Chapter 235, Catching the "Half-Rape"
Chu Huaixian, who came back, continued to talk and laugh with people, and when Bangzi knocked on the second watch, Chu Huaixian said that he was drunk: "Let's sleep, we won't leave today, we will all stay here." Jiuniang helped Chu Huaixian, Shi Niang helped Huang Xiaohou, the two of them squeezed each other's eyes and smiled, and brought them into the room.
There was also a red gauze cover in the room, Jiuniang let Chu Huaixian fall on the bed, and went to light incense with her own hands: "I'll come, let people put sandalwood in the footwashing water." Chu Huaixian leaned on the incense pillow, his eyes opened slightly, and he peeked at her opening the door and calling for someone to deliver water, and then came in to pour tea. Why do you come to drink frequently at night?
Chu Huaixian, who was intent on catching Chu Huaide once, of course wanted to go back tonight. He smiled bitterly at the starry sky outside the window, Xiao Chu had been stirring up recently. It's best if she sleeps and she's fine, but if she wakes up with her eyes open, she'll be going to pick someone up again.
Thinking about the few people in the audience just now, except for Uncle Xiaoguo, who didn't marry, everyone else had something to tell Chu Huaixian. Huang Xiaohou said: "If a woman has it, she is the emperor." He waved his hand: "The farther away from her, the better." Feng Sheng said succinctly: "Eat a piece of dim sum and say that there are fish bones in it, and you have to believe it." Gu Xiangpu patted Chu Huaixian: "You are stupid, why don't you accept the house." As soon as you take the house, she will be safe. Chu Huaixian also covered up a few points for Xiao Chu: "She is much better than your family, and she didn't say that there were fish bones in it when she ate dim sum." ”
The face outside is bright, but in fact, what is it like inside behind closed doors, Chu Huaixian thought to himself, he knows best.
"Ask Childe to get up and take a bath." Jiuniang came over again, and Chu Huaixian only pretended to be asleep. The little girl behind Jiuniang covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm so drunk that I'm soft, let's wash him, or just pull his underwear down." Jiuniang "shh ”
As soon as Chu Huaixian heard this, he understood in his heart that he had done such a thing to others. That was the year before when he didn't do anything, and the man still holds a grudge. The eldest prince of Chu is not a person who cleans himself when he becomes a relative, and in the eyes of the ancients, a single-minded person may not be careful about his body, but often has a wife and concubine. If you don't take the concubine in your eyes, this can be regarded as single-mindedness. If he hadn't been looking for Chu Huaide today, he would have rushed back to entangle with Lin Xiaochu, and it is estimated that he would have stayed to play in the water.
At this time, I heard Jiu Niang's private words, and saw her and the little girl pulling their clothes one by one. Chu Huaixian pretended not to wake up, pushed down the little girl with one hand, stretched out his legs again, pressed Jiuniang on the edge of the bed, and continued to pretend to be drunk. Jiuniang Huazhi trembled and crouched on the edge of the bed and couldn't move, try to try the half of the body on her body as heavy as a mountain.
"Help me quickly, I'll be out of breath if I press me any more." Jiu Niang muttered to the girl: "It's like the pig last month, it's so fat that it can't be pressed on people." Chu Huaixian couldn't help laughing, and when he heard that he was comparing himself to a pig, he pressed his body again. Jiuniang couldn't stand it, and immediately shouted: "Quickly push him away ....... me," I really couldn't breathe.
The little girl was in a hurry, and pushed Chu Huaixian desperately, but she didn't move. She was also anxious: "I'll go out and call someone," and when she ran out, Chu Huaixian opened her eyes, pretended to yawn, rubbed her eyes and said, "Good sleep." Then he didn't get up and pressed down again, as if he felt that the bottom was very soft: "Hey, where is this?" ”
Jiu Niang was about to roll her eyes below, her chest was on the bed, this breath was like a gossamer, seeing that this person would lose his breath if he didn't get up again, he couldn't push him, so he desperately slapped the bed board with his hand. Chu Huaixian pretended to hear it: "What sound?" Jiu Niang thought below, the voice of the dead.
