Chapter 66: Eat Melons! Eat melons!
"Hahaha, look at Niu Laoliu's turtle grandson, I originally came to see him carrying a pig and bringing an old matchmaker, who was going to come to the door to propose marriage, but I didn't expect people to even let him in. Hahaha~"
A melon-eating crowd was very excited when he saw Niu Lao Liu eating deflated, and said with a happy smile.
"Yes, isn't it? This old turtle grandson, the old cow still wants to eat tender grass, and he doesn't pee to take care of himself, and the toad wants to eat swan meat, which is really beyond his strength. ”
From the discussion of this group of melon-eating people, it can be seen how Niu Lao Liu treats people in ordinary times, so as to have such a superb popularity.
"Well, this Niu Lao Liu is too, he hasn't even touched the little daughter-in-law's hand yet, so he thinks about how to put people on the kang, it's really not ashamed!"
A middle-aged woman wearing a flower cotton jacket spread her legs apart, and her hands were inserted between her hips and she talked eloquently to the melon-eating crowd.
Of course, Niu Lao heard this group of people talking about himself, but now he can only bite the bullet, although he is afraid that his reputation will stink, but he still wants to marry a little daughter-in-law in his heart.
However, Niu Lao Liu still underestimated the strength of our melon-eating masses, the powerful faction, really eat melons!
Professionally eating melons for 30 years, eating melons, we are professional.
Niu Lao Liu really wants to say, you eat melons and eat such a dick, do your family know?
"Hey, Lao Wang, don't go to Lao Niu's house next door, come and see the play, it's Niu Lao Liu, yes, yes, it's the butcher who sells meat, the turtle grandson Niu Lao Liu, his second uncle, this turtle grandson finally has something going on, this time there is a drama to watch, go quickly! He's in front of Mao's house right now. ”
"Lao Liu, Lao Liu, hurry up and come to see the play! There is a good show to watch, it is about the little daughter-in-law of the Mao family, yes, yes, it is the one who walks with a twisted buttocks, the long white and clean, and the one who is smart. ”
"Zhang San, Zhang San, it's almost time to get up, something big has happened, I heard that the butcher Niu Lao Liu went to the door to propose to the little daughter-in-law of the Mao family."
A young man with triangular eyes hurriedly ran to a room, pushed the long-haired young man who was sleeping with his head covered on the bed, and said loudly.
"What? Niu Lao Liu? That old turtle grandson, he also bullied me, and he gave one or two dollars less last time he went to buy meat, and he didn't admit it. ”
The long-haired young man said as he looked at the triangular-eyed young man with sleepy eyes after hearing the voice.
"Mmmm, it's that turtle grandson, this time he seems to have been turned away from the door, you hurry up, let's go watch a good show, there will be no place to eat melons after a while."
The triangular-eyed youth said to the long-haired youth.
“… Don't go! There's a hanging hair to see, it's better to sleep, really, it's hard to have a good dream, and you're disturbed. ”
The long-haired young man doesn't seem to care about Niu Lao Liu's ugliness, which shows that not everyone has a gossip mentality.
After the long-haired youth finished speaking to the triangular-eyed youth, he didn't care about the triangular-eyed youth's expression and language, and fell asleep on his own, and within a few seconds, the sound of snoring sounded.
I don't know what this long-haired young man has done, he is so tired?
The young man with triangular eyes was not interested in watching the excitement when he saw the long-haired young man, and he felt a little bored by himself, and the long-haired young man was the only one who had a good relationship with him.
So the young man with triangular eyes yelled loudly at the long-haired young man who was sleeping: "Sleep, you are paralyzed, get up!" ”
"Sleep you paralyzed! Get up and hi! ”
"Sleep you paralyzed! Get up and hi! ”
"Sleep you paralyzed! Get up and hi! ”
Say the important thing three times.
After the young man with triangular eyes finished roaring, the long-haired young man felt like a thunderbolt from the sky, suddenly woke up from his dream, and then looked at the young man with triangular eyes with an angry face.
The young man with triangular eyes also realized that something was wrong, and immediately turned around and prepared to open his legs.
Although the young man with triangular eyes had a good relationship with the long-haired young man, and they were basically siblings, the long-haired young man couldn't help but be angry at this time.
The angry thing is that he was sleeping and was suddenly disturbed, and then woke up violently, feeling very unhappy, so he was very angry.
………… This kind of thing is repeated in many places, sleep you are paralyzed, get up hi!
"Hey~ Have you heard?" A man asked a man in black beside him.
"What did you hear?" The man asked curiously.
"Don't tell me, you don't even know the latest story of Niu Lao Liu and the little daughter-in-law of the Mao family, then you are too inferior"
The man said to the man in black.
"Don't say it, junior brother, I don't listen to things outside the window, and I only read the books of sages."
I have been studying the Four Books and Five Classics and various cultural classics at home for a long time, and I don't go out often, so the news is a little ill-informed, is there anything interesting to do in the latest?
I also hope that the eldest brother can tell one or two, and the younger brother is very grateful, and he stays away when he is leaving, not knowing what to say.
"Well, in fact, it's not a big deal, it's the butcher who sells meat, Niu Lao Liu, he's a ruffian or something, he didn't have much to do today, he carried an old sow and an old matchmaker, and came to Mao's house."
Uh-huh, the man nodded, thinking to himself that this is nothing like that?
But people don't seem to know that Niu Lao Liu is going to come to the door to propose, and they don't even open the door for Niu Lao Liu, even if the matchmaker uses her three-inch tongue to make a big move, the little lady of the Mao family didn't take care of Niu Lao Liu.
"And I heard that Niu Lao Liu has been at the door of Mao Qingfeng's house since he was rejected."
The man clearly knew what to say and what not to say.
"Oh, that's the way it is? Don't say it, it still sounds interesting, but what's going on now? ”
When the man in black heard this, he immediately became interested, and then asked.
"Now? It's hard to say, how? Brother, are you interested? Why don't we go and have a look! ”
When the man in black heard that the man was interested, he immediately talked more.
"Uh-huh, if not bothering."
"Hehe, it's easy to say, don't be troublesome." The man in black stepped forward and put his arms around the man's neck and whispered in his ear.
So the two of them hooked up and went to the people who ate melons when they made an appointment.
A good friend, go for a lifetime.
These two unknowingly embarked on the road of no return for their friends... →_→
It is said that Niu Lao Liu at this time was extremely embarrassed, but he was helpless, he could only eat Huanglian dumbly - he couldn't say anything when he cried.
When Niu Lao Liu was thinking about what to do, he couldn't rely on the matchmaker he hired at his expense.
Just then, there was a commotion from the crowd in the distance.
"Look, is that Wang Haoran?"
Someone in the crowd questioned that Wang Haoran was a good brother of Mao Qingfeng's father, and when Mao Qingfeng's father was still at home, he often came to Mao Qingfeng's house to visit the door, and it was also very good to Mao Qingfeng and the Bai family.
And when Mao Qingfeng's father insisted on going out to work, Wang Haoran didn't go with him, because Wang Haoran swore that I wouldn't work in this life!
Woohoo, I just don't work in this life!
Don't work part-time! The money I earn from my part-time job is not enough to eat, so I just don't work anyway!