Chapter 54: The Packaging of the Divine Doctor
After another conversation, I learned that Master Zhao had already started his activities the day after returning from Gouqian Village, and walked around the village through his various connections, saying that he had accepted an apprentice with Huigen, who may have been the reincarnation of a former miracle doctor, and also made up a few small stories about my classmates and parents when I was in school.
For example, the parents of a classmate are in the prime of life, originally in good health, but suddenly fell ill, even the hospital is helpless, I went to see that this person's life is not over, so I took out a paper figure, wrote the eight characters and name of the person's birthday, let him sleep under the pillow, a few days later, the person's illness will be cured.
Compared with high school, there are female classmates in the class who love beauty, and they go crazy to put on makeup after coming home from school, but high school students don't have so much money to buy cosmetics, they are all cheap goods obtained through various means, and then the skin is severely allergic and almost disfigured, and I am a paper man who writes her name and lets her sleep under the pillow, not only the skin is restored, the whole face has become more beautiful than before, and even the figure is better, if it weren't for the fact that everyone was still in high school at the time, I didn't want to delay my studies, and the girl had to marry me.
There are several paragraphs, I won't say them one by one, anyway, they are all blown up to the gods, my paper figure almost cures all diseases, so magical that even I don't believe it.
I can still make up a beautiful girl who has to marry me, who, why don't I know, if there is such a good thing, even if I am expelled from school, I have to give the marriage first. You must know how difficult it is for a rural boy to marry a daughter-in-law in this world.
I said to Master Zhao, "This is a bit excessive, if someone really has cancer, I delay the treatment time of others and make a good trouble, won't it become a murder for money?" ”
Master Zhao said: "You don't have to worry about this, the stories made up are very false, just to attract the attention of others, deliberately exaggerated, in fact, few people can believe it, I just want to type out your name first, so that they will pay attention to you."
What they can really see and verify, it's just the two women you sent the paper man, so don't worry, the people who come to you for treatment are basically evil, or love stinky beauty, and those who are really sick have already gone to the hospital, even if they don't go to the hospital, they will go to the old Chinese medicine doctor, and no one will really hand over their lives to your half-grown child. ”
I said, "What if, what if someone really gets sick and rushes to the doctor?" There is also a difficult birth, please jump the god, what kind of person doesn't have it! ”
Master Zhao said: "Don't worry, I'm still here, I package you very high-level, I will accompany you when you sit in the clinic, and when I am not there, he just wants to see you and no one will recommend you." If he is really sick and dying, I will naturally have a way to send him away. ”
I said, "I'm hype, whether it's good or bad, throw my name out first, everyone is curious about what kind of magic I am, so they deliberately came to me to look beautiful or something, to verify what I am, and business just came." ”
Master Zhao looked relieved and gave me a sentence: "The son can be taught, it seems that I confiscated the wrong apprentice." ”
I said in my heart: There is really no free lunch in the world, this old man is willing to give me half of the proceeds, and the business has not yet opened, so he gave me more than 10,000 yuan first, it turned out to be out of my way, let me top it up, he shrank down and said that it was my assistant, and when the time comes, if it ends badly, he can also directly say that I am a liar, pick myself clean and pretend to be a victim, he is at most an old man who is dizzy, and he does not know people, but I am a swagger, subjective evil, and the crime is unforgivable.
What an old fox!
The next few days were relatively calm, I was supposed to take the driver's license test, but because I needed to go to the county to take the test, and now the traffic in our four towns has been cut off from the outside, even if there is no partition, I will be looking for death when I go out of these four towns.
Now I am a little skeptical that Master Zhao would let me go to a driving school, he knew that I would have to die if I left these four towns, and he knew that I needed to go to the county to get a driver's license, so why did he let me go to waste time? Is it just to let me go to the City God's Temple Hotel to listen to that female ghost cry? Now that the female ghost has finished crying, what else should I do?
I took advantage of the fact that the old man needed me now, and I had a little status in this store, so I went around in circles and asked.
Master Zhao said: "It depends on the situation, your calamity is not unsolved, just wait for my friend to remember me as a bad old man." As long as he comes, he doesn't care about any messy prohibitions, and he will break them for you in minutes, even if the City God doesn't let you out, he can beat the City God up violently. ”
On the one hand, I don't believe that he has such awesome friends, on the other hand, even if he really has such awesome friends, I am not related to others, and people may not help me.
Maybe my expression made the old man unhappy, and he also called Xiaohui over and asked Xiaohui to prove to him that he did have a super powerful friend, and now it's just because of some small things, the two of them have a little conflict, and they can't be contacted for the time being, but that friend will definitely come back to see him.
Xiaohui did help him prove it, and told me that the trick she used to scare the bride Zhou Xiaomei was what Master Zhao's friend taught her when she came last time.
I was interested in this, and asked Xiaohui: "What is the relationship between that friend and Master Zhao?" Why does he teach you but not Master Zhao? ”
Xiaohui was about to say, but Master Zhao hurriedly said: "Heavy color and light friends, how can I look good like a little girl, that ungrateful little rabbit cub, no good things will be left to me." ”
Xiaohui said: "Forget it, people didn't say they wouldn't teach you, obviously you didn't practice yourself, saying that you had old arms and legs, and you couldn't help but toss." It's not that people don't want to leave you good things, if it weren't for the disaster you eat, drink, prostitute and gamble all day long, he would have taken this shop down for you a long time ago. ”
Master Zhao said: "No, he is willing to give me this store, I don't believe he is so kind." ”
Xiaohui said: "He told me that he wanted to get you some property, but he was afraid that if you lost the gamble one day, he would sell it directly to pay off the debt." Aren't you just selling out everything you can sell now, if this store were yours, it is estimated that it would have been sold to pay off the debt. ”
Master Zhao said: "Nonsense, others don't know what kind of place this is, can I still not know what kind of place this is?" Even if I sell myself, I can't sell this store. ”