Qi Jing said lightly: "I'm thinking, there is no fourth rabbit, what will you say to me...... I didn't expect you to say anything. He was full of words, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and you actually want to get by!" ”

Tang Shiyue took out the most innocent expression: "Be reasonable, Qi Xiaolang, didn't you ask me to come to the mountain?" ”

Qi Xiaolang glanced at her again, and Tang Shiyue laughed: "Okay, I do want to use you to do something, but how do you know?" ”

The corners of Qi Xiaolang's mouth curved: "You never do anything out of line, but if you do it, there must be a reason." ”

Tang Shiyue was stunned.

Indeed, she never challenges the rules when it is unnecessary.

For example, in this ancient era when filial piety was paramount, no matter how annoying she was with Wang, she would not leave a handle that could be criticized, and for example, in this era of "men and women do not kiss", she never openly stayed alone with Qijing.

It's not that I'm afraid, but it's not necessary, if a person wants to challenge the rules, he will inevitably usher in a blow like a storm and waves, and challenge the rules without enough benefits, this is not rigid, this is stupid.

It's just that she didn't expect that Qi Jing could actually see this.

At this time, she really gave birth to a feeling of spiritual fit, if she met him in modern times, if he was an uncle in his thirties, no matter what he did, she would definitely tease him! Teasing him! This kind of straight man with a board and a glance must be particularly interesting to flirt!

It's a pity...... He's just a young grass now!

Tang Shiyue sighed regretfully.

Qi Jing glanced at her quietly, "What are you thinking?" ”

She's thinking that I've given birth to you, why don't you get old, and Uncle Kong has no way to live? She shook her head, "Nothing. ”

He said, "What do you want to do?" Need my help? ”

"No need," Tang Shiyue said, "I just want to use you to add firewood to the fire." ”

is about to get rich, and she hasn't broken up yet, and she can't wait for anything to do things...... It just so happened that Tang Guihua bumped into it, and you can use Qi Xiaolang to arch the fire!

The two walked leisurely, only got most of the basket of black tiger palm mushrooms and two pheasants, Tang Shiyue brought the pheasants to Uncle Tang's house, divided half of the black tiger palm mushrooms and stewed them, and the pot was full of fragrance, Tang Shiyue took a bowl of chicken soup and took a steamed cake and sent it home, and then several people ate together.

After eating, Tang Shiyue and Qi Jing walked out of the small wine shop, went back to their respective homes, and when they walked to the door, they suddenly smelled a foul smell.

Tang Shiyue paused, looked through the moonlight, and saw that at the door, at some point, someone poured a bunch of things, which looked like pig dung. Xiao Yao'er covered her nose suddenly: "Sister! It stinks! ”

Tang Shiyue couldn't help but retched twice and took a few steps back.

Miscalculated! Forget that they like to engage in this kind of and pee! He's so disgusting, can't he have a good fight!

Tang Guihua was quietly hiding and watching at this time, very proud, she couldn't deal with her clearly, so she would steal it! Isn't it just a yellow-haired girl who hasn't grown all her hair! I'm afraid she will do something! Let's see what she can do!

Tang Shiyue quickly calculated in his mind.

The last time she dealt with Tang Shiyin, it was a surprise, and her small body couldn't deal with Tang Guihua.

So, what should I do? How can we solve the problem quickly and efficiently, without sticking to the leaves, and still let her reap the consequences?

Tang Shiyue only thought about it for a few seconds, then turned around and walked down, and arranged Xiao Yao'er in the corner of the wall to let her stay still. The dilapidated house is at the head of the slope, and she walks down to the river.

What does she want to do?

Tang Guihua was strange, she couldn't help but stretch out her head to look, but when she saw that there was no movement, she simply walked over and stretched her neck to look over there.

At this moment, she suddenly felt that her head moved, Tang Guihua was startled, turned her head suddenly, and by the moonlight, she saw Tang Shiyue standing a few steps away, shaking the things in her hand at her, and then threw it into the dung heap!

