Chapter 403: Pig Car
Just last night, the truck also pulled a pig back from the countryside, the factory now has many workers, to eat half a pig a day, in order to save money, the factory chef did not go to the vegetable market to buy, but directly to the village to pull the pigs raised by the farmers.
After pulling the pig back last night, the driver was lazy, thinking about cleaning up the manure on the car this morning, but he didn't expect to use the car this morning, saying that he was going to Yangcheng.
The driver didn't have time to clean up, in order to cover up his laziness last night, he deliberately put the rainproof sail in the rear compartment to prevent Zhang Huaikai from seeing the pig behind.
The winter melon just pounced directly, and when it pounced, it happened to press a lump of pig on the carriage.
Now his body is full of the smell of pig, but all around him is surrounded by canvas, the smell can't get out, he wants to vomit so much that he can only gasp for breath next to the iron fence gate.
He told himself: as long as he doesn't think about the pig on his body, then he can't smell it, he can't smell it at all.
However, he did so out of sheer self-deception.
The smell of pig came one after another, even if it was attached to the iron fence, the smell of pig was all around him, because the car was moving forward, and the wind was coming from the direction of the front of the car.
Winter melon simply took off his clothes.
Now that it's cold, he has a coat on his body, and a sweatshirt and a shirt inside, and it is fashionable to wear the shirt inside and the sweatshirt outside, so he took off only one shirt.
Undressed, he threw his clothes aside in disgust, endured the cold wind, and shrank in the back compartment all the way.
The car drove another thirty or forty kilometers, and then arrived at the boundary of Yangcheng.
Although it is a provincial road, there are toll stations between provinces, and when they arrive at the fare station, the small truck stops, and the winter melon quickly shrinks to avoid being found by the money.
Although the person who collects the money can't help him, it's always troublesome to be discovered.
After collecting the fee, the pickup truck continued on its way.
The winter melon was in the car and snorted while thinking, it has been driving for so long, and it is getting late, the driver should be resting.
Sure enough, not long after I thought about it, the car stopped.
The winter melon was overjoyed, so he secretly probed out to see what was going on.
It doesn't matter if you look at the result, you actually encountered the traffic police checking the car today!
What to do?
Checking the car is definitely not only to check the driver, but also to check the rear compartment.
If you jump out of the car now, it seems that it will be too late, and as soon as you jump down, you will be found and hunted down.
There were four traffic policemen outside, and after checking the cab, two policemen came over to check the rear compartment.
When the winter melon saw that something was wrong, he immediately jumped down.
"Stop, what are you doing?" The traffic police roared.
Winter melon was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he had an idea, and he jumped and screamed like crazy.
Xiaoyu didn't know when a person came up in the car, and the driver was also very confused, so he hurriedly explained to the traffic police: "We don't know this person, and we don't know how he got up!" ”
Zhang Huaikai also came down to explain: "Yes, he is not our person, if it is our person, we will definitely let him sit in the front, after all, there are seats in front, right?" ”
Winter melon held his shirt full of dog shit, and sang while holding it: "I am the Monkey King, I am going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, this is my Great Sage Banner, goblin, don't show up soon!" ”
Little Fish: "......"
Where did the neuropathy come from?
Although the winter melon pretended to be crazy and stupid, but was still caught by the traffic police, this person's origin is unknown, even if it is a madman, he must be brought back to ask for it, and then post a missing person notice, so that there are family members to come to claim it.