213 Mad Woman
On this day, the soldiers guarding the gate of the Three Kings' Mansion stood guard as usual. Who would have thought that suddenly a woman with a green veil came to them angrily, looking at the posture, as if she had a grudge against their palace. If you look closely, there are six men behind you, and they are also anxious to come to them, it seems that they are going to make some moves!
In fact, behind them, there was also a noodle stall Xiaoer with a white rag on his shoulder, but it had obviously been automatically filtered out.
With their experience in guarding the gate for so many years, this group of people is definitely a person with bad intentions and bad intentions, and they come to the door to send them to death. However, they still can't estimate how much combat strength this group of people can have, and if they can't defeat others, won't they die in vain? Unexpectedly, in these years, he escaped the conscription, but he couldn't escape the catastrophe that fell from the sky.
The four soldiers guarding the door, you look at me, I look at you, and they gain courage from each other's eyes. So, before Gu Yanran rushed up the steps of the Three Princes' Mansion, she decisively rushed over to stop her.
"Eh, eh...... What for? What for? Stop. In his tone, it was difficult to hide all kinds of panic, afraid that he would encounter that kind of martial arts and was not afraid of death. At first glance, the woman in front of me looked like a deathless one.
Gu Yanran had just been stopped, and the soldiers in the palace heard the movement and unceremoniously came out of a platoon from inside. Gu Yanran grabbed the spear that the soldiers used to stop her and looked in, she was dumbfounded, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly. I thought, can you exaggerate a little more? How does she drop if she is a terrorist?
"Sixth sister." …… Seeing that Gu Yanran was stopped by the soldiers guarding the door, Yang Wentao was nervous in their hearts, afraid that she would be arrested. You know, there are too many people who have been caught like this and ended up unjustly dying.
Before the "big brother ,......" was arrested, Gu Yanran immediately retreated and hid behind Yang Wentao and them. blamed myself for not being sober just now, confused for a while, and it seemed that I had done something stupid.
Now, the soldiers' momentum has obviously increased, are the people in their Three Kings' Mansion vegetarians? Just a few of them, they also want to break in? See? As soon as they came out, it was a platoon. "What the hell are you here for? Do you want to plot against the Three Kings? The spear in his hand was obviously aimed at Gu Yanran and his party, and as long as there was the slightest sign of resistance, they would stab down without saying a word.
"Officials, don't get me wrong, our sister has a problem with her brain. No, it's only been so long, and if you don't pay attention to it, you have another seizure, so don't we hurry over and stop it? Simon reacted quickly, and immediately said that Gu Yanran was a patient with brain problems, and he could not only perfunctory this matter, but also avenge the kick just now.
Gu Yanran doesn't care if Ximen retaliates against her now, the battle that suddenly appeared in front of her made her scared. So, he was very cooperative and made a move that is not normal people can have. One stumbled, leaned over and lay on Simon's body, and then as soon as these words came out, everyone present sprayed. - "Mom, I'm going to eat grandma." ”
Everyone looked at Gu Yanran fixedly, not knowing how she said such a thing, and Simon himself was now even more red from his neck to the back of his ears. He lay on him with an embarrassed and disgusted expression, his expression was slightly intoxicated, and Gu Yanran, whose eyes were slightly high-quality, pushed out. But in order not to show his feet, he had to pretend to be calm and said with a smile, "Sixth sister, I'm not my mother, my mother is at home!" Hungry, right? If we want to feed, we go home and eat. ”
As soon as Ximen finished speaking, he pulled Gu Yanran and was about to leave. Yang Wentao and the others also had a tacit understanding, and smiled awkwardly at several officials, "Official, you adults don't care about small mistakes, don't be like my sister, this is a little meaning of our filial piety to the official, you must take it." This kind of battle has come out, and Yang Wentao estimates that if they don't make some money, they will definitely not be able to get by.
The soldier guarding the door just reached out to take the silver ticket handed over by Yang Wentao. Unbeknownst to him, a very discordant voice suddenly came out from behind. "Guest officer, you haven't paid for the seven bowls of Yangchun noodles you just ate!"
As soon as these words came out, the soldier who collected the cash ticket immediately put the silver ticket in his pocket, and then the spear was aimed at Gu Yanran and them again, and the action was called a god speed. "Stop, how do I think this girl doesn't look like a person with a brain problem? Don't think you'll be able to buy us off with money. I will arrest you now, who are you and whether you have bad intentions, you will only know after the trial. ”
Gu Yanran was annoyed and angry, and scolded in her heart, "You are the one who has a brain problem, your whole family has a brain problem." Then he drifted his sharp eyes to the ignorant Xiao Er, this friend shouldn't be here to smash the field, right? Isn't it just seven bowls of Yangchun noodles? Do they look like people who will eat overlord meals? She has 700,000 in her pocket! 700,000 ah, dear.