Chu Huaixian, who sat up at this time, was taken aback: "What are you doing here?" Jiuniang was loosened, and she rolled her eyes on the ground in front of the bed and stroked her chest for a while before she recovered, and replied: "Son, you look thin, but your body is so heavy, you almost crushed me to death." ”
Chu Huaixian laughed and taught: "I just drank too much, and I don't allow anyone to get close." Jiuniang was ashamed and bowed: "It's for the son's wide clothes, so he got close." "It's hot, Jiu Niang was pressed to the point that her hair was crooked, and her clothes were half exposed and her breasts were not tied. She deliberately ignored her clothes in order to keep Chu Huaixian. And Chu Huaixian just wanted to ask who was playing tricks on him. Before he could speak, there was a knock on the door, and a man hurried in.
The person who came in looked at Chu Huaixian, Chu Huaixian was a flash of lightning, and then glared angrily: "You! This person was shocked: "Brother, your ..... sister-in-law is at home, but I'm afraid that I am still waiting for you." Wei Quhua, who came in, came in in a hurry, and caught the "adulterer" who was not a traitor this time.
The noble son recruits prostitutes, which is nothing! In ancient times, such as Li Bai and Du Fu, there were also those who looked at their verses. Chu Huaixian is looking for Chu Huaide today, and the most important one is that Lin Xiaochu has been nervous recently, and Wei Quhua's eyes are blazing at this time, and he is still making a fuss: "How can this be good?" If the sister-in-law knew...... Wei Quhua sighed again: "It's not good for the fetus." ”
Chu Xiangzhi was able to find Lin Xiaochu for help, because she understood that Lin Xiaochu's body was precious at this time, and she also understood that her eldest brother was obedient to Xiaochu. Wei Quhua also understood that he couldn't get the dirty clothes, so he came up with a half-"rape", which was also an idea that he thought of temporarily. It's today, no matter what, I have to talk to my eldest brother.
"How dare you talk nonsense!" Chu Huaixian was really fooled, and just said it with a sneer, it was too late to shut up immediately. Wei Quhua smiled and said, "How dare the little brother talk nonsense." Then he pretended to be profound: "If I talk nonsense, my eldest brother is afraid that he won't be able to go back to the room." Jiu Niang's eyes widened as if she didn't understand, but she actually listened to these words word for word.
This sentence can't go back to the room, it is piercing Chu Huaixian's heart disease, he got up and slapped Wei Quhua is face, and his habit of reaching out came out again. Wei Quhua didn't dare to fight, just hid behind, and at the same time smiled: "The spring breeze is about romance all night, why be angry." is on the list, Qinglou is affectionate, this is a good story. ”
Chu Huaixian snorted, drinking more wine and getting thirsty. Seeing that there was tea on the mahogany table, he poured a bowl and held it in his hand, and sneered at Wei Quhua: "You are not small!" Then he understood: "Xiao Zhao's idea?" Of course, Wei Quhua didn't take it to himself, he stretched out his head and said that he thought about it. It's a good thing that someone is carrying it, but Wei Quhua only smiled: "What is the idea, I don't understand." ”
The profane clothes on his body were still in place, Chu Huaixian didn't talk much to Wei Quhua, and when he saw that the stars were bright, he dropped the tea bowl and said, "It's time to go back." And so he walked away. Wei Quhua wanted to go out with him, but he was entangled by Jiuniang behind him: "Although it didn't work out, I still have to ask for money." Wei Quhua hated her stupidity: "I can't do anything, I can't tear off my clothes, and I can take his golden hairpin." As soon as the golden hairpin is drawn, the eldest prince of Chu wants to be embarrassed, let you take something, do you know how much money you can ask for? You're so stupid! ”