There was a soft pop, and it took several seconds for Tang Guihua to come back to her senses, touch her head, and suddenly scream.

Tang Shiyue quickly took a few steps back.

She threw the silver hairpin that Tang Guihua never left her body, which was quite big, heavy in weight, and sharp in weight, and it was a sharp thing, and with just a light throw, it fell into the bottom of the pig dung.

Tang Guihua was very angry, pounced on her hands at first glance, and said sharply: "I tore your stinky frame......"

Tang Shiyue quickly dodged away, and said loudly: "Help!" Help me! ”

A figure suddenly flashed in the oblique thorn, and then flew up, Tang Guihua screamed, and the whole person flew out like a cloud, and then made a Linghu Chong version of the ass on the ground and the sand fell into the goose style...... He sat on the dung and splashed a piece of pig dung.

Tang Shiyue's sincere cries for help were stuck.

suddenly inserted a plot of a hero saving beauty, which disrupted her train of thought!

Fortunately, everyone heard it at this time, and ran out one after another, Zhou Niangzi was close, and heard her voice, and came out the fastest, holding her and hurriedly saying: "Yue girl, are you okay?" ”

Tang Shiyue said: "Auntie save me!" My sister-in-law is going to beat me to death! ”

As soon as Zhou Niangzi turned around, she was shocked: "What's going on!" ”

At this time, Tang Guihua had already stood up, she was really angry, and her voice was split: "I'm going to kill you!" I'm going to kill you, shameless dead X Nizi! I'll kill you! ”

She rushed up, and was already pulled by Zhou Niangzi and a few women, blocking and blocking, and said one after another, "What's wrong!" ”

"Ouch, where did you get so much pig manure!"

"What a feud! Put pig manure on the doorstep of people! ”

Tang Shiyue cried and said: "I just came out of dinner at Aunt Zhou'er's house, and as soon as I came back, I saw a large pile of pig manure at the door, and then my sister-in-law rushed up to beat me and scolded me for being shame......less."

Tang Guihua was mad, jumped to her feet and scolded: "You shameless little framer!" Rotten goods that will hook up with three or four! A shameless and shameless minstrel who wants a man to be greedy before her hair grows, and she is not afraid that things will kill you......"

The village women who listened to the words were red-faced.

This scolding, really the wife did it, even if it is a daughter-in-law who is married in the village, no one is embarrassed to scold such a thing, let alone a little lady who is not married.

Tang Shiyue didn't pretend this time, she really didn't understand, Tang Guihua spoke very fast, and her country accent was very strong, and the words were extremely villager, and she didn't understand the insights of her two lives together......

Under the light of the torch lantern, the little lady looked dazed and muttered, "Aren't we talking about pig dung?" ”

Several village women were sympathetic and funny, and hurriedly diverted the conversation: "Yes, who is it, how did you get pig manure to the door of people's homes!" ”

Someone said, "Who else?" It's not Tang Guihua who made it herself! ”

Tang Guihua scolded fiercely, and gradually came back to her senses, and said angrily: "She also threw my hairpin into the dung!" ”

Tang Shiyue said: "If you don't run to hit me, how can the hairpin fall?" If you don't pull the pig manure yourself, how can the hairpin fall into the pig dung? ”

Everyone laughed and said, "That's it! You didn't make it yourself! ”

Tang Guihua said angrily: "She deliberately threw it in for me!" She even instigated wild men to kick me!

The wild man prayed: "......"

He took a step forward and said coldly: "I heard the little lady of the Tang family calling for help, and after going out, I saw her fleeing, someone wanted to beat her, and kept saying that she wanted to kill someone, she looked like a wolf and a tiger, and I couldn't see who it was in the dark. ”

Tang Guihua didn't know that the person who kicked her was Qi Jing until this time.

She was so brutal that she put it away, and her crossed hand was also put down, and she was angry, anxious, and ashamed for a while, and she didn't say anything for a long time.

It was only at this time that Grandma Sun and the He family heard the voice, hurried over, and took the lead: "What are you doing!" A whole bunch of people on the big night came together to bully my daughter! ”