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"My eldest apprentice is too hypocritical, Lao Tzu could have been the master of two monkeys, but he had to let one monkey go. Tang Seng held his chin and said unhappily.

"......" Gu Qianyu.

Tang Seng is talking about six-eared macaques.

Hehe, is that what she let go?

It's the six-eared macaque that can't stand Tang Seng's fiery temper of beating without saying a word, and he left with his own baggage, okay?

"I don't know what happened to that monkey?" Tang Seng was thirty-nine degrees bright and sad, "Take the road of the Western Scripture, beat him the most comfortable." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

I want to think of six-eared macaques because six-eared macaques are the most durable, and Tang Seng is simply a person.

"You can beat the white dragon horse to get angry." Gu Qianyu opened his mouth expressionlessly.

In the entire scripture learning team, except for Tang Seng, it was the white dragon horse that made Gu Qianyu's egg hurt the most.

"I don't want to see that little white face." Tang Seng looked disgusted, "I can't stand to fight, I hugged Lao Tzu's thighs and cried, and my snot made Lao Tzu all over." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

The white dragon horse is indeed quite white, and the character is indescribably cheap.

Tang Seng jumped down from Gu Qianyu's bed with his Zen staff, "Let's go, go with Lao Tzu to sweep the canned fish, I don't want these annoying things." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

Gu Qianyu took all his savings and took Tang Seng to the supermarket to sweep.

Fortunately, except for Gu Qianyu, no one else could see Tang Seng, otherwise his dress would definitely cause restlessness.

After feeding Uncle Tang's internal organs, Gu Qianyu proposed to let him kick Zhang Xiaole out of the red envelope group.

Tang Seng was full and drunk, lazily basking in the sun, and he said casually, "I don't have this permission, the administrator seems to be the stupid X of the Jade Emperor." ”

Burst......

Hearing Tang Seng scolding the Jade Emperor's stupid X, Gu Qianyu was not surprised, she was very shocked to hear the three words administrator from Tang Seng's mouth.

Tang Seng even knows what the administrator is?

"How long has it been since you learned the scriptures?" Gu Qianyu asked Tang Seng with a confused expression.

Tang Seng said drowsily, "Who remembers this kind of, how can it take more than a thousand years." ”

Gu Qianyu was shocked by this time difference.

She felt that it had been a year since she was separated from Tang Seng, but she didn't expect that the time difference between the planes was so big, and more than a thousand years had passed in Tang Seng's world.

"Then ......" Gu Qianyu just wanted to say something, and Tang Seng gave Gu Qianyu a burst.

"If you make Lao Tzu sleep again, Lao Tzu will roast you into dried fish and dry flowers and fruit mountains." Tang Seng looked impatient.

"......" Gu Qianyu.

After speaking, Tang Seng turned over, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When Gu Qianyu's egg was in pain, Tang Seng was very familiar with his legs and tilted Gu Qianyu's body.

"......" Gu Qianyu.

Damn, Tang Seng likes to put his legs on his body when he sleeps, and after a thousand years, he has changed.

This guy has been a rude rascal for a thousand years, and he has been blowing up the sky.

When Tang Seng fell asleep completely, Gu Qianyu pushed his legs away.

Gu Qianyu just pushed Tang Seng's legs away, and Tang Seng opened his mouth sleepily, "Little empty man, hammer the legs for the teacher, and be tired for the teacher." ”

Gu Qianyu: ("「)

Now she is a little skeptical that Tang Seng has discovered her true identity, otherwise Ganmao will call her a little empty child?

"Xiao Kongzi will roast some fish for the teacher for a while, take paralysis, and take the scriptures, this work is really not done by people, the Buddha is stupid X." Tang Seng muttered, rolled over and fell asleep again.

"......" Gu Qianyu.

This guy ...... What about dreaming?

It's been a thousand years since I took the scriptures, and I can still dream of things a thousand years ago, it's really enough.