Gu's father pulled his daughter-in-law out of Gu Yiran's room, and when they closed the door, Gu Yiran looked at his phone, and as soon as he opened it, Gu's mother slammed the door and ran in, taking three steps and doing two steps behind Gu Yiran, "I'll take a look, I'll see, what's your girlfriend sending?" ”

"Whew!" Gu Yiran hugged his head and sighed: "Mom, are you okay?" Do you understand the right to privacy? ”

"You can sue me, but can you show me the information before you sue?" Gu's mother begged.

"No way!" Gu Yiran refused.

Gu's mother suddenly pointed at her son and smiled, "You didn't refute it just now, it means that you really have a girlfriend, what's her name?" How old are you? Does she like you? ”

"I don't, don't guess." Gu Yiran flatly denied it.

"Cut! If you don't say it, you don't say it. When you have a girlfriend, tell your mother, and your mother will teach you a few tricks to fall in love! Mom is out, you have a good chat! Ms. Gu, who was sure that her son had a girlfriend, pretended to leave Gu Yiran's room calmly, and then hurried to her husband and made a victory gesture.

The two were whispering in the living room, but Gu Yiran in the room kept looking at the phone in a daze, five minutes had passed since the last favorite reply, and four minutes had passed since the message she sent, why hadn't she replied yet? ?

Gu Yiran: Like it? Are you asleep?

………

Gu Yiran: Good night!

The next morning, after Gu Yiran got up, he was called to the study by his mother.

"Son, come and help me look at this problem, how do you calculate it in math?"

Gu Yiran looked at his mother suspiciously, "Mom, are you two still university teachers?" Can't do the questions yourself? ”

Gu's mother was confident: "This is high school math, and I don't teach math, how can I do it?" Hurry up! Don't talk nonsense! ”

Gu Yiran had no choice but to agree, and in a place where he couldn't see, Gu's mother glanced at her husband, and then Mr. Gu quietly went into his son's room.

It's just that when he opened his son's mobile phone overjoyed, only to see that QQ needed to log in again, the whole person was stunned.

"Who is this dead child?!"

After Gu Yiran lectured on the topic to his mother, he did not hesitate to expose her: "Mom, you two are playing well, but do you think my dad can find anything?" ”

“……”

Seeing that the plan was revealed, Gu's mother angrily kicked her son out, and wailed, "I knew that I would beat you stupid when I was born."

At about eleven o'clock in the evening, Joy had fallen asleep, and she liked to hold her mobile phone and chat happily with Lin Ying, and from time to time she made a creepy laugh of "quack".

"School Uniform Times" group:

Xiaoying: I like it, your wave of operations can be described as bullish! Aren't you afraid that aunt will really ask the police?

Listening to the dog fighting battle and the follow-up development, Lin Ying couldn't laugh well, and she could imagine her looking up and laughing through the phone screen.

Xiao Man: That's right, I feel thrilling when you hear you, the dogs in the countryside are all raised by the family, and they are not like most of the docile pet dogs in the city, the green face and fangs, it is as if the meat is torn off when bitten.

Like: I'm scared when I think about it now, when the dog bit my sister, I can't imagine what would happen if I really bitten it!

Cheng Gradually: I guess you'll cook that dog and pull it into!