If these 700,000 can be exchanged for strings of copper plates now, Gu Yanran really wants to use them to smash Xiao Er to death.
Receiving all kinds of resentful eyes from Gu Yanran and them, Xiao Er broke out a trace of cold sweat from the bottom of his heart. However, he is a strong junior, a junior with a work ethic, and a junior with professional qualities,...... is a little second who has to collect all the money for the boss no matter what the situation.
Seeing Xiao Er's firm eyes, Gu Yanran immediately returned to normal, walked over, took out four taels of silver from his pocket and put them in Xiao Er's hand. Then, Xiao Er also carefully retrieved ten copper plates for Gu Yanran. Then, I watched him 'snap' back to the noodle stall.
Okay now, everyone knows very well whether Gu Yanran is an idiot or not! "You are really not good people, come quickly, and arrest them all for me." As soon as the soldiers below shouted, the soldiers above immediately swarmed over, surrounding Gu Yanran and his party.
Just admired Xiao Er's professionalism, Gu Yanran realized that she was exposed. It's broken, and it's causing trouble again. What is it now? Do you want to force her to make a ruthless move again? "Ahh......h I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore,...... Child, your father doesn't want you anymore, so you can die with your mother! Go to hell! Go to hell!! "It's called auto-echo, and the purpose is to make yourself look a little more bleak.
The sudden appearance of this scene confused everyone present. I'm going to be arrested, what kind of drama are you still doing here?
At this time, Gu Yanran's crying was heard on the street, and a group of passers-by who didn't dare to provoke the palace slowly surrounded them out of curiosity. Now that there were onlookers, Gu Yanran began to act again, and she also consciously raised her voice by several decibels. "Son, son, son, son, son......" just this sentence, over and over again, the louder you shout, the more desolate you become.
"Hey, what are you doing here? Hurry up. What shouting, where do you think this is? How can you be so presumptuous? Although the soldiers still don't know what Gu Yanran is trying to make trouble, it will definitely be detrimental to them if it goes on like this.
As soon as Gu Yanran heard the soldier scolding first, she decisively got up from the ground and put her hands on her waist. "What's wrong? What's wrong? Where is this? This is the Main Street! What law are we breaking now? You're going to arrest us, huh? Do you say we want to rebel or what,... But you told me, how did you see us with weapons? Who's TM doing it right now? You say I'm pregnant, what can I do? You're still trying to arrest me? I tell you, don't force me, if you dare to move now, I will be a corpse and two lives, you move! You move! Gu Yanran straightened her stomach and pressed towards the soldier who spoke just now.
Did this woman get a little more spicy? This woman is even more shrewd than a shrew, this movement is one corpse and two lives, who dares to move?
"I ,... I tell you, this is the palace of the three kings, and you have to be sloppy. Don't think you can threaten us with your life, if you don't know how to be funny, don't blame us for not being merciful.
"Sixth sister ,..." Yang Wentao blocked Gu Yanran behind, "There are so many officials, my sister really has a problem with her brain, she is sick sometimes good and sometimes bad, we can't control it, please don't wronged good people!" ”
"You guys?" The soldier who was originally stunned by Gu Yanran's momentum was stunned for a while, but when Yang Wentao whispered this, his arrogance immediately rose again. "I said that you all have bad intentions, don't talk nonsense, and go back with us. Also, this woman, in broad daylight, actually wears a veil, and in my opinion, she is a shrew with bad intentions. ”
"What? What? You say it again, you tell me again? Do you believe that I slapped you in the face on your mother's behalf? Gu Yanran pointed at the soldier who spoke and scolded indiscriminately. After scolding, he put his hand on his stomach and touched it gently, "Son, son, don't be afraid, these bad people have been driven away by your mother, with your mother here, they won't hurt you." In a blink of an eye, he immediately showed a crazy appearance.
Is this a person with a brain problem? They are now more and more unable to see clearly, saying that she is not crazy, and that she feels crazy; Say she's crazy, and I feel like she's normal, is this really crazy or fake crazy? These soldiers who surrounded them were completely messy, and if they had taken a madman back to the palace, wouldn't it be a big deal? But if you don't catch it, where will the face of their three princes' mansions go?
"Official, you are angry, you must be angry. Our sister really has a problem with her brain, if you don't let us go, I'm really afraid that something will happen to her. Dapeng shook his head helplessly, pretending to be something.
The crowd of onlookers probably understood what was going on with them at this time, could it be that the soldiers of the palace were bullying a crazy woman?
The mad woman also said that she had a child in her belly, and they didn't know whether it was true or not, because they couldn't tell it just by looking at her belly.
Do you think it's true or not?