Jiuniang stretched out her tongue: "My mother, I dare to take his golden hairpin, I'm afraid he won't eat me." Shi Niang walked in at the door of the room, and she smiled happily and held up a shirt: "Is this okay?" The boy in my room. The clothes with the breath of the human body were held in front of Wei Quhua, and Shi Niang begged for money: "This one is also a noble son." ”
"Take it away," Wei Quhua hid outside the room: "This is not worth much." When he got out of the room, he joked for a while, and stretched out his head to tell Shi Niang: "Give it to his wife." "I said that the person was gone. Shi Niang also stuck out her tongue: "His wife? I don't know. When he went back with his clothes in his hand, Huang Xiaohou smiled on the bed: "How much reward did you get?" ”
Shi Niang put down her clothes: "He said it was not worth it." Huang Xiaohou patted his forehead: "The eyesight is good, since you don't recognize it, you can take it out and return it to my minions." Shi Niang went out, and Huang Xiaohou was still wondering: "This is a good piece of clothing worn by a slave, but it is the clothing I appreciated." What, I'm not worth anything anymore? He sighed: "This must be Xiao Zhao Wangye's desire to rectify Huaixian, these two people, why can't they be good." ”
Jin Xi'er was waiting for Wei Quhua outside, and stretched out his thumb to him: "It's really yours, you really dare!" Wei Quhua just smiled bitterly, and Jin Xi'er smiled: "Childe said, there are some things to talk about." ”
Chu Huaixian, who was walking in the night breeze, was only funny on the street. I almost fell for a big joke. Seeing Jin Xi'er catching up, he replied beside him: "According to the son's explanation, the slave went back to the house an hour ago, and told the master that the son was at the house of Huang Xiaohou, and then returned the words of the son to the master, saying that he would take the son of De." The old man asked him to look for it, but because he couldn't find it, he ordered the second master to find it himself. Chu Huaixian smiled: "Huaide is still there?" ”
"Fourth Sister Liu tightly entangled him, Xiao Gen'er watched him tightly and didn't let her do anything." Jin Xi'er replied, and saw that Chu Huaixian was unhappy under the moonlight, and in order to share Chu Huaixian's worries, Jin Xi'er said a few more words: "Otherwise, the son said to the master, just put someone in the room of the son of De." ”
Chu Huaixian's face sank: "How old is he, he has this thought!" "Thinking about the teenagers I saw today, all of them salivated on their faces. Chu Huaixian sighed and said to Jin Xi'er: "Let Xiao Gen'er come to my study tomorrow, don't let Huaide know." "Today's drunken words of Chu Huaide, Chu Huaixian is really shocking.
After making a fuss and then going home for the third watch, Chu Huaixian first asked the girls that Xiao Chu was asleep. I breathe a sigh of relief, I can't pick out fish bones in my snacks today. Fish bones in the dim sum are really well said. Living is what Lin Xiaochu looks like.
Winter dye urged the water to be good, and sent Chu Huaixian to wash and change clothes. Holding Chu Huaixian's changed clothes, he smiled quietly: "Fortunately, the son came back late, otherwise, he would have had to say it." ”
"Fish bones in the dim sum." Chu Huaixian smiled and went to the room. Xiao Chu slept in the tent and was fragrant, and a fan in his hand was painted with a beautiful plantain. Chu Huaixian took the fan away and gently lay down beside Xiao Chu.
In the middle of the night, I was pushed awake. Lin Xiaochu sat beside him and covered his nose: "You drank wine?" Chu Huaixian smiled: "I have washed it, I have not smelled it, you are really a sharp nose." Before Xiao Chu could speak, Chu Huaixian spoke first: "I'm tired, I can't move a step, if you want me to go out, you can pull me out." ”
Suddenly thinking that Jiuniang was being pressed by himself, Chu Huaixian couldn't help but smile, then looked at Lin Xiaochu beside him, and stretched out his arm to tease her: "Come and pull me, see how much strength you have." ”
"I'm ignoring you." Xiao Chu rolled over and fell asleep, and fell asleep after a while.