it, the effect is very good, I don't believe you watch it tonight, but this woman is a little scary when she jumps up, I hope you are mentally prepared." ”

Ferguson: "......"

Director: "......"

Fanny: "......"

Only Jin McGee and Meng Chao felt very excited on their faces, and they would definitely be able to scare the people who wanted corpses to the point of choking, hahaha, that picture is interesting when you think about it, and I don't know what the two of them think, but the fantasy suddenly laughed.

The angry director kicked them hard, I made you laugh, I made you laugh proudly, Jin McKee and Meng Chao, who were still very excited just now, were suddenly miserable.

It looks a bit nonsense, but in order to prevent the family of the deceased from making trouble, everyone can only agree to this method, otherwise it will not have a good impact on the police station if others run around and toss.

"What! I knew these cops couldn't be trusted!"

"We can't even see the body of our Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu!

"Woo!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, a group of people came in crying, Yang Feng, who was sitting not far away, looked entangled, but he didn't know how to comfort them, but the corpse must not be taken away, otherwise I don't know how many people will be bitten to death.

Although it was ten o'clock in the evening, a group of bigwigs followed Yang Feng to work overtime, and Ferguson and the director sat with Yang Feng to drink tea and chat.

Jin McGee and Meng Chao had nothing to do, and kept staring at the corpse inside to see if the corpse had moved.