Chapter 137: There are guests and good wine, and jackals and shotguns

After the second bald man escaped from the Shirasawan Pavilion, he went to a place where no one was and changed into clothes that were placed in the trunk of the car. Then he drove to a hotel, and the little girl at the front desk showed a friendly smile when she saw the second bald man, "This African friend, are you going to open a room?" ”

The little girl at the front desk doesn't know the African language, and she doesn't know what to do if the bald man in front of her speaks a lot of bird language. Luckily, this African speaks Chinese.

"yes, I'll open me a single room." As he spoke, the second bald man handed over his ID card.

"You speak Chinese really well, have you been in China for a long time?" As she spoke, the little girl at the front desk looked at the avatar on her ID card, and then compared it with the bald man who was too black to be able to do it.

Dark skin, white teeth...... This is characteristic of black people.

"I'd better call the police...... "The little sister said categorically, this is the conclusion she came to - it's so completely black, the avatar of the ID card and myself are two people!

The second bald man knew that he was very dark now, and he didn't want to talk to her more, so he used a small spell to deceive the little sister at the front desk and successfully stayed in the hotel.

"Emma, what kind of fire is she using, I can't wash off my dark skin!"

The second bald man who took an N bath was about to explode, and he couldn't be angry and called people in the WeChat group of Laolin Temple! Here are the responses –

Ermaozi: "What? Our people were beaten? Which youkai is so arrogant? People in this area who don't have any work in their hands tomorrow will come over! ”

Erlengzi: "Split friends!" Is there a team!? ”

Ergouzi: "Do you want to fight in a group?" Count me in! ”

Two tubes: "Plus one!"

Ershunzi: "Send the position!"

The next day, in the inn where the second bald man was.

"Senior Brother Erlengzi, thank you for your help!"

"Second fool, senior brother, you're here too!"

"Two dogs, two shunzi, two tubes, two cats, you are also here! Thank you! Thank you for your help! ”

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Among these people, there are those who hold wooden fish, those who have Zen staffs, and those who hold demon-slaying pestles, and the last one is even more powerful, carrying a Buddha statue directly on his back......

A total of twelve monks from Laolin Temple came to Kunzhong in luxury cars, and they parked their cars in the parking lot of the hotel. These monks, led by the two bald men, took to the streets in a majestic manner, and they didn't know that they thought it was a fight in the underworld or a demonstration of a cult organization.

Since it was the second bald man who walked in front, this thing is now no different from the black people in Africa. As the leader, he is also the darkest and most outstanding boy in this group of monks, so he is naturally so conspicuous.

However, in China, crowd marches can attract police without permission......

Soon the police received calls from enthusiastic citizens that someone was marching, and the assistant police who arrived shortly afterwards stopped them. An assistant police officer is a temporary worker of the police, and his job is generally to maintain order on the scene and wait for the arrival of regular police.

The second bald man persuaded them bitterly, saying that we were going to kill demons and eliminate demons, and he also said a lot of things.

Although he spoke with the first word, whether it was an auxiliary police officer or a regular policeman, they all had the words "Who believes" written on their faces. The reason is simple, the person at the front is a black man......

"This African friend, we in China have always been hospitality. We've got guests and we've got wine, we've got jackals, we've got shotguns,......" he said, and the regular policeman's tone changed, "If you're here to make trouble......

"It's not... I'm a real Chinese, and I was blackened by that banshee......" The second bald man retorted.

"Uh, what's that...... Don't deny it, please come with us. With these words, the police kindly took the monks into the police car.

A monk from Africa marched through the streets with a group of monks, and any police officer with a little common sense would invite them into the bureau for tea.

In the police station, sitting opposite the second bald man is the young policeman who appeared before (this thing is a trick, no name).

"China has always paid attention to hospitality, and there are good wines when guests come...... Sorry, there's only tea in the bureau. The little policeman said, handing over the tea in his hand.

Then, he changed his tone, "If it's a jackal, we'll treat him to a gun!" I don't know how long you've been in China, my friend from Africa, but you have to know – illegal marches are not allowed in China! ”

"Why do you all like to say that? I all say I'm not black! The second bald man retorted.

"Well, your black skin and white teeth have betrayed you." The little policeman couldn't help but laugh.

"I'm blackened! I am a real Chinese! The second bald man said angrily.

"You do have Asian features in your face...... You're half-blooded, right? The little policeman thought for a while and said: "Everyone is bleeding the blood of the Chinese, it's not good to do things!"

"I'm Chinese!" The second bald man retorted.

"Uh, okay...... What did you just say you are from? "The little cop seems to have compromised.

"Laolin Temple!" The second bald man almost blurted out.

"Poof!"

The little policeman laughed directly, looking at the other party's eyes that wanted to tear himself to pieces, he tried hard to force himself not to laugh anymore, "I'm sorry, I can't help it......"

It's really a long insight, it turns out that in addition to Shaolin Temple, there is an old forest temple. They also specialize in fighting youkai......

There seemed to be a flame burning in the eyes of the bald man, and the little policeman felt that he really couldn't get anything valuable out of the mouth of this thing, so he walked out.

"That...... Shi Yan, come in for a while......"

The little policeman talked to Shi Yan for a few words, which probably meant that he was out of line, Shi Yan, you can get on.

