Chapter 169: The Children's Adventure (4)
Okay, let's not complain about Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei and the two little kids bullying other people's octopus, ah no, they have a name now, and they are called Xiaoba!
Regardless of whether this name is enough to complain, at least the person concerned still accepts the title!
It can be seen that Octopus-kun still prefers the name Hachi to Octopus-kun.
Xiong Ji has not spoken, and has been silently cooperating with Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's nonsense, for such a scene, in fact, he has long been very familiar with it.
Octopus-kun, ah no, Hachi! Xiao Ba is now looking at Wan Tianbao and Wan Tianbei on the shore with blazing eyes, waiting for these two identical little babies to start asking questions.
Alas, Xiaoba, you said it was not good for you to provoke anyone, why did you provoke these two living treasures?
It doesn't matter if you provoke them, as long as your IQ is low enough, it's fine, but who told you to live for so long, and your IQ has evolved like a child?
Alas...... Let's collectively mourn for the Hachi!
After Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei jumped off Xiong Ji's body, the two children glanced at each other, and the thief's laughter became more and more rampant.
Wan Tianbao turned his head to Xiao Ba and said, "Xiao Ba, we can't bully you, can we?" ”
Xiaoba actually understood Wan Tianbao's body movements plus language dubbing, and actually nodded vigorously?
Okay, okay, Wan Ningzhu couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, why? Why can't Hachi understand the words of adults, but he can understand the words of children? Why? My sister knows more than a dozen languages!
Well, that's not the point, who told you not to be children?
Wan Tianbei added: "For the sake of fairness, the two of us will make something on the beach by the lake, whether you make a castle, or paint a picture, a rabbit, or a bird, as long as you draw it first, it will win!" ”
Before Xiaoba could react, Wan Tianbao had already started his verbal bombardment, and said in a serious tone: "Xiaoba, this is your territory, isn't it?" You know that this body of water is better than any other creature, don't you? ”
Xiaoba thought about it and nodded, but does this have anything to do with the competition?
Wan Tianbao continued to say, "The animals on the island on this lake are also very familiar with you, aren't they? We're all foreigners, we're all strangers to each other, aren't we? ”
Xiao Ba thought about it and nodded again, this is not wrong? I have lived here for thousands of years, and I must be more familiar than them! But does this have anything to do with the competition?
Wan Tianbao continued: "Therefore, you occupy the right time, place, and three priority conditions, don't you? Look at you, you are the landlord here, you are more clear than anyone else, you are swaying here every day, the sand here is familiar with the same as the tentacles on your own body, isn't it? You also have a good relationship with the people on the island, and you know more about them, don't you? ”
Xiao Hachi thought about it seriously again, and nodded seriously, but does this still have anything to do with the competition? Why do you keep talking so much nonsense?
Well, Wan Tianbao finally said his purpose with a smile: "Given that you occupy so many priorities, the content of the competition is naturally decided by us, right?" After our unanimous consultation, we decided to draw birds on the beach! Whoever draws the bird first wins! Well, don't justify, let alone be modest! I know you want to say that drawing birds is too easy for you, but we have always been so kind and innocent, and we would rather suffer than take advantage of others. So that's it! You're welcome! It wouldn't be too good to be polite! ”
I...... Let's go!
If Xiao Hachi's classmates really know how to speak, it is estimated that they will pass out with a dry mouth!
Whose fallacy is this?"
And Wan Tianbei next to him had already squatted on the ground, picked up a branch, and was ready to paint on the beach.
Wait, wait!
You say painting on the beach? Do you have a big octopus painted? Are you sure you're okay?
Absolutely!
Wan Tianbao looked at Xiao Ba with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, if you are still timid and dare not face the battle under the premise of occupying so many favorable times, places and people, then I can only deeply despise you!
Hey, Xiaoba, why do you think you have an IQ? Why do you have to understand Wan Tianbao's eyes and expressions? It's not okay to go to war this time, right?
But wait a little longer, how do you ask a big octopus to draw a bird on the beach?
Ah, that's not our business! This is in the hands of the legendary and most mysterious agency ever, and that is the relevant department!
Young Master Ben is not a relevant department, so naturally he doesn't care about such a thing!
Wan Tianbao smiled and handed over a thick branch to Xiao Ba, of course, it was too small, Xiao Ba really couldn't hold it!
