I really want to say: people sit at home, and the pot comes from heaven.

My dad hurriedly said, "Aren't you?" Liu Mi grew up under your nose, how many pounds and taels does he have, you don't know yet? Don't let people fool you. ”

Wang Lao tilted his head and shook it like a rattle: "The master has great magical powers!"

I do want to know what kind of supernatural powers this master has, which can confuse Wang Lao in a crooked way.

My parents were reluctant to let me go, for fear that they would not be able to save people, but instead delayed Wang Duo's illness, but they couldn't help Wang Lao from begging for nothing, and finally he could only relax. But my dad said first: "If Liu Mi really has that ability, it can be regarded as Wang Duo's blessing." If Liu Mi can't do anything, he can only be regarded as a master. "What he meant was that it was done, and we didn't want anything in return; If it doesn't work out, we can't blame it.

Wang Lao Crooked was naturally full of promises.

And what I think is that a few days ago, Wang Duo bullied me like a robber, but now it is my turn to rescue. Am I here to save him? No, I beat the water dogs.

Wang Duo was locked in his own room, and after entering the room, Wang Lao closed the door with his hand. It's a cloudy day these days, and the curtains in the house are drawn again, and I can't see anything clearly for a while.

I turned on the light with a "snap", and I saw Wang Duo huddled in the corner crying. The rouge gouache on his face was so sticky with tears, and the flower in the center of his head was also mushy, and he didn't clean himself up for a few days, and he pricked a circle of black stubble along his cheeks and lips. When he cried, he bit his lower lip, twisted the corner of the curtain with his hand, and sobbed it, I was really afraid that he would blurt out: "You bully people......"

Wang Duo squeaked and screamed at the sight of the light, and Wang Lao Crooked hurriedly came over and turned off the light, and then took out a candle from which corner and lit it. The flame of the candle was blue and trembling, like someone with a whip.

I asked, "Why don't you turn on the lights?"

Wang Duo looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, and her voice was also sharp: "I...... I'm afraid of light. ”

Wang Lao crooked beside him and sighed: "The master said...... Wang Duo was afraid of strong light, so he could only light candles. ”

I was a little panicked: "This ...... Is this still Wang Duo? Why is it a bit of a ...... that is not a man or a woman?"

When Wang Lao heard this, his glasses were as big as copper bells. He was anxious to cover my mouth, but it was too late.

"Who do you say is not a man or a woman?" Wang Duo is still the same Wang Duo just now, but his tone, voice, and aura have completely changed. He stood under the window with a big grin, his legs crossed and his fists clenched, his voice loud and rough, and the makeup on his face was incompatible with the murderous aura that erupted from his body.

Let's put it this way, if Wang Duo just now was a watery Jiangnan soft girl, then the current Wang Duo is an authentic Northwest rough man.

I was startled, and before I could react, Wang Duo actually covered me like a big dark cloud. Wang Lao wanted to pull me out, but Wang Duo's rabbit cub had already grabbed my neck first.

I was no more than a foot away from Wang Duo, and I could clearly see the bruised tendons on his forehead and the teeth he was clenching hard. He was fierce and brutal. Like a bloodthirsty devil.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Wang Duo is a ghost, but his emotions change so quickly and abruptly, that ghost can't be schizophrenic, right?

I was pinched by Wang Duo and breathless. Maybe it won't be long before my life is here. Wang Lao felt sorry for his son and wanted to pull him away but was reluctant to hurt him. I was furious, and I greeted the eighteenth generation of their ancestors in my heart.

Soon, my consciousness entered a vague state, and even the crooked chatter and curse of Wang Lao became empty and distant. At the same time, I felt like someone was calling in my head. It's like going out of your body and then watching your other self stand up inside you.

The figure in my mind was just black at first, but slowly, it became clearer and clearer, and I could see my hands and feet. He had a punch tied to his head, and there were two things floating behind his head, short, soft, and I couldn't see what they were.

"Bang" I was standing in the doorway, and when my hands and feet fluttered, I turned on the lights in the room. The room was full of white flowers, and Wang Duo yelled like a mouse seeing a cat, covered his face, and cried and retreated to the edge of the curtain.

He alternated his cries in the voice of a rough man and a soft girl: "Don't, don't, don't."

Wang Lao was distressed and hurriedly turned off the light, and I took advantage of this gap to cover my neck and sneak out of the door.

I ran out of Wang Duo's house in one breath, holding on to an old tree with a crooked neck in front of his house, "snorting" and panting. Wang Lao Crooked quickly chased out of the door, his face was a little blue, and he said, "What's the matter?" What about Wang Duo? ”

My neck was pinched and bruised, and the three souls and seven spirits were almost displaced, and when I heard that he only cared about his son until now, I suddenly became angry: "Uncle Wang, Wang Duo, the master of this disease, is afraid that he can't be cured, so send it to a mental hospital as soon as possible."

Wang Lao stared crookedly and said, "Fart! Didn't the master say that you can be saved? You're saved! ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "Which bastard is it that has harmed me?" You let that bullshit master come out and confront me. "I've had a vague guess about the identity of the master. Eight or nine is not far from ten, and he is the Japanese devil in the tomb.

He suffered a loss at the hands of Liu Yisan that night, and he didn't have the ability to find someone to take revenge, so he changed his way to find my bad luck.

I've already planned it, as long as I can force Wang Lao to confess that Japanese devil, there are so many people in our village, will I still be afraid of an Oriental dwarf? When the time comes, Wang Lao Crooked will also be convicted of collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country, and it is best to send Wang Duo to a psychiatric hospital and imprison him for the rest of his life!

But Wang Lao crooked didn't answer my words. He waved his hand and said impatiently, "Get out, get out, get out of here." With that, he slammed the two doors shut.

Looking at the two closed vermilion doors of the Wang family, I gritted my teeth with hatred: Okay, you are a crooked king, you smile with me when you can use me, and you turn your face and don't recognize people! Ok, good, good! You Wang Lao crooked, don't ask me again, otherwise, I will let you kneel three times in one step!

I recuperated at home for a few days and the bruise on my neck subsided. Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, our family has also begun to stock up on New Year's goods.

Aunt Zhu came to my house a few more times and brought the latest news from Wang Duo.

Wang Duo went even more crazy. is usually like a little lady who is greased and powdered, and as soon as someone says that he is a female statue, he will immediately go berserk. Like a hungry wolf, his voice is rough and fierce. Even Wang Lao was bitten by him.

Wang Laowei tried to send Wang Duo to the hospital for treatment, but Wang Duo was afraid of light, and he was stimulated and went violent, and the doctors could only treat him as mentally ill. Wang Lao was not at ease, and found two "masters" one after another, but they couldn't do anything.

My mom whispered, "Don't be a ghost, right?" ”