God, nerd

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"Nerd, what are you doing?"

The sudden sound shook Yuqing's frightened hand, and the hairpin that was about to be drawn to the wrist was instantly slashed, cutting the flesh and blood, and blood splashed!

"Ahhh Your blood! "When the yellow-robed immortal saw Yuqing's wrist, blood gushed out like a blood waterfall, rushing to the old high! Shocked, he jumped on the spot!

"Ahh My blood! ”

It may be that the pain has not yet reacted, and it was not until he shouted that Yuqing noticed the dense pain on his wrist! and eyes full of bright red blood.

The yellow-robed immortal immediately conjured a piece of white cloth out of thin air, chanted words in his mouth, and then tied the white silk tightly to her wound, and tied a dead knot to rest assured.

Yuqing raised her hand to look left and right, it was obviously a white cloth, obviously there was so much blood, but there was no blood stains on it... The wound doesn't seem to hurt that much... Oh my God, is this immortal art?!

The yellow-robed immortal raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, almost killed a mortal, this sin is great, he doesn't want to be imprisoned in the lotus pond anymore, listening to the recitation of the scriptures. Thinking about that scene, he had to shake a few times.

"Hello, what kind of hairpin are you playing? This thing is so sharp, you are looking for death! You are looking for death and death, why are you trying to get involved with me! Did you know that you almost killed me! ”

The yellow-robed immortal looked at Yuqing's appearance of dying, and he was so angry that he opened his mouth and scolded!

"You... How do immortals curse people? ”

"Immortals can't scold people? You nerd, you've learned how to kidnap morally! ”

“……”

"Angry, your grandfather is not good."

The scolding of the yellow-robed immortal was like thunder, and Yuqing, who was scolding, was at a loss, and a burst of grievances struck, and the tears fell down one by one as if they didn't want money, and their mouths were deflated.

"Huh! I said you, why are you still crying! My Buddha..."

"Don't cry..."

"I've never coaxed anyone... Please, nerd, don't cry......"

The more coaxed, the more she wanted to cry, in this cold palace, every day is not at ease, it is easy to meet a peace of mind, she almost wants to cry out all the grievances of this year, what peace, what palace, what rules, she doesn't want them all!

She cried louder and louder, and the yellow-robed immortal became more and more uneasy, scratching her ears and head.

Finally, he had a flash of inspiration, and he thought of a solution!

"So, what do you want, how about I help you make it happen?"

Yuqing's crying stopped abruptly, and was replaced by bursts of gasps.

Yuqing: "Wish? ”

Yellow-robed immortal: "Yes, whatever you want, as long as you open your mouth." I have only one request, don't cry again! chirping. ”

Yuqing: "But, I'm just a girl..."

The yellow-robed immortal said: "...... How can you be so good? ”

"Poof..."Yuqing finally laughed.

It was the first time she had seen such a down-to-earth fairy, perhaps the legend had made them too orthodox.

Yuqing touched the wound and thought for a long time, what did she want......

……

……

Ah, she thought of it~

Yuqing stretched out her wrist in front of his eyes and said happily: "I want to cultivate immortals!" ”

The yellow-robed immortal stumbled at his feet, and the only thought at the moment was to shoot her to death with a banana!

"Why don't you go to heaven to cultivate immortals! Practically, okay! ”

Yuqing was puzzled: "But there are many examples of mortal cultivators, why can't I?" ”

The yellow-robed immortal took out a banana out of nowhere, glanced at her and ate it to himself: "Mortal cultivation of immortals pays attention to immortal fate, and when you look at it, it is the kind that has the least immortal fate." ”

Yuqing: "How could I meet you without immortal fate?" ”

Hearing this, the yellow-robed immortal was stunned, and the banana in his mouth had not yet had time to swallow, and his mouth was half open and sluggish. He touched his chin and scratched his head.

"Hmm...... It seems to make sense. ”

After eating the banana in three or two times, the yellow-robed immortal threw the banana peel casually, clenched his fist and cleared his throat:

"Ahem... Since you want to cultivate immortals, I can agree, but whether you can succeed in the end depends on yourself. ”

Yuqing: "Okay! ”

The yellow-robed immortal suddenly patted the top of his head, "By the way, I forgot to tell you about the business." ”

Yuqing: "What's wrong?" ”

The yellow-robed immortal suddenly became serious: "Wutai Mountain in the north is the dojo of Manjushri Bodhisattva, but in recent months, there has been a sudden drought and plague, and it is already a purgatory on earth, you can go and see it." ”

Yuqing: "Drought, why don't you let the Dragon King rain it?" ”

The yellow-robed immortal supported his forehead.

"First, the rain is the rain master's job, and second, the blame is that the rain master will go to the rain every few days, but there is not a drop of rain in the world, just like the rain is flying in the air."

Yuqing was speechless: "It can't be some monster, right?" ”

The yellow-robed immortal sneered: "So I'll take you to see, the cultivation of immortals has taken it as their own responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons~ You will often see ghosts and ghosts, demons and monsters~"

Yuqing: "I... I'm not afraid! ”

The yellow-robed immortal didn't scare her, she felt bored, "Okay, get ready, just go!" ”

Yuqing: "Wait, I have one more thing to do." Can I wait for six days? ”

The yellow-robed immortal sighed: "Mortals are grinding and chirping, you hurry up!" ”

With that, the yellow-robed immortal turned around and disappeared into the darkness.

She came, Xuanhe gave her a vigorous ceremony, and when she left, she also had to return him.