Wan Tianbao smiled and handed the branch to one of Xiao Ba's thick and big tentacles, smiled and reached out to pat Xiao Ba's tentacles, and said with a smile: "Xiao Hachi, come on!" I'm so optimistic about you! Be sure to work hard to draw! No matter how ugly the painting is, you must draw birds, not ducklings or anything else! ”
I'll go!
Not to mention the birds, it's good to be able to draw them horizontally and vertically!
Wan Tianbei over there had already taken the branches and waited for Xiong Ji's order to start writing!
Xiao Ba scratched his ears and cheeks to look at Wan Tianbei, and after hearing Xiong Ji's order, he watched Wan Tianbei's good baby draw birds on the beach with a branch. Huh? Why is his tentacles so flexible? Why can't I draw it clumsily?
Little Eight waved a huge branch, paddling on the beach on the side, and from time to time looked back at the careful and meticulous painting of the baby Wantianbei.
Oh yes, this little bird's drawing really looks like a bird! Why can't your tentacles be so flexible?
Looking at Xiao Ba's depressed expression and scratching his ears and cheeks, Wan Tianbao's expression was as happy as he wanted.
Xiong Ji, who was the referee, couldn't bear to look at Xiao Ba with an anxious face, scratching his ears and cheeks, waving huge branches on the beach, while Wan Tianbao next to him was still talking cool words: "Oh, Xiaoba, how can you live up to my expectations of you?" Don't you know how brave and capable you are in my heart? Hachi, this can't be done! If you continue like this, you will be decadent, and you will completely become a waste of the eight! You said that you have lived so old that you can't even draw a bird, what face do you have to stand side by side with me? ”
Forehead...... That's a good thing to say, but what does it always feel like is wrong?
Wan Tianbao patted Xiao Ba's other super depressed tentacles seriously, and his tone was as solemn as he was solemn, as sorry as he was: "Xiao Ba, although it is very unfair to you to let you admit defeat now, there is no fairness in the world!" ”
Baby, you finally know that it's unfair to people?
But Wan Tianbao's next sentence almost moved Xiaoba and made him so sad that he cried bitterly!
Wan Tianbao said with a serious face: "Little eight! Look at you, occupy the right time and place, you are the landed household here, the terrain is more familiar than us, in fact, this kind of competition is bullying us children in disguise! But we children decided not to blame the past, for the sake of us all knowing each other so well, even if it was unfair to us, we all admit it! ”
I'm going to go!
Tianbao good baby, your ability to reverse black and white is really inherited from your mother! It's just that you're better than the blue!
Wait a minute, who knows you well? Didn't you scold people for an hour just now?
Why did you become very familiar after only two games?
was counted down by Wan Tianbao like this, don't mention the shame on Xiao Ba's face, so he almost hugged his head and cried, crying bitterly!
After a while, Wan Tianbei had completed his masterpiece, and a small bird appeared vividly on the beach. On the other hand, the beach on the side of the junior eight students has nothing but a messy and meaningless bunch of lines!
Wan Tianbao said to Xiao Ba seriously: "Xiao Ba! Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, don't be discouraged! As long as you work hard, you will definitely be able to draw birds in the future! ”
I'm going to go! How long are you going to draw an octopus and a bird?
Xiao Ba threw away the branches in a dejected manner, and Wan Tianbao said to Xiao Ba with a regretful face: "Both Shengyu and He Shengliang!" Hachi, in fact, you have worked very hard, but why do we have brothers in the world? So, even though you lose, you are still glorious! ”
Forehead...... Is this a compliment in disguise?
Wan Tianbao's voice changed, and he said solemnly: "We are all masters, we are all leading people to talk!" We played three games. You won the first game, we won the second and third games, Xiaoba, you say, in this game, do you admit defeat or not? ”
Hey, hey, they've all raised people to this height, what else can people say?
Xiaoba thought about it, I am an existence that has lived for thousands of years, and I am willing to lose the bet! Since you lost the bet, just fulfill the bet!
In fact, Wan Tianbao Wan Tianbei's heart has been beating the drum, what if this big octopus goes back on his word? If you regret it, aren't you blind?
At this time, Wan Tianbei, who had been talking very little, threw out a bombshell and said faintly: "Xiaoba, we will play with you in the future, and we will play games with you and teach you to draw birds!" ”
When he finished the last sentence, a bright look suddenly appeared on the face of Xiao Hachi, and he nodded almost busily in agreement!
I'm going to go!
The dignified thousand-year-old octopus was really subdued by two little kids, and he was elated!
Xiong Ji stood aside, silent.
Well, he has long been used to such an abnormal ending.