Love, two simple words, complex one thing.

At least Vinegar Tan never knew what these two words really meant.

This is mostly because the family environment in which Vinegar Tan grew up since he was a child is too different.

The word vinegar tan is not a typo, nor is it a nickname or nickname, but a name that has been written into the household registration book and ID card.

Vinegar Tan's father's surname is Vinegar, and his mother's surname is Tan, and these two words are so arrogantly combined into Vinegar Tan's surname and first name.

Many parents name their children like this, which is simple and direct, with a little bit of affection in it.

There's nothing wrong with it~

But a good girl is called Vinegar Tan.

Is that really good?

The vinegar surname of Vinegar Tan is not a casual surname, but has a long historical and cultural heritage.

As early as the Western Zhou Dynasty, there was the "profession" of feeding priests and vinegar people.

The word "vinegar" in "Si Vinegar Man" was slowly transformed into a surname, a proper ancient surname that has lasted for thousands of years, and has a long history.

As the inheritor of rare surnames, since childhood, my father Lao Vinegar has unremittingly instilled in the children of Vinegar Tan - "The surname Vinegar is one of the seven most important surnames in China".

Since the vinegar Tan was three years old, the vinegar father asked his daughter as soon as he got the opportunity: "Little vinegar, do you know what the seven things that have opened the door since ancient times?" ”

"Since ancient times, there have been seven things to open the door, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea." The vinegar Tan child answered his father's question in a milky voice.

"Little vinegar vinegar is awesome, you have to remember, none of these seven things are trivial, and none of them are not serious surnames." Vinegar Tan's dad rarely spoke so methodically.

In the final analysis, the old vinegar lord made such a big turn, or to emphasize that the seven words "firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea" are all "true, effective, reasonable and legitimate" surnames.

When he was five years old, the vinegar Tan children were "as good as flowing", and like most little girls, they fell in love with Snow White.

Vinegar Daddy thinks this is a good phenomenon, and the opportunity will not come again.

My father emphasized with Vinegar Tan that it is a lucky thing to have the surname Vinegar:

"Little vinegar, you know vinegar and white vinegar, right?

Because of this, you are born white as vinegar and as beautiful as Snow White.

If you accidentally have a surname, it can only be a little black girl.

There's no way to be a white vinegar princess as beautiful as Snow White, you know? ”

The vinegar father fooled his daughter, which was simply "miserable".

Five-year-old girls are the most beautiful when their hearts are bursting.

Vinegar Tan, who seems to understand whether he understands or not, has been complacent for a while because his surname is "as beautiful as a princess".

Perhaps, deep down in Daddy Vinegar's heart, he has no confidence in his surname.

Otherwise, he would not have worked hard to "start with the doll", and from time to time he would be keen to instill this "fallacy and heresy" into his baby daughter.

Vinegar Tan changed two kindergartens, and friends from all walks of life didn't seem to think that Vinegar Tan's surname was so special.

At that time, either because Vinegar Tan looked too kawaii and was too cute, or not many people knew what the "practical meaning" of the word "Vinegar Tan" was.

Keda has been in elementary school since Vinegar Tan, and he realized that he was fooled by his unscrupulous father.

What can make her as beautiful as Snow White's surname is simply nonsense.

Does the surname sauce have to be dark soy sauce? Isn't there also a thousand island sauce that is "white and red", and a ketchup that is "red and not long"?

If her surname is really more important than others and more beautiful than others, then why do her classmates laugh every time the teacher calls her name.

The teacher, standing on the podium, strives to "maintain order".

When the teacher asks his classmates not to laugh, he often can't help it.

When Vinegar Tan shouts "Arrive", and the teacher finds someone, he will immediately ask: "Is there really a surname Vinegar?" ”

The teacher's forced smile was even more annoying than the laughing classmates.

The vinegar baby is very arrogant and loves face.

So, the first thing Vinegar Tan did when he came home was to change his surname: "Dad, I decided, I don't want the surname Vinegar." ”

"Little vinegar, your father and my surname are vinegar, you can only have the surname vinegar, if you don't want the surname vinegar, you need to change to a new father." The vinegar father is still very confident in his position in his daughter's heart.

"Really? If you have a new father, can you not have the surname vinegar? Then I'll ask my mom to help me find a new dad. As he spoke, he ran happily and bounced to find his mother.

Vinegar dad thinks too highly of himself this time.

There is a saying that Dad is honest and valuable, and the face price is higher, if it is for the sake of the surname, both can be thrown.

"Mom, when are you going to find me a new father, as long as he doesn't have the surname vinegar." Xiao Nizi vinegar Tan, when she speaks, she is already quite rigorous.

