Xiang Tianming has been angry lately. The reason is simple, his iron buddy has become addicted to the game and has released himself several times.

The name Xiang Tianming is often heard by unfamiliar people as an atmospheric name such as "Xiang Tianming" or "Xiang Tianming", and the pronunciation is very masculine. Xiang Tianming also lived up to expectations, he was a child king since he was a child, and when he was a child, he often waved a branch to drive a group of boys from the neighbor's house like a flock of ducks. To put it mildly, in the ten streets and eight courtyards near her home, it can be called a high-level existence.

After studying in the future, Xiang Tianming's grades are not bad, and she is in the top three in her class in every exam - one of them is a very strong competitor, which is her current best friend, Di Renjie.

The fate of the two began when they were young. As I said before, Xiang Tianming can be called a leader, the reason is because she has a strong competitor, one of the few people who can fight with her, Di Renjie across the street. Both of their parents are friends, and the two grew up together since childhood, but I don't know if they didn't have a harmonious aura when they were young, and they fought when they met. When I was in elementary school, because my parents were employees of an enterprise unit, they were both in a staff primary school run by an enterprise company, and they were coincidentally divided into the same class. Because the two of them have prestige among the children around them, they can manage the bear children in the class, reduce a lot of burden on the teacher, and their grades are also good, so they let the two become the class president and study committee member in the class. However, neither of them wanted to be the other's subordinates, so the teacher came up with an idea: whoever could do better in the midterm and final exams would be the class president for half a semester. This idea naturally made the two families applaud, but since then it has also started the history of the two competing for hegemony. I haven't stopped graduating from high school until now.

When they were young, the two of them compared their results, compared the rankings of various competitions, and compared with various examination grades, they were simply the template for the legendary children next door, oppressing the childhood of other children, making other children angry when they looked at them, but they couldn't beat them - a national junior women's champion in hand-to-hand combat, a junior champion in swordsmanship and fighting, they can beat any one of them, and they are looking for teeth all over the ground. Because of this, the other children began to distance themselves from the two, neither for recess activities nor for after-school plays. As a result, the two of them became both competitors and close friends.

Because of the name Xiang Tianming, since junior high school, whether it is a Chinese teacher or a history teacher, they have a smile in their mouths when they call it, and they are still a little confused at that time. It wasn't until later that she learned a word "牝鸡司遾運" in Chinese class that she knew the reason.

Xiang Tianming reads it as "singing to the sky", isn't this a big rooster! But Xiang Tianming is a girl, and she becomes a hen crowing, isn't this what is "Ji Si Chen"? And this idiom is about the female emperor Wu Zetian, and it just so happens that Xiang Tianming's grades are also at the ruling level, and every exam after junior high school is the first and second in the age, and the competitor is Di Renjie - Wu Zetian's prime minister is called Di Renjie. Since then, Xiang Tianming has had the nickname "Empress", and even with Di Renjie, he has become "Prime Minister".

Of course, under normal circumstances, the two would go together to learn martial arts and swordsmanship after dinner in the evening, after all, their classrooms were next to each other. But recently, I don't know if Di Renjie took the wrong medicine, not only did he not study, but he asked his family to withdraw from the swordsmanship class. I went to ask him myself, and he said that he inadvertently got an internal beta account for a game, and in the internal test of the game, he didn't say anything about the game, and he didn't even say a name, and said that it was because the game was too unbelievable. Isn't that more curious?

It's decided, I'm going to go to that guy's house today and see what he's doing. Xiang Tianming made up her mind, and chatted with her high school female classmates with a perfunctory face at the same time.

After dinner in the evening, I said hello to my parents: "I'll go to Uncle Di's house to have a look." Then he went out in the eyes of his parents who didn't know what to say. Although the parents on both sides thought that they were in love with that guy, even if they knew each other, they understood it, and that guy also understood that the relationship between the two really just regarded each other as best friends and buddies, whether others believed it or not, this is really true.

When he arrived at the door of Di Renjie's house, Xiang Tianming rang the doorbell casually. After a while, I heard footsteps, and Di Renjie's mother came over and opened the door. "Oh, it's Tianming, I haven't been here for a long time. "Hello Aunt Li. Say hello to Tianming first, then skillfully enter the door and change into special slippers. Aunt Li closed the door: "You have to talk about my family Jie, who has locked himself in his room every day for the past few days to play games, and he doesn't even go when others tell him to go out, I really don't know what he's doing." Every time I go in and call him, I hate me, I really grow up, and I don't obey. You go find him first, just in the room, I'll bring in some snacks and fruits later. "Don't bother, Aunt Li. Xiang Tianming waved his hand and said, "I'm just here to see what that guy is doing, it's mysterious." The two chatted a few more words, and Aunt Li turned around and went to the kitchen to wash the fruit: "Then I won't say anything, anyway, you are familiar here, and if you see anything you want to eat, you can do it yourself, just be your own home." ”

Here it is again, Xiang Tianming is a little helpless. Every time I come here, Aunt Li's enthusiasm is really enthusiastic, but that kind of look makes me unbearable. I guess that guy can't stand this kind of look from his parents, and he hasn't come to the house to play for a while.

Shaking her head slightly, Xiang Tianming walked to the door of Di Renjie's room and knocked on the door first: "Di scum, open the door quickly!" Aunt Li heard Xiang Tianming's salutation, not only was she not angry, but the smile on her face became a little thicker.

"Come on, what are you talking about, a man!" After a while, I heard a voice from the room, and stretched out his hand to Tianming and kept slamming on the door, making a "bang bang bang" sound. "Stop, you man's wife, your hand doesn't hurt, I feel sorry for my door!" he said, and the sound of the door opening was heard.

Xiang Tianming naturally heard the sound of the door opening inside, but the movements of his hands did not stop. Not only did he not stop, but he squeezed the hand that slapped the door into a fist, and hammered it into Di Renjie's chest one by one according to the rhythm of his knocking on the door.

As soon as Di Renjie opened the door, without the slightest defense, he was punched several times in the chest by Xiang Tianming, and what he just wanted to say was directly hammered back and choked himself coughing again and again.

Finally straightened out his anger, Di Renjie looked over with an unkind face: "I said what kind of madness is your man's wife? Go, go, go to the doctor when you are sick, don't look for me." ”

Xiang Tianming ignored Di Renjie, but squeezed Di Renjie aside and swaggered into Di Renjie's room, looking east and west, as if he was looking for something.

"Hey, what's crazy about your man's wife?" Di Renjie walked in, didn't stop her, sat on the bed casually, and touched his chest: "With such great strength, I want to kill someone." ”

"No......" Xiang Tianming rummaged through Di Renjie's bookcase and found something. Then he turned his head to look at the bed where Di Renjie was sitting, walked over and lifted the quilt on the bed: "Are you hiding in the bed?"

"What's it?" Di Renjie looked confused. "Those things you boys don't see. Xiang Tianming said: "Look at you, your face is sallow, your legs are weak, your qi is insufficient, and you are deficient in your kidneys." If you don't go out these days, you won't be getting those things. Said with a look of disgust.