Chapter 820: Monuments of Chaos (Part II)
I recalled, and shook my head, such a dense forest, there is no reference, how to find it?
With a smack of the beard, I knew you couldn't find it, and then pointed in one direction: "Go this way!" ”
Are you sure? I looked in the direction he was pointing, and the forest was thicker.
The beard knocked on the stone statue and said, "This thing, hollow inside, with a bronze gall embedded in the belly, knock it up, I can hear an echo that resonates with it in that direction, indicating that there is an identical guy over there." The stone statue has its eyes closed, which should tell you that you can't see it with your eyes, and you have to use your ears, but not all stone statues are hollow, otherwise you can't point the way, we just need to follow the resonance, and we can't be wrong. ”
"Captain Jin, it really deserves its name!" Brother Pingtou applauded: "Brother Pingtou has no one in his life except the leader, and I will serve you today!" ”
Less slapping grandpa's ass! The beard was full of pride, put his hand on my arm, Xiao Guanzi, and got up.
Come on, mother, hey, lift your feet a little. I secretly scolded your uncle, calling me Xiaoguanzi? Dog day, if your method doesn't work, the master will kill you.
Brother Pingtou hurriedly followed me and grabbed me: "Tell me that Xiao Guan smacked, I patronized Hu Guiren, why did you forget me, Concubine Ping, who is your master?" ”
The two masters have to smack, and they go together.
The beard leaned, why is he a noble concubine, and he will become a noble person when he comes to me? No, no matter what, Lao Tzu has to be the mother of the West Palace.
Come on, Lafayette, look at your feet, but don't flash you. Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped in my heart, and I helped the two of them to walk for about half an hour, and a stone statue with closed eyes appeared in front of me, exactly the same as before.
The beard stepped forward and put his ear on it and knocked it, listened to it, knocked it again, listened again, and suddenly snorted, no, how is this solid? We're not going in the wrong direction!
I squinted at the corner of Brother Pingtou's mouth, obviously laughing, but the smile flashed when I looked at him, which made my heart move, shit, the road was led by me, how did the beard know that he didn't go in the wrong direction? It's clear that I'm playing tricks! Thinking about it, I stretched out my middle and forefinger fingers and thrust them into the eyes, and they both dodged in an instant.
Am I interesting? Didn't pretend to be anything? Can you have some fun?
The two looked at each other and laughed, and their waists were bent.
Dude, I'm really not pretending to be blind, with my beard covering my stomach, I can just see things, I guess it's your blood that works.
Brother Pingtou also nodded to me again and again, yes, yes, if I fool you, ask me to change my hairstyle next time.
I lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, grandma, I knew you were so unkind, I should have castrated you while you were blind.
The beard patted me on the shoulder, don't be angry, this kind of thing will never happen next time, I promise, resolutely put an end to taking care of it, let's get down to business, this stone statue is not solid, but I heard that it resonated with it, appeared in three directions, which is a bit tricky.
Which direction? I looked at the beard suspiciously, and said in my heart, which of your words is true?
Beard looked at the compass and pointed in three directions: west, south, and southwest. However, there is a difference in the echoes of the resonance, the one in the southwest direction is the same resonance, it should be the same stone statue, and the echoes in the other two directions are different, I don't know what it is.
Rooster Head Hen Head ...... Brother Pingtou pointed to the southwest, I helped you choose, go this way.
I looked at the beard,, this big flat head can't be your fellow doorman, right?
The beard pursed his lips and said nonsense, I am the same as Wu Yifan from my family, don't you see that he is a white Kenan? Then point to the south, and go this way first, I have to figure out what is making a different sound, otherwise it will seriously interfere with my judgment.
I handed the gun to the beard, and we began to search south, and Brother Pingtou sighed, you are too confused, you are too inefficient, you will always be curious about irrelevant things, and you are too mother-in-law, I really don't know how our leader, who is in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder, survived with you.
The beard snorted twice, and if we were as naturally open-minded as your leader, we would naturally ignore the messy distractions.
I nodded, no wonder every time Knife was involved, he would occasionally disappear to act alone, probably because we were too abrasive.
After walking for a long time, we came to a place where the vegetation was relatively sparse, not relatively scarce, but sparse too suddenly, about a quarter of the size of a basketball court, only a few listless dwarf trees, weeds and dots were even more scarce, even the soil could not be covered, and the exposed soil emitted a faint dark red, like blood sprinkled on the ground and dried up for a long time.
Brother Pingtou put on white gloves, pinched up a pinch of red clay and put it under his nose to smell it, and frowned: "It's cinnabar!" ”
The beard raised his eyebrows: "Yo Yo Chek is making trouble, let's have a set of pancakes and fruits, could it be that there is a bloody corpse grave down here?" His grandmother is a bear, Lao Tzu has touched gold for so many years, since he hit the bed of concern, I bah, on the boat of concern, I have almost forgotten what the real bucket looks like. As he spoke, he put the gun back on his back and pulled out the sapper shovel with one hand.
I hurriedly stopped him, you are crippled at the ninth level, why don't you change your thief's heart? How dangerous is the Bloody Grave? Our group has lost troops and lost generals, and there is only this bit of combat effectiveness left, don't make a difference?
Hu Zi smiled: "Xiao Guan Ye, what you said is true, but please rest assured, we touch Captain Jin, there is a way to deal with the blood corpse, to ensure that it will not cause you trouble, besides, you have said it, this time the loss of the army is a general, after going out, it is a large amount of pension, God is afraid that your little Guan Ye will not be able to afford it, and he will give you a tooth sacrifice to the blood corpse tomb from the sky, don't you go against the will of heaven?" The bloody corpse tomb is murderous, and the underworld weapons are all of the highest quality, as the old saying goes, wealth and wealth are sought in danger, and this is what we are talking about. ”
What a mess of logic! I broke off my beard and snatched the sapper shovel, and Brother Pingtou said: "Uncle is not unreasonable, the blood corpse tomb is the most fierce place in the world to raise corpses, usually deep underground, but now it is red on the ground, and the things below do not know how fierce they are." ”
Hu Zi snorted: "A Siberian tiger carrying a handle, a person who claims to be the most beaten person in the Jiuli tribe, why did he suddenly make my balls shrink?" This piece of red soil, what kind of bullshit bloody corpse grave? Hu Ye, what do you believe when I say anything? This is clearly the alchemy of the ancient warlocks, polluting this place, Lao Tzu wants to dig it up, because there is bronze buried underneath, this thing can show us the way to understand?
Brother Pingtou raised his hand: "I'll correct it, it's not the most bearable, it's the best to fight." ”
I look at the serious appearance of the beard, there shouldn't be any problems, but it's not right to think about it, what kind of place is this? The legendary holy land of Shambhala, the paradise of refuge in the ancient Buddha country, this place should be full of Buddha statues, how can there be ancient warlocks to come to alchemy? What international jokes? These two things are not in the same space and world at all, right?