The little vinegar Tan really thinks that it is a small matter for a mother to find a new father, and it is a big matter for this girl to change her surname.

"Just a new dad who doesn't have the surname vinegar? So, you don't want a new dad, you don't want to have your dad's last name, do you? "Mom always sees things and is always so to the point.

Vinegar Tan nodded like garlic, her mother deserves to be a mother, not only is she good-looking, but her IQ is so high.

"It's easy, you can have your mother's last name.

Your father's old vinegar head is simply a blind person who can't choose a name.

When your mother and I were pregnant, the old stinky vinegar said that I was a boy in my belly, and said that I was born to be called vinegar Tanzi.

How ugly it sounds, how ugly it is, don't you say?

Fortunately, your mother and I are angry, and I didn't give birth to a son, how can there be a boy called 'vinegar jar'?

It's ridiculous!

I divorced your father, and in the final analysis, it was caused by your father's inability to choose a name.

Your sour and smelly vinegar dad is definitely to blame for this, you know? "Mom Xiao Tan showed that she was firmly and resolutely on the side of Vinegar Tan.

But why is the way my mommy expressed her support so shocking?

Ms. Tan actually doesn't like the name Vinegar Tan very much.

The baby was born to her, why should her surname be placed behind the vinegar.

Since his surname is vinegar so capable, he has to fight with her for everything, why don't he fight a little more, and a baby pops out of his belly?

Vinegar Tan's mother often said that if she had given birth to a boy at that time, it would have been absolutely impossible to call Vinegar Tanzi.

Since they all want to divorce in the end, it is better to break up early when they can't talk about naming their children.

However, how much better can vinegar tan be than vinegar tan?

Vinegar Tan didn't understand, why did the mother never fight for her daughter's "name right"?

The current family environment of the vinegar Tan family is really wonderful.

To put it simply, mom is illegally cohabiting with a man, and dad is illegally cohabiting with a woman.

What the words "illegal cohabitation" mean, I didn't understand much when I was a child.

Anyway, there is a woman who is illegally cohabiting with his father in his father's house, and a man who is illegally cohabiting with his mother in his mother's house.

These two things were emphasized many times by her parents in front of her.

As for Vinegar Tan, he has long accepted the fact that his parents are divorced, and there is no sadness or joy.

"That's nature, my Mei Tan Tan Mommy can never be wrong. Anyway, Meimei Mommy, when will you take me to change my surname? Vinegar Tan originally thought that it would take a lot of effort to change his surname, but he didn't expect his mother to support him so much, and he immediately began to smear honey on his mouth, one by one.

When Vinegar Tan was two years old, his parents divorced, and Vinegar Tan was a joke about whose fault caused the divorce.

Anyway, since she can remember, her parents are in this state now.

Vinegar Tan's only idea now is that he doesn't want to be targeted by his classmates because of his surname and name, as long as he can not have the surname Vinegar, he can discuss anything.

My parents were originally divorced, and no matter whose surname the vinegar Tan is, it is also a legitimate thing.

"You're beautiful mommy, I'll take you tomorrow to change your name to Tan Yu, it just so happens that your mother knows the police officer who manages the household registration at the police station, and this matter will definitely be handled quickly." Vinegar Tan's mother packs tickets to her daughter, smiling confidently.

"Huh? Why is it called Tan Yu! After a brief glint appeared in Vinegar Tan's eyes, it instantly dimmed.

Tan Yu – spittoon.

There is no love in life.

Compared with vinegar Tanzi, the heart-piercing degree of the word Tan Yu is better than the whole one.

Was Mom sent from heaven to be funny?

It's not really beautiful at all, okay?

"If you want to have my last name, you have to listen to me.

Don't you know that you yourself are superfluous in the first place?

What is Tan Yu called?

Your mom was only 22 when I gave birth to you, you know?

At the age of flowers, I didn't want to have children at all.

You had to rush to my stomach, who can you blame?

Did you notify me beforehand, or did you say hello to me?

If you are not satisfied with anything, the next time you are reincarnated, remember to see clearly and come back. "Vinegar Tan's mother's words are so reasonable.

There are no such fathers and mothers on the stall.

The vinegar Tan children, who had just entered elementary school, struggled silently for a while, and after the balance in their hearts swayed between the spittoon and the vinegar jar for a long time, they finally chose to be silent.

Vinegar Tan is vinegar Tan, a jealous girl is always cuter than a girl who loves to spit, right?

Vinegar Tan Xiao, who has no one to comfort him, is pitiful, so he can only comfort himself.