Chapter 65: Hua Tuo's Love Handbook
However, Wu Yong's words reminded Li Xiaoyu that he forgot that not all the heroes in Liangshan are ruthless people who fight and kill, and there are also super scholars such as the holy hand scholar Xiao Rang and the jade arm craftsman Jin Dajian.
Xiao Rang, a scholar of the Holy Hand, has a unique calligraphy in one hand, and can imitate any font vividly, and it is estimated that even the highest modern technology can not see the flaws.
Jin Dajian, a jade arm craftsman, has a pair of skillful hands, carves a stone, carves a jade or something, which is unparalleled in their era.
If these two people cooperate, it would be okay to make a few fake ID cards, except for the chip inside, from the appearance, absolutely no one can see the clue.
Li Xiaoyu pondered about turning around and letting these two get a fake certificate for all these black accounts, and it would be convenient to encounter anything when the time came.
Li Xiaoyu resolutely rejected Wu Yong's ridiculous proposal.
"First, although we pay attention to free love, we have to pay attention to the matter of marriage, where is the person who has just gotten along with someone and wants to propose, so he is not afraid of scaring other girls?"
Li Xiaoyu looked at Li Kui and said solemnly.
Li Kui scratched his head, "Then what should I do?" ”
Li Xiaoyu said, "You fall in love with Xiaoxue first, do you understand when you fall in love, that is, in addition to not having a legal marriage certificate, what you can do is not much different from that of a husband and wife." ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Wu Song again, and said seriously, "Xiao Song, you are even more unreliable, Xiaoxue and Li Kui are also in love, what about you?" Your Magnolia girl thinks you're mentally retarded. ”
"I was originally mentally retarded, and our brothers on Liangshan are mentally retarded." Wu Song said in a daze.
Li Xiaoyu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Anyway, your Yulan girl doesn't like you at all, why don't you mention it?" This is different from your time, the status of women in this era is very high, so high that a large number of singles can't find a wife, if you go up directly to propose, people have to call the police and arrest you. ”
Wu Song scratched his head and said, "Then what should I do?" is also the same as Tie Niu, first fall in love with the Yulan girl? ”
"You're talking nonsense!"
Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "Do people say they like you?" You're in love, you have to soak her first! ”
"How?"
"Show your sincerity and determination, show your charm to attract him, pestering her with a dead face, crying, making trouble and hanging her, inviting him to dinner, inviting her to drink, inviting her and coffee, and when you can invite her to stay in the hotel, this thing will be done."
Wu Song scratched his head in confusion, "But I won't know what you said, I don't care, you have to help me, you told me last time that you wanted to help me, if you don't help me, I will cause trouble for you every day." ”
Li Xiaoyu had a black line in his head, "Okay, okay, help you, I'll call Jiang Yan later, and help you make an appointment with her!" ”
Several people chatted about this topic for a long, long time, and Wu Yong and Lin Chong said goodbye with a smile, "Then let's go back first, the matter of Brother Li Kui and Brother Wu Song will trouble Brother Xiaoyu." ”
"It's easy to say, come to me first if you have anything in the future, don't make your own decisions."
Li Xiaoyu sent the two of them out of the door, and suddenly remembered an important matter, "Two brothers, please stay!" ”
Lin Chong turned his head, "Is there anything else?" ”
Li Xiaoyu swallowed and said, "Did we forget about business?" ”
Wu waved the feather fan fiercely, "It's true! ”
I went on a blind date, but I forgot about the business, who was the murderer who injured Li Kui?
Li Kui in the house has already chatted with Hua Tuo, Hua Tuo is addicted to various idol dramas and can't extricate himself, he is very interested in hearing about love, and he is very enthusiastic to help Li Kui come up with ideas.
"Your situation, I suggest you go to watch a TV series called "Love and Rain Deeply", there is a line in it, you sit down and take notes, and you will text Xiaoxue girl later, just say that the first second you leave me, miss you, the second second you leave me, think you miss you, remember, be affectionate."
Wu Song hurriedly said beside him, "What about me, what about me, I don't know the phone number of Sister Yulan." ”
Hua Tuo said very professionally, "Your situation is different from Li Kui, I suggest that you go to see the first part of Meteor Garden, you have to learn the part of Daoming Temple chasing Shancai, you go to Yulan Sister downstairs to squat, and when she goes downstairs, you just grab someone, and say very coolly, 'Why do you want to patrol if you apologize and are useful!' ’”
"Remember, when you say this, you must be domineering, you must be cool, and you must be dragged, and then you can't say me when you call yourself in the future, if you want to say Young Master Ben, you must be high, so that you can conquer your Yulan sister."
Wu Song nodded gratefully and said, "Young Master Ben remembered!" ”
Liu Bei was holding the phone in one hand to the beautiful snake Qingqing and me, drinking tea with a cup in the other, when he was accidentally slipped by a piece of watermelon peel and sprinkled some water on Wu Song's shoulder.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I stepped on a watermelon rind!" Liu Bei hurriedly said.
