"When did you learn ventriloquism?"

Li Xiaoyu was extremely surprised, he knew a ventriloquist skill, when he spoke, his mouth could not move, but he could make a sound.

Then Li Xiaoyu heard another voice, "What is ventriloquism?" Why is Brother Little Fish so strange today? ”

Li Xiaoyu was completely confused, isn't it ventriloquism?

"Jin Lian, let's play a game, you think of an animal in your heart, and then I'll guess and see if I can guess." Li Xiaoyu sat up and said.

Jin Lian was stunned, but nodded slightly.

Immediately after, Li Xiaoyu heard a voice: Giraffe!

Li Xiaoyu smiled at Jin Lian, "You must be thinking of a hedgehog, right?" ”

Jin Lian smiled, "Brother Xiaoyu, you guessed wrong, I think of giraffes." ”

Li Xiaoyu laughed, "Next time I must guess correctly, okay, you are busy with your go, I still have something to do." ”

After Jin Lian left, Li Xiaoyu's face suddenly calmed down a little.

He discovered a fact, the few voices he heard just now were all thoughts in Jin Lian's heart, not what Jin Lian said.

In other words, Li Xiaoyu could actually hear what the other party was thinking!

That's amazing, isn't it?

But how did you unlock this feature for some reason?

Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt extremely fresh, put on his clothes and ran downstairs, and saw Napoleon and Genghis Khan sitting on the sofa watching the military channel with relish.

Li Xiaoyu tried to listen to Genghis Khan's inner voice: "Modern weapons are really powerful, but what determines the outcome of the war is still the combat quality of an army, I must familiarize myself with this era as soon as possible, and start fighting to do great things as soon as possible!" ”

Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, this guy is stubborn.

Then he tried to listen to Napoleon's inner voice: "This tank thief is cool, I had such an armored unit at that time, Waterloo would not have failed, I really want to take a few tanks back and kill those deflated calves!" ”

This guy even has a northeastern accent for mental activity.

Li Xiaoyu tried to listen to the inner voice of Jin Lian, who was reading a book next to him, but the reality was a string of ellipses.

Well? Is she in a daze?

But she doesn't look like she's fooling people, how can she have no mental activity at all when she flips through a book with relish?

Then Li Xiaoyu tried to listen to the inner voices of Napoleon and Genghis Khan again, but this time it was also shown with a row of ellipses.

What's going on?

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, it was an unfamiliar number, Li Xiaoyu fed after connecting, and the other end of the phone was quiet for a long time before a particularly underwhelming voice came, "Are you still doing well during the time I haven't been there?" ”

Li Xiaoyu had goosebumps for a while, ", can you stop being so numb, what's wrong, didn't you run away?" ”

Lao Wang smiled on the other end of the phone, "I recently got a new number, and they couldn't find me for a while, by the way, Heavenly Court has sent you a new skill, have you received it, what kind of skill is it, isn't it?" ”

Li Xiaoyu was stunned, and then he realized that his mind reading technique turned out to be a new skill issued over there.

"It's okay, this is much stronger than the stupid skill of invertebrate control....... oops, I didn't say you ........ Leng Shao"

Li Xiaoyu touched the back of his neck and continued, "It's just that I don't feel like I know how to use it, and it doesn't work after just a few uses, what's going on?" ”

Lao Wang said, "Didn't you receive the manual?" Send you new skills over there, and they'll send you instructions. ”

"Instructions?"

Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, "Oh, oh, oh, I didn't read a text message, when will you come back, Genghis Khan has given me a whole thing, next time you have a big person, you should say hello to me in advance." ”

Lao Wang said on the other end of the phone, "I'm not sure, see when the Jade Emperor and his brother-in-law's anger disappears, I'll come back, you deal with it yourself first, just follow the procedure, I won't tell you first, I will be targeted again after talking too much, and I will hang up." ”

Li Xiaoyu returned to the room and couldn't wait to call up the previous message, and sure enough, it was the instruction manual for mind reading.

Mind reading guide, can only be used three times a day, each use consumes the corresponding amount of energy, if the number of times is too much, Ken can cause frequent urination, unclean urine, yellow urine and other symptoms, can be used Chuanbei, prunella, mint, centipede, dandelion and five bowls of water to boil into a bowl, but after taking it is useless........

Li Xiaoyu: "........."

When did Heavenly Court's paperwork become so skinny? Cool text

In short, this skill is quite practical for Li Xiaoyu, at least in the future, there is no need to worry about the two of them holding back any bad water in the future.

Li Xiaoyu's family in this small courtyard is very diligent, since the gang of heroes in Liangshan came, Wu Song moved in with them, and is now the secretary of the Youth League branch of Dolaba.

Because Hua Tuo and An Daoquan have a special common language, the two are almost inseparable, so they simply moved over to squeeze a bed with An Daoquan.

According to their roommates, Shi Qian, who had lice on the drum, the two old men slept on a quilt every day, and liked to cover their heads with quilts, and they often made rustling noises in the middle of the night, and they didn't know what was going on.