Under the ferocious gaze of the second bald man, Shi Yan, who had also appeared once before, sat in front of him. Shi Yan said: "We in China pay attention to a way of hospitality......

The second bald man interrupted him and said angrily: "There are guests who come and have good wine, and jackals who come and have shotguns...... Isn't it?! ”

The more the monk who was burned to the ground of a "black African" thought about it, the more angry he became, and he said, "Are these policemen making fun of me?" Why do you like to say this?!

Shi Yan felt that he was robbed of the opportunity by the other party, so he simply let him say it first, "Then you can say it first......

The second bald man told his experience yesterday with a dark face, saying that an old witch raised a little ghost in her apartment, and he was beaten if he couldn't kill the demon, and he said it again from beginning to end. Of course, he didn't say that he was killed in seconds, but changed it to a strategic retreat that the enemy couldn't have more people than the other party, and came back to bring rescue troops.

"So, you're going to take revenge for such a big battle?" Shi Yan had seen vampires and believed him a little, but he couldn't make up his mind. So, he asked, "Since you have the ability to slay demons and eliminate demons, why don't you show your hands."

"This is my Demon Suppression Jade Buddha Bead!" Saying that, the two bald men injected spiritual power into the Buddha beads, and the Buddha beads became exquisite and transparent, shining.

"That's it?" Shi Yan looked a little helpless, "My sister's child also has a similar toy like this, which is a fairy stick, and will also say, 'La Baba Little Demon Fairy'!" ”

"This one is not the same as a toy!" The second bald man said angrily: "This is a genuine demon-slaying jade Buddha bead!"

"You stay here for a while, and I'll find someone who understands this to see." Shi Yan glanced at the bald man and walked out of the interrogation room. After all, Shi Yan is a person who has seen vampires, and he is still skeptical about the words of the second bald man.

Shi Yan asked, "What did the others ask?"

The little policeman replied, "They all said they were here to kill demons."

"The man in charge is a black man...... Who believes this! Shi Yan said and asked, "By the way, where is Officer Cheng?"

The little policeman replied, "Didn't he take half a day off?" He's going to pick up the kids from school. ”

"Isn't it usually his wife who picks up the children? Still in the Cold War? Shi Yan asked.

"It seems to be ......," replied the little policeman.

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Meanwhile, Cheng Jiaju was waiting at the school gate for his two daughters to come out. The road was too congested, so he rode his wife's little electric donkey here. The policeman is a busy man, and by the time he realizes that it is almost time for the children to get out of school, he has no time to change clothes, so he comes directly in a police uniform.

"Xiaobei, your father is so amazing! It's actually a policeman! A little boy patted Cheng Jiaju's youngest daughter Cheng Xiaobei on the shoulder and said excitedly: "What do the police say to do?" Is it teaming up to fight supercriminals like Sheriff Gordon and Batman? ”

"It's not the right time, my dad isn't great at all!" Cheng Xiaobei said seriously: "I often see my father kneeling in front of my mother at home!" Sister, isn't she? ”

Cheng Xiaobei walked out with her sister Cheng Xiaoxi, who was one year older than her, and the latter replied truthfully: "Yes, Dad often kneels on the keyboard."

"Uh...... It's useless......" The little boy's eyes lost their highlights, "I thought the police in reality would be as powerful as in the Batman movie!" ”

This boy named Shifen is the child of the family in the room opposite Cheng Jiaju, the same age as Cheng Xiaoxi.

Seeing that this flower of the motherland was about to lose confidence in the police, Cheng Jiaju felt that he had to do something, and not only that, but he also had to save the man's self-esteem! Although his man's self-esteem had disappeared from the moment his daughter said he knelt, he still had to try.

"The police are amazing! You can interrogate prisoners. As Cheng Jiaju spoke, the phone in his pocket rang at this time. He answered the phone, and the other side of the phone told him to go back for interrogation.

What a god assist!

After Cheng Jiaju nodded and said "yes", he showed a smug smile, "Look, I'm going back to interrogate the prisoner now!" ”

"Can I go check it out too?" The eyes of the hour were filled with little stars for a moment.

"No, they may be dangerous, you should go home with your parents first." Cheng Jiaju said with a smile.

"What about them?" Shi asked as he pointed to the two girls.

"They can't do it either, I'll take them home first, and then I'll go back to the bureau." Cheng Jiaju said, saluting the little child.

The children are just coaxing, and they also salute like the policemen on TV and watch them leave.

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Cheng Jiaju took his children back to the apartment where he lived, the Zhongyuan Building. As soon as they got home, the two children ran to their mother and talked noisily. Cheng Jiaju's wife showed a complaining look when she saw him, "You said okay, you cook tonight!" ”

"I'm sorry, there's something going on in the bureau...... I'm going back. Cheng Jiaju lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong.

He's in breach of contract again.

The accustomed wife smiled slightly, smiling proudly. She asked, "Will you go home for dinner?"

"I don't know, I'll call you if I go back." Cheng Jiaju still lowered his head.

"Hmm...... Well, be careful on the road. She laughed.

"Yes!" Cheng Jiaju saluted his wife.

She pursed her lips and smiled, and walked over to help him straighten the collar of her police uniform, "You must be worthy of it when you wear this dress, otherwise I will look down on you." ”

"Yes!" Cheng Jiaju's voice is like a bell.