Wu Song swooped up, pinched Liu Bei's collar with one hand, and said viciously, "If the apology is useful, why do you want to patrol and arrest!" "Reading Temple
Hua Tuo smiled slightly, "The son can be taught." ”
Li Xiaoyu smiled slightly, feeling that his heart was so messy.
Li Kui asked Liu Bei to borrow a mobile phone, Liu Bei is the first person to accompany the mobile phone among these people, using IPHON11, who let the family be next to the rich woman?
Li Kui typed very slowly, holding the mobile phone in one hand, stretching out a hand and poking the screen one by one: the first second you walk, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you.
Liu Bei said enthusiastically, "There is a copy-paste function." ”
Li Xiaoyu walked over and gently patted Li Kui's left chest.
Li Kui groaned in pain, "My injury is not healed yet!" ”
Li Xiaoyu roared, "Do you still know if the injury is good, put down the phone and get down to business, who injured you?" ”
Li Kui was stunned for a moment, and one of his eyes suddenly widened like a cow, and he said fiercely, "Shi Wengong, I must cut him with a thousand knives!" ”
"It's really Shi Wengong's doing!" Li Xiaoyu gasped and asked Li Kui to quickly explain the matter from beginning to end.
Li Kui said that he went to the bathroom at the time, and when he came out, he saw Shi Wengong passing by, Shi Wengong and Liang Shan had a common enmity, Li Kui rushed up at that time and asked Shi Wengong to take his life.
Needless to say, Li Kui couldn't make a few moves in Shi Wengong's hands, so he was beaten to go around the ghost gate.
"Are you sure that person is Shi Wengong?" Li Xiaoyu asked.
Li Kui nodded affirmatively, "I can't be mistaken, he is Shi Wengong, but he is wearing the clothes of this era, and he didn't dare to admit that he was Shi Wengong at that time, when I went up to beat him, he also said that I recognized the wrong person." ”
Li Xiaoyu frowned, "Have you two met before?" I mean, in your day. ”
Li Kui said, "I've seen it a few times, but I've never fought each other, I didn't expect this guy to be so powerful." ”
Wu Yong shook the feather fan beside him, and said contemplatively, "There is something strange about this, Shi Wen is arrogant, how can he not dare to admit his identity?" Tie Niu, you tell the events of that time in detail again, don't miss a single detail, was he alone at that time, or was he with others? ”
Li Kui thought about it carefully and said, "At that time, there seemed to be two people beside him, and those two people were talking very strangely, and I couldn't understand what they were saying." ”
"When I rushed up and called Shi Wengong's name, he said that I recognized the wrong person, and he didn't seem to recognize who I was."
Wu Yong locked his eyebrows and said, "Then this is strange, Tie Niu has a strange appearance, Shi Wengong has no reason not to recognize it, and besides, how can he not admit that he is Shi Wengong?" ”
Lin Chong snorted coldly, "It doesn't matter if he is Shi Wengong or not, since he hurt our brother, he has to make him pay!" ”
Wu waved with a feather fan, "Just do it, go back to school immediately, discuss with your brothers, and you must find out that guy and cut it down!" ”
Li Xiaoyu let out a cold sweat, "The two elder brothers are angry for the time being, this matter has to be considered in the long run........"
"It's not negotiable!"
A touch of coldness flashed in Wu Yong's eyes, "If it is something else, it will hurt our brothers, and our Liangshan intellectual disability will never tolerate it!" ”
Lin Chong looked at Li Xiaoyu and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, don't worry, this is our own business, and we will definitely not cause you trouble, we will bear the consequences of what happens!" ”
Li Xiaoyu wants to cry without tears, it's so easy to say, when the time comes, what happens, it must not fall on his head in the end!
And this kind of thing definitely touches the bottom line of the heroes, and there is absolutely no room for compromise.
It looks like there is really going to be an earthquake this time!
If he wanted to solve this matter, Li Xiaoyu could only think of other ways, and first followed the heroes to the school to see what they were doing.
When all the heroes heard this, they were all furious, but fortunately, they didn't know where Shi Wengong lived for the time being, and even if they wanted to take revenge, they couldn't find a place.
Wu Yong asked all the heroes to prepare for the first-level combat readiness, and then sent Shi Qian and Zhu Wu, the Shenji military division, to investigate Shi Wengong's whereabouts.
"Brother Xiaoyu, I heard that your high-tech here is very powerful, see if you have any way to use high-tech to find out Shi Wengong?" Wu Yong asked.
Li Xiaoyu made a look of righteous indignation, "I'll try it, dare to hurt my brother Tie Niu, this matter is not over, don't worry, I will notify you as soon as I find Shi Wengong!" ”
Saying that, Li Xiaoyu left angrily, and then rushed all the way back to the house, dragging An Ran into the room, "You see if you have any way, find the murderer first, remember, don't tell anyone about the murderer after you find it, especially those mentally retarded, otherwise it will be a big deal!" ”
Now Li Xiaoyu's only way is to race with all the heroes, find Shi Wengong one step ahead of them, and then settle this matter, otherwise, these bandits may not be able to do something earth-shattering!