One hundred and fifty-nine: Jokes

"If you stay here and delay any longer, don't blame your master for doing it!" Xu Jieyu saw that Su Hong was still standing in place, and she was inevitably unhappy, afraid that the other few people would think that she couldn't control the palace people, so she straightened up and said, "Hurry up and bring me the wine!" ”

Su Hong's eyes suddenly flashed with mist, and the soles of his shoes rubbed on the ground, knowing that he couldn't go out but had to go out.

"Otherwise, master, don't drink a few of you, these people, it's not good to go out after drinking too much."

"Doesn't look good? Who do you say isn't good-looking? Although Xu Jieyu drank some wine, her thoughts were not chaotic, and her two quick steps were extremely steady, and she walked straight to Su Hong and raised her hand to slap her.

"You idiot, who is your master, don't you know?"

Su Hong hurriedly knelt down, stroked her cheek with one hand, and the tears in her eyes fell as if she couldn't hold it.

In the middle of the ring, seeing that her master was really impatient, she had to go out to get the wine.

When I came back, it was already getting dark, and if I was afraid that this birthday banquet would have been dispersed a long time ago, but now those people in the palace are drinking with all their hearts, and it seems that they can't leave for a while.

Su Hong gritted her teeth, stepped into the threshold, and put the flask on the table.

No matter how much she persuades her, it's better for her master to really fall, and see if she knows the pain when the time comes.

"Don't be polite to me, they are all sisters, drinking is the main thing, today I have my birthday, and the right is to help the fun!" Xu Jieyu changed from sitting to standing, and the teacup she was supposed to hold in her hand was replaced by a wine jug.

Xu Jieyu in front of her doesn't look like a royal lady at all, if the emperor is here at this moment, I'm afraid she will be angry.

Looking at the few people next to her, they were also like her, with a big grin, vague mouth, and either a wine jug or a tea bowl in their hands, all of which were full of wine.

It should be sake for fun, and it's okay to drink a pot and a half less, but you can't stand drinking more, and after a few times of taking the wine, you have already let a few people drink seven meat and eight vegetables.

As she was drinking, He Jieyu's hand slipped, and she sat on the ground with the cloth spread on the table, startling her palace people and hurriedly helping her.

The dishes on the table also bumped into each other with her big move, and two cups fell to the ground, but fortunately, they were blocked by He Jieyu's dress in mid-air and survived to break.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" Xu Jieyu asked, staggered over, and helped He Jieyu up with the palace people, "Be careful, don't fall, let's continue to drink!" ”

Obviously, this time He Jieyu didn't hurt her, just one sentence made her forget about the shame she had just made, and raised her wine glass and said, "Drink!" ”

Ruhan hurriedly helped him again, and snatched the wine glass from his master's hand, "You must not drink!" ”

"What are you going to do?" He Jieyu turned her head and glared at her angrily, "Get out of here!" Don't you know which one is your master? ”

"Little master, be sober, you have to go back in a while, it's not good to be bumped into on the road." Ruying also came over to help say.

"You're so disappointed!" Jiang Zhaoyi was a little displeased and said, "The palace road is so wide, can you still bump into someone while sitting in a sedan chair?" ”

The two had to shut up.

This farce lasted until late at night, and everyone came out of Xianghe Garden with a strong body of alcohol.

The next day, there was a quick mouth, and the matter was spread to the back garden, and even the Yingxue Pavilion knew about it.

Jiang Liu danced in the east hall and said, "Don't you know, that Jiang Zhaoyi vomited on the way back, and she was buried thoroughly, or the palace people sent her back to the Summer Palace before going back to clean up, disgusting!" ”

Yao Chuxi smiled and covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, pretending to be disgusted, "Where did you hear this?" ”

"It's from the East Palace!" Jiang Liu continued, "There is also He Jieyu, who was swaying on the royal roll, and almost fell off the royal roll several times, but the palace people who sprinkled the palace road were frightened. ”

When Jiang Liu said this, his voice was full of emotion, as if he had seen it with his own eyes, "It was night, and the palace people were all holding lanterns, and when Xie Meiren came down from the royal roller, he had to pull the lantern with the palace people, and if he said something and drank wine, the lantern paper was burned with the candle flame, but fortunately it was extinguished in time." ”

Fang Shi was also happy when he heard this: "Why, the nobles in the palace also have a hot brain?" ”

"Don't mention it!" Jiang Liuyue said more and more energetically, "They still thought that few people would know about it, but the slave asked one thing in the east and two in the west, and the inquiry was clear, not to mention how embarrassing they were!" ”

"Which drunk one is not ashamed?" Han Shanggong said, "You can quickly hold back these words and talk to us, so that they will be transmitted outside through your mouth, and forget about the time when those palace people are beaten?" ”

It is undoubtedly disappointing to say such things at this time, but it is very real.

The palace people are the most taboo tone, if they really catch Jiang Liu, they are afraid that this board will have to be firmly beaten on their bodies, even if Yao Chuxi comes forward, they will not be able to save it.

Others can just talk about right and wrong, and the slave in her yard has to be forgiven for gossiping about the master next to her? There is no such reason in the world.

