Chapter 249: Why don't you take the initiative this time?
In cahoots? Angry with her? What she said? It seems that the person who was angry just now should be him, right?
Xu Chen, with a dark face, was standing in front of the door of Cotton's house to witness the woman's violence and listen to her complaints......
It's just that the more he listens, the darker his face becomes, but the woman still chatters at his heart.
"What do you mean that your father was in a hurry to find me first, and then Jiang Xiaonan took advantage of the loophole and took Liang Cheng hostage? That's his own IQ defect, okay? The turtle in the urn that is blocked, the turtle can be stolen by others, so he really has nothing to be angry about? ……”
The more Jiang Xiaojiu spoke, the more energetic she became, and she didn't even pay any attention to the hints that cotton whispered to her.
"What? Do you have eye discomfort? Or do you have an opinion about Mommy? At a young age, you have learned from your father, and if you dare to squeeze your eyebrows at me, believe it or not, I will immediately sew your eyes with a needle......" She obviously didn't see the hint of cotton, otherwise, she wouldn't have said so.
"Mommy, don't blame me for not helping you, you're too stupid to understand the hints!" Cotton nodded painfully, then stretched out his hand and pointed behind Jiang Xiaojiu.
"What, your fingers are deranged too?" Jiang Xiaojiu dragged his fingers and observed suspiciously for a long time.
"I'll go, you're a boy, why are your hands more delicate than Mommy's hands? No, from tomorrow, you will go to the yard for me to pull weeds, and the man will start from a young age! Jiang Xiaojiu observed for a long time, and actually came to this conclusion that made people vomit blood!
"Mommy, I'm a kid......"
Cotton looked at her innocently, and the implication was to tell her that how could the hands of children not be as delicate as adults? It's just that he still underestimated his mommy's strange brain circuits!
"What's wrong with the kids? In the old society, children of your age not only had to go up the mountains to pull weeds, but also grew up eating weeds? Jiang Xiaojiu said matter-of-factly.
"Oh, it turns out that Mommy grew up eating grass?" Cotton said seriously.
"What nonsense? Mommy didn't live in the old society! ”
"Then why does Mommy ask me according to the requirements of the old society?" Cotton stared at a pair of innocent eyes and asked aggrievedly.
"Because—because—"
Jiang Xiaojiu was stunned for a long time, and then he suddenly flicked it according to Cotton's head: "You ghost clever, Mommy was almost surrounded by you, hum, Mommy just asked you to pull the weeds, and didn't let you eat grass......"
Jiang Xiaojiu squinted at him proudly, looking like the young master was unbeatably smart.
"Smack-" It was also the most carried away, and she only felt her ass slammed.
"Hey, cotton, are you fat? If you don't learn well at a young age, you dare to eat Mommy's tofu? ”
Jiang Xiaojiu was glaring at the cotton angrily, but after thinking about it, it seemed that something was wrong, this cotton was obviously face to face with him, how could this little arm and leg be stretched so long? Thinking about this clearly, she immediately turned around, and Xu Chen's black face, which seemed to be coated with a "volcanic mud" mask, was impressively reflected in her slightly flustered eyes.
"You...... When did you get here? Hehe, didn't you hurt your waist just now? Is this getting better? Jiang Xiaojiu's face was full of embarrassed smiles.
It's okay that she didn't mention her back injury, but as soon as she mentioned it, Xu Chen's face became a little darker.
Damn woman, do you care about him now? When she fell over her shoulder just now, why didn't she care about whether her waist that had not recovered from the serious injury in the car accident could withstand it?
"What is this back injury? Right now, it seems to be more important to accompany cotton to carefully accept your Jiang education, right? Xu Chen pursed his lips slightly and said coldly.
"Hehe, you also approve of my education methods, don't you? It's not for me to say, this boy's education is to start from an early age, otherwise, the cotton will not grow much in the future, won't he be as weak as you......"
Jiang Xiaojiu was very smart when she was smart, but when she was stupid, her thinking was really not ordinary, she didn't seem to see how smelly Xu Chen's face was at this time, and she was still discussing the feasibility of Jiang's education with Xu Chen......
Really, given a few colors, would you really dare to open a dyeing workshop? The corners of Xu Chen's mouth twitched, and he held back a strange smile with a bit of anger: "Children's education has a long way to go, let's go back to the room to discuss it first......"
Xu Chen's current expression is really like the big bad wolf who abducted Little Red Riding Hood, but there is no way, who made him a "disabled" person now"? After all, just now in order to forcibly kidnap him back, he had almost lost half of his life, and this little woman launched a ruthless attack, but the six relatives did not recognize it.
So, now, he can only bite the bullet and try a roundabout route!