Liu Bei spent at least half of his time mingling with beautiful snakes, and he rarely came back.

Not to mention Cao Cao, this guy directly bought a commercial house with a large balcony near the bar, and he has a car to work and a small secretary when he goes out, and his small life is not good.

So the main members of Li Xiaoyu's small family now are composed of himself, Jin Lian, Napoleon and Genghis Khan.

Although this courtyard is dilapidated, there is no shortage of rooms, but Genghis Khan and Napoleon sympathize with each other, and the two said that they would live in the same room, saying that it was convenient to discuss major matters, and Li Xiaoyu also went with them, as long as a few Mongolian blonde and blue-eyed little hairy children came out after two years.

It may be that the mind reading technique has been used three times in a row, and too much energy has been consumed, Li Xiaoyu has run to the bathroom at least seven or eight times at night, and he feels that his two waists are empty, and his legs are as soft as noodles.

The next morning, Jin Lian made cooking cakes for everyone, that is, the most authentic small pizza, and Li Xiaoyu nibbled three of them in one go, feeling that this was simply a delicacy in the world.

Napoleon and Genghis Khan were also full of praise, and Li Xiaoyu suddenly remembered that such a delicious thing, why don't you give Jiang Yan a few and let her taste it too.

"Sister Jin Lian, please help me make a few more, order strawberries and cantaloupe, don't be too sweet."

Li Xiaoyu explained seriously, as long as it is for Jiang Yan, Li Xiaoyu will be very serious, and will remember every preference of Jiang Yan and what he likes to eat and what he doesn't eat.

Jin Lian carefully found a thermos box to help Li Xiaoyu pack the pizza, and Li Xiaoyu thanked him and went out beautifully.

When he was on the way, he sent a message to Jiang Yan, saying that he was going to bring her something delicious and that he was already on the way.

As soon as the message was sent, Li Xiaoyu hurriedly added: Don't worry, I'm just here to bring you food, put it down and leave, it won't delay your work.

Jiang Yan didn't reply to the message until he went downstairs in the Allure Building, Li Xiaoyu was very worried in his heart, worried that Jiang Yan would be unhappy when he saw him later.

But thinking that he was just going to bring her food, put it down and leave, so he made up his mind and got on the elevator and went straight to the top floor.

"Yulan, are you Mr. Jiang inside?"

As soon as I arrived at the top floor, I saw Yulan wearing a black professional skirt guarding Jiang Yan's door, and Xiao Nizi's relationship with Wu Song was basically determined, and with the nourishment of love, she looked better.

"Mr. Li."

Yulan saw that it was Li Xiaoyu, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet with a smile, "Mr. Jiang is talking to customers inside, let me stay here and not let people in." ”

"What's so secret?"

Li Xiaoyu smiled and said, "That's okay, it's nothing, I brought her something to eat, and you can help me transfer it to her later." ”

"You are so good to Mr. Jiang." Magnolia smiled sweetly.

Li Xiaoyu also smiled, "Where is it better than Komatsu to be good to you, by the way, how have you and Komatsu been doing lately." ”

Yulan's face was full of happy smiles, "It's okay, although Komatsu is a little straight, he is quite manly, and he is very good to me, as long as he is not too busy, he will come to pick me up from work every day, and then take me to eat delicious food, and then watch a movie or something." ”

Li Xiaoyu wondered, "Didn't you Mr. Jiang say that you have been very busy recently?" ”

Yulan sighed and smiled, "I must be busy, I have a lot of things to do every day, and I basically haven't left work on time, but work is very important, and it's also very important to accompany Komatsu, if you can't see me for more than two days, Komatsu will be very uncomfortable, I have to spend more time with him, and even if I am busy, the two of us can still have time to have a meal." ”

Li Xiaoyu sighed, feeling a little stunned in his heart, he always felt why other people's love was so sweet, and why was he cautious every day.

Just as Li Xiaoyu was about to leave, Leng Shao suddenly said with his thoughts: "You kid is green, and your horse is flirting with the man inside." ”

Well?

Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and quickly replied with his thoughts, "Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, be careful to turn around and I will mix pesticides in your honey." ”

Leng Shao: "Believe it or not, my senses are much stronger than you humans, I heard a man and a woman talking and laughing inside, what do you like, I will inform you, continue to sleep, and be kind to the liver and lungs of a donkey." ”

Yulan saw Li Xiaoyu standing in place and was stunned, and wondered, "Mr. Li, what's wrong with you?" ”

Li Xiaoyu suddenly turned his head, "Who is the customer inside?" ”

Yulan pursed her lips and moved her gaze to the side, "I don't know too well, Mr. Jiang only asked me to stay at the door and not let me in....... alas, Mr. Li, what are you doing, Mr. Jiang won't ........let me in."

Li Xiaoyu has always been cowardly in front of Jiang Yan, but there are some things that can't be cowardly, regardless of Yulan's obstruction, he stepped forward and pushed the door open.