070 My name is Nu Dick Si, and I'm a grandmother

"Who are you? Why do you look so ugly? "Obviously everyone was taken aback!

"It's ugly!" Everyone collectively took a few steps back, as if they had encountered something dirty.

"Who are you? How did it end up here? "It's the first time she's seen such an ugly woman, when will such an ugly woman be allowed to come in the palace?

This chance encounter was completely created by Gu Yanran, but she came out only after nesting in front of the door and listening carefully to everyone's movements. I was looking forward to what kind of affair so many beauties could have.

Of course, the way she looks now, she knows that she will definitely make everyone complain fiercely. But she felt that with the fact that she had been in the mess for so long over the years, with her methods of abducting women and her own charm, it was estimated that it should be no problem to knock down a few today.

However, she hasn't started to soak now, and everyone has shy away from her extremely ugly appearance, doesn't this hurt people's self-esteem?

Besides, what looks ugly? What's so ugly or something? There are also these disgusted and disgusted eyes, do they think she wants to look like this? Back then, who was beautiful?

"Don't be afraid, beauties! I am the one who lives in it. "Didn't you be very curious about me yesterday? Come on, come on, if you have any doubts about me, we can sit down and talk slowly.

"You? Live here? ”

"yes!" Gu Yanran blinked her eyes and came back with a sincere face.

Oh, why is it so scary?

"Hey, come on!" One of the beautiful women made a move and called everyone around her.

"Suqin, what's wrong?"

"This ugly woman says she's the one who lives inside..."

Sure enough, everyone has curiosity, and women's curiosity is particularly heavy. In this way, Gu Yanran is still a little tempting to them!

"Wow! It's ugly! The fastest woman to surround exclaimed.

"I'll take a look, I'll see..." another woman ran over, and immediately stopped before she could run to Gu Yanran, "It's really ugly!" ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! I've never seen anything so ugly! ”

Hey, hey, she's ugly, but her whole body doesn't stink, why are you covering your nose and covering it so seriously?

Moreover, you have already commented on it once, do you need to comment again in front of her? Really, it hurts!

"Who is this ugly bastard?"

Shot again? This recalls that Yanran had to cover her heart with her hands to ensure that she could stand firmly on her feet.

These girls are not big, and they look like flowers, why are they all so venomous? Don't you know that she has been shot several times now and is dying?

"Qingge, we don't know! This strange man suddenly appeared in front of us by himself. "They haven't figured out what this woman is all about!

"Hey, I ask you, who the hell are you? How can it be in our Chuxiu Palace? How did you end up living here? Mu Qingge asked with a lofty attitude.

For such an ugly woman, it is indeed not uncommon for her to talk to her, but now she wants to know who Gu Yanran is, so she has to ask.

Okay, looking at this woman's aura, according to Gu Yanran's calculations, she can at least be an imperial concubine or something in the future.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, beauties..."

"What beauty? You should call us the little master. A beautiful woman stood up and corrected her.

"Oh oh, well! Hello ladies and gentlemen! Gu Yanran has already started to squeeze her eyebrows when she says this, how long has it been since she made a fool of herself? It is necessary to release your true self and find your passion today.

"Tell me, who the hell are you?" Mu Qingge urged impatiently.

Gu Yanran stuck out her tongue and said, "My name is Nu Dick Si, and I am a grandmother." ”

"Mama?" Everyone asked in unison, looking incredulous.

This woman is so ugly, how can she be a grandmother? Isn't this an insult to the Holy Eye? Also, this woman not only looks weird, but even has such a strange name, 'Female dick? I don't seem to understand the meaning of the name, but it's really funny.

"It turned out to be Mama Dick?" Although most people don't believe it, they can't believe it. But there are a few of them, which are relatively simple.

"You don't even understand the rules of the palace, how can you be a grandmother? Who the hell do you say you are? "But there are a few people who are smarter.

"I'm really a grandmother, and yo~~" Gu Yanran said this, suddenly poked her head forward, looked left and right, and then said very mysteriously. "I'm sent by the emperor to observe you!"

"What?" Everyone was also quite cooperative at this time, and after asking with a look of amazement, they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands, as if they had really heard some shocking secret.

"Of course." Gu Yanran admitted with a very dragging look that she is now quite equivalent to a secret agent in the inner circle, and she is directly responsible for the emperor! Of course, these are self-styled.

Gu Yanran's deception skills are soaring now, her face is not red and her heart is not beating when she tells lies, and she doesn't need to make drafts or anything at all.

How difficult can it be to deceive an ancient underage girl? But she forgot that the people she is deceiving now may be concubines and mothers in the future, and maybe they also include the queen of the world. What a sin... Sin...

"You really didn't lie to us?" Looking at Gu Yanran's appearance, it doesn't seem that she is lying to them, how can they guess whether this is true or false?

"Of course not, or you say, how could I live here?" The highest level of lying is that you have to believe it yourself, and then if you say anything, people will think it's true.

"The little masters of Chuxiu Palace have seen Mama Dick." No, Gu Yanran accepted such a big gift without paying attention.

"Eh, eh, eh, little masters, please get up quickly, isn't this tormenting Mama?" Gu Yanran is very worried now, will she lose her life?

Oh, Mama Dick? How dare they scream. This is called the second time, do you think Gu Yanran can still bear it? I was already smiling in my heart.

"Mama, what's wrong with you?" You're not kidding us, are you? But it doesn't look like it. If this is true, they really can't be disrespectful to her, and maybe the future will depend on her.

They thought about it carefully, they could stay in the Xiu Palace for so long, and some people had seen Mr. An enter her room, and now someone suddenly appeared, saying that she was a grandmother herself, or a grandmother sent by the emperor, and the authenticity was really difficult for them to guess.

I guess it's true, right? They want her to be real! In this way, as long as they buy this grandma and can say a few good words in front of the emperor for them, they may be able to enjoy endless glory and wealth in the future!

Huang Pu Rui, Emperor of Long Yueguo. According to the rumors of the rivers and lakes, it is handsome and extraordinary, and its martial arts are outstanding, and it is the respect of the Ninety-Five. Since they were fortunate to see Shengyan at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet last time, it has confirmed that the rumors in the rivers and lakes are true, and they are indeed handsome and extraordinary, and the little lords have already been moved by this king.

Therefore, as long as you can become his concubine and get his holy favor, you will have no regrets in this life!