"Well, too, although children's education is very important, it can't be rushed!" After Jiang Xiaojiu thought about it, he nodded thoughtfully.
really said that she was fat, she gasped, Jiang Xiaojiu seemed to be an "educator" at this time.
It was rare to see her look so serious, the muscles on Xu Chen's face slowly relaxed, and he couldn't help but want to laugh at this time!
In this world, the only person who can make him so angry that he loses his temper is probably Jiang Xiaojiu alone, right?
"What's that look on your face? Constipated? Jiang Xiaojiu couldn't help but glance at Xu Chen when he saw Xu Chen's way of trying to hold back his smile.
"No, it's just that my back hurts too much, wife, to be honest, you are too heavy on the disabled today, when I looked in the mirror just now, my back was bruised a lot......" Xu Chen looked at Jiang Xiaojiu pitifully and said.
After all, he knows Jiang Xiaojiu's temper best, the typical one who eats soft and not hard, the big deal is to give her some soft now, and ...... It's probably her turn to give in......
As soon as Xu Chen thought so, his mood was half better, and the pitiful expression on his face became a little more realistic.
"Really? Hmph, see if you dare to be so domineering next time? Although Jiang Xiaojiu was still hard-mouthed, his heart had already softened, and his tone was naturally soft.
"Ouch...... It hurts ......."
Xu Chen saw the opportunity and hummed vigorously, his hand couldn't help but reach his waist, as long as the expression on Jiang Xiaojiu's face softened a little, he hummed harder, and in the end, Jiang Xiaojiu's face was full of guilt and distress for him.
"What? Does your back hurt? Let's go, let's go back to the house quickly, I'll help you get some medicine quickly......" Jiang Xiaojiu said, his hand no longer feeling that he had touched Xu Chen's waist.
"Magnetism-" Xu Chen grinned and exhaled in pain at the right time.
Although his cry of pain was a little performative, the touch of pain was real.
Although his leg was the most seriously injured in the car accident, he was also somewhat injured in other parts of his body, but the damage to this leg was greater, and today he experienced Jiang Xiaojiu's over-the-shoulder fall, it is really impossible to say that it doesn't hurt?
"I didn't expect you to be such a big man, and you still don't fall so much! Alas, it's a big deal, I'll do it lightly next time......" Jiang Xiaojiu said babblingly while helping him into the room.
And Xu Chen was rarely well-behaved, but he was weakly held by her, and let her say something in her ear.
But when he returned to the room, Xu Chen's spirit immediately became excited.
"Wife, do you want to wash first!"
"Wash what? Isn't it necessary to take medicine first? Jiang Xiaojiu looked at his wolf-like eyes, and immediately sensed that something was wrong.
"Wife, in fact, this is the place where I need to take medicine the most...... Xu Chen said, his eyes glanced down intentionally or unintentionally, and the fiery breath hit her face, only burning her cheeks crimson.
"Xu Chen, you were deliberately pretending to be weak to deceive me just now! I said, you hate conceited people so much, when did you change the route of "Sister Lin"......"
"Wife, how can my appearance fit Sister Lin's route? Wife, don't you think Wushuang is too boyish? Shall we give birth to a delicate little sister for Wushuang......"
Xu Chen said as he spoke, his hand was already restlessly untied Jiang Xiaojiu's collar.
"Magnetic—, wife, what kind of clothes are you wearing? It also has its own biting function, Jiang Xiaojiu followed his line of sight, only to find that Xu Chen was in too much of a hurry, and his hand accidentally touched the pin on her collar, and for a while, the blood flowed down instantly.
Seeing this, Jiang Xiaojiu felt that he went to help him get a hemostatic bandage, and clumsily bandaged his fingers into a very ugly zongzi, which was funny and admired his results.
And Xu Chen was rolling on the sheet at this time, wailing shamelessly: "Oh, really, the old wound is not healed, and the new wound is added, wife, I am so sad, do you want to comfort me!" ”
Jiang Xiaojiu naturally knew what he was thinking, but he glanced at her angrily and said, "Don't-"
"I remember that a certain love master said that women are good at duplicity, so if a woman says no, then she wants it!" Xu Chen said, and pounced on the thief.
Which Jiang Xiaojiu instinctively resisted, and a punch hit his waist, and he wailed again and again.
Jiang Xiaojiu saw that his expression didn't look like acting, so he hurriedly lifted the corner of his clothes, and a bruise on his waist appeared in front of her.
"Xu Chen, if you're injured like this, can't you settle down? Sit still, I'll help you with the medicine......" After Jiang Xiaojiu finished speaking, he forcibly held him down, took the ointment on the bedside table, and carefully helped him apply it.
"Wife, I also want to settle down, but I don't want to do it here, or for the sake of me being a wounded, I will ......take the initiative for you this time" Xu Chen suddenly stretched out his arm fearlessly, and put on a posture of "let you taste it......