But Yao Chuxi was still quite curious about this.

"It's nothing, and there are no outsiders, you can tell us about it again."

Jiang Liu promised, "Now that the weather is warm, there is no curtain on the sedan car, and several people along the way are confused, and I heard that Xie Meiren cried for a while when he went back." ”

It's not hard to imagine that she always feels that fate is unfair to her, so she has to cry through wine?

"The emperor already knows about this, and I heard that it is a punishment."

"How is it punished?" Han Shanggong asked.

Jiang Liu scratched his head and thought about it, "It's no wonder that there are a few people next to this matter, it can only be Xu Jieyu, she held a birthday banquet and gave a lot of wine, if you really want to make a mistake, it is estimated that she is the only one." ”

"Those few are not without fault." Yao Chuxi sighed, "When we drink and enjoy ourselves, we are really going to be punished, but we can't have the same difficulties, I guess no one will make this mistake again next time." ”

Fang Shi looked at her daughter with appreciative eyes on the side, only to feel that she had grown up better, and she was no longer the ignorant child she was worried about.

Thankfully, she didn't go.

If she went, even if she wasn't drunk, she would have to be sneered at, this is a trivial matter, and it would be bad if she bumped it again.

Fang really sweated for her in his heart, it seemed that this seemingly good place in the palace had countless hidden traps!

There are many masters in the palace, if a person has a birthday once a year, it is not empty every month, this is that it is inconvenient for her to go out when she is pregnant, others can't find anything, if the child is born and then invite her, then why doesn't she go?

The more Fang Clan thought about it, the more he felt that this huge palace seemed to be an extremely rich place, but in fact it was a tiger and wolf den that ate people and did not spit out bones.

At lunchtime, Yuan Shaoyu made a dish of mashed potatoes, but this mashed potatoes were completely different from what Fang ate at home.

Yuan Shaoyu cut the meat into meat foam and put it in the mashed potatoes and Yun, the sauce is made of dried scallop meat and shrimp chopped, and then put some scrambled eggs and cucumber grains, only to feel satisfied with one bite of it.

The emperor's food is really different.

Last time, when the Fang clan first entered the palace, Yuan Shaoyu made a dish of steamed meat, which was more authentic and delicious than the one eaten in Xiezhou.

Xiezhou's steamed pork is very famous, originally the Fang family thought that the people in the palace were not very good at doing it, but now it seems that they are really proficient in everything.

There is a fried fish in the meat dish, the fish is cut into sections and marinated, marinated and flavored, and then fried in the pot, which tastes crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Yao Chuxi likes the soup on the table.

It's a mixed soup she likes, the recipe is simple and the ingredients are ordinary, but it's such an ordinary soup, but she likes it alone.

was taken by her, and the emperor, who originally thought that the assorted soup was tasteless, also began to like it.

Luo Yu understands the habits of his master, first serves a bowl of rice, and then uses a spoon to scoop some soup on it, so that the master of soup and rice can eat several bowls.

Today's master is not like the first few months of pregnancy, now she has gradually become rounded, her belly is also a lot pregnant, and her entire waist is thick and wide.

But the only thing that remains unchanged is that the master is still beautiful.

In the past, I only thought that the beauty of the master was inseparable from the body reminder, who doesn't know that it is beautiful to lose weight? But when the master is really fat, he understands that the beauty is in the bones and not in the skin, and when a beautiful face is thin, it looks good, and it is still beautiful when it is fat.

After lunch, Yao Chuxi took a nap for a while, and Han Shanggong and Fang sat under the porch embroidering and chatting.

Han Shanggong embroidered a handkerchief, while Fang's embroidered a belly pocket with soft thread.

"Would you rather have a grandson or a granddaughter?" Han Shanggong asked.

Fang didn't think about anything, and replied directly, "Granddaughter." ”

Han Shanggong glanced at her, paused, and put a needle on the veil and asked, "Are you afraid that it will be dangerous to give birth to the prince?" When the time comes, those who are eyeing each other will stare at the little master? ”

Fang nodded.

"But the slave doesn't see it necessarily." Han Shanggong smiled, "Look at Lin Jieyu and Xie Meiren, giving birth to a princess is often remembered, and Gao Shunyi of Bijingxuan even raised Princess Yun Cheng to compete for favor with her, all because her mother is gone." ”

Yes, as long as you give birth to an heir, whether you are male or female, if one day you are killed, imprisoned or dead, the child will suffer.

It is said that they are all the emperor's children, and the emperor will take good care of them, but in fact, can their lives be called good? No.

Leaving his biological mother, where can he be happy?

The topic came back, and Fang Shi heard a conclusion from Han Shanggong's words, "Boys and girls are the same, if they have become a thorn in the side of others, then it is better to be calm." ’

"Your mind is active, you can see things thoroughly, and I am so relieved to have you by Xi'er's side to teach."

"The little master is also a thoughtful person, but there are many things she doesn't ask much, she doesn't speak, don't listen or mix, and only takes care of her own one-third of an acre, such a person is dangerous in the palace, but he is also happy."