060 whose mentally handicapped male protagonist
This is the snail that Liu Hao and Zhang Jiajun came to the net yesterday, and there are too many nets at once.
Last night, the diners ate some, and now there is a basket left.
"Let me help you eat this?"
Su Mo perked up all of a sudden.
He looked at the snail, and although he hadn't eaten it last night, he could think of other delicacies from last night.
"Earlier, I'm good at this! If you can't finish eating, it will go bad, right? Then I'll eat it all by noon today! ”
Su Momo shook his hands, where is this to help do things, it's a great thing.
"You said earlier that you need to be reimbursed for this, and I won't eat this morning's meal, just eat this." Su Mo stared at Tian Luo stupidly.
Although one by one is too small and eaten too slowly, it may not be a belly pad, but if you eat such a basket, you should be able to hold on, right?
"It would be even more perfect if you could serve me at home and help me pick out every snail meat."
Su Mo's dream is really getting more and more beautiful, but I didn't see it, Liu Yingxue had already slashed him with an eye knife for a long time.
"Do you want to be such an idiot? (Eat for nothing)" endured to the extreme, Liu Yingxue's small universe finally broke out, and she gritted her teeth and cursed.
If Liu Yingxue could read that book again, she would definitely strongly ask the author to change the male protagonist quickly.
How can there be such a mentally handicapped male protagonist in the world, he cried like a three-year-old child last night, and now he only thinks about eating for nothing, and what he says is more idiotic than the other!
"Comrade Liu Yingxue, what is your attitude?" Su Mo came back to his senses at this time.
It was only when I suddenly heard Liu Yingxue's sharp words that I saw her contemptuous eyes.
Su Mo slapped the table indignantly, "You said that I would help you deal with these snails!" Who is it to show capriciously now? Don't be so excessive, okay? ”
After the sonorous finish, he slapped the table twice.
"If you smash the table for me, you'll have to pay me!" Liu Yingxue angrily pulled the table to the side.
I want to go to the loudspeaker at the head of the village to broadcast it, whose mentally handicapped male protagonist is this, hurry up and take it away.
"You're mad at me! I slapped my hand badly, why didn't you say that you would pay me your hand? "The mentally handicapped male protagonist is still unreasonable.
"You...... You...... You ......" Liu Yingxue was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood, she was really shameless and invincible in the world.
But Liu Yingxue will not be choked by Su Mo's shamelessness.
She also slapped the table vigorously and provoked Fa Laiye: "Anyway, a small thing can be seen, you are the one who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard." Why are you shooting this sturdy table? Why don't you go out and shoot stones? If you really have the courage to slap your hands badly, I will spend a few hundred dollars to make a pair of the highest grade for you! ”
“…… I'll go to sleep! ”
Su Mo was going to be angry.
Obviously, it was Liu Yingxue who said that she wanted him to help eliminate these snails, but now she came to find him awkward, and it was too contradictory.
It's just impossible to communicate.
Even if she contradicts herself, it would be good if her temper could be better, but she turned out to have this attitude.
Su Mo covered his head with the quilt again and pretended to be dead motionless.
"Can't you go back to your house and sleep? Why do you have to rely on me? "Liu Yingxue, the more she looks at Su Mo, the more unpleasant it becomes.
"I'm going to have lunch here." Su Mo's voice was a little pitiful, "I went back and no one took care of me, now I am an injured person, and it is most suitable for you to recuperate." ”
This is still a wounded......
"My wound hurts, there are still people in this world who are rats and cats, and besides, cats that don't catch mice, only people." Su Mo whispered, "How rare, I met it, am I lucky or ......unlucky?"
His voice accentuated his small grievances.
Liu Yingxue remembered again that the shocking injuries on the back of Su Mo's hand came.
I can't rely on it if I want to.
I can only communicate well.
"It's a great wonder to meet a mentally handicapped male protagonist." Liu Yingxue muttered in a low voice, "That author also has a ...... that is different enough"
Cough lightly......
"That," Liu Yingxue's voice softened, "Comrade Su Mo, it's possible that I didn't make it clear to you just now, I want you to help me pick out all these snails." Then I plan to dry and seal it all in the sun, and wait until winter, and then take it out to make soup or make braised snails and spicy snails, it will be very fresh. OK? ”
Su Mo suddenly realized.
It wasn't for him to give him food.
It's to let him only help with things, and then watch the snail meat jump in front of his eyes, but he is not allowed to eat it......
How cruel is that......
"I don't, I want to eat." Su Mo muttered childishly.
Liu Yingxue laughed angrily, even if she was mentally retarded, she was still so greedy.
"Just finished eating, aren't you afraid of dying?"
"......" Su Mo was choked for a long time and did not come to his senses.
Liu Yingxue felt that the atmosphere was wrong, so she quickly softened her tone and coaxed, "Why don't I make snail soup for you to eat at noon today, and then make braised snails, this will always work, right?" ”
Su Mo still didn't follow that breath.
"That, manly man, don't be so stingy, okay?" Liu Yingxue continued to discuss in a low voice.
After being silent for a long time, Su Mo lifted the quilt and said angrily, "Okay, I'll help you do things." But I decided, and from now on, I will come over for dinner every night. ”
"You open an outpatient clinic in the county seat, ride a bicycle for 40 miles every evening, and rush back 40 miles every morning?" Liu Yingxue was so shocked that her jaw was about to drop.
"So what?"
Isn't it just a forty-mile bicycle, a piece of cake.
"The year before last and last autumn and winter, I rode a bicycle back and forth for 400 miles to catch sea shells and sea cucumbers for you and Xian Xian, and you forgot?" Su Mo's eyes were very hurt, "Forget it, don't underestimate my perseverance, okay?" ”
"......" seems to be the same.
At that time, the original owner liked to eat crabs, and the ones Su Mo caught were all crab roe, which was really delicious.
Liu Yingxue thought about it and was greedy.
"The year before last," Su Mo recalled the past, "Slender is still in your belly...... Time flies so fast, but when I was small, I felt that time was so difficult......"
I can't help but think that Liu Yingxue at that time, no matter how arrogant and unreasonable she was, her distress for Su Mo was revealed from the inside out.
She would be hurt by Su Mo's indifference at the previous moment, so she viciously forced Su Mo to find something very difficult for Su Mo to do, and as a result, Su Mo was so tired that she died, and she cried in distress again after lying down without food or drink for a day.
At that time, she was not as conscienceless as she is now.
But Su Mo fell into a frenzy again.
Why didn't he fall in love with the Liu Yingxue who loved him persistently and felt sorry for him, but he fell in love with the current Liu Yingxue who was really ruthless and didn't know that he felt sorry for him at all?
He must have masochistic tendencies. Definitely. There is no cure.
"Okay, okay," Liu Yingxue was really hard-hearted, feeling Su Mo's sadness that her father's love for Xian Xian was like a bamboo basket fetching water, she was annoyed and waved her hand, "As long as you give me money for every meal, I don't care how far you go!" It's okay with me if you're tired! ”