Chapter 28 Now there are more and more liars
"Second Young Master, my original surname is Wan Neng."
Magnum replied with a smile on his face, trying to establish an image of a gentle, steady, capable and reliable big brother in front of the young man.
It's just that the young man's eyes dimmed, and he seemed to be disappointed: "Ah, what I want is an all-round assistant, the kind that can do anything, you...... Can you? ”
Magnum gritted his teeth indignantly: "Of course I can!" ”
There is no doubt that if you are a man, you must not fail!
However, he always felt that he had found something inadvertently, but he couldn't catch it, so he didn't care.
When you really get on the job, Magnum understands what it means to be flexible and free in working hours, and what it is that you don't need to clock in and out of work!
The big boss didn't lie to him, the commuting time is not fixed, the location is not fixed, is it free, is it flexible?
As I said at the beginning, nannies, bodyguards, drivers, stylists, porters, etc., etc., are all him, and the work content is even more cumbersome than the assistant of a popular star.
Every morning at six o'clock when others are still asleep, he has to get up to pack Ji Yiheng's schoolbag, check his homework, and prepare clean school uniforms and nutritious breakfast!
I don't know if the little cub is really reading, anyway, when he gets up every morning to pack his schoolbag, Magnum has to look all over the house to find all the textbooks used in class.
There are a lot of written homework books, workbooks and test questions scattered on the desk, anyway, you can open it casually and take a look, hey, it is even more difficult to find the questions that you did right than to find the questions you did wrong! No eyes, no eyes~
After the little cub goes to class, Magnum is indeed free, and there is nothing to do, but there will always be the following situation-
When he was sighing at the air conditioner and appreciating film and television dramas, the little cub suddenly called in: "Universal assistant, why did you forget to put my math textbook in my schoolbag?" ”
Holding the mobile phone, a spirit jumped up from the sofa: "Didn't you put it, it can't be!" ”
Finally, after finding the lost textbook in a corner with great difficulty, Magnum quickly drove to the school, and in the crowded corridor, he found the little cub who was discussing with his good friends which class of men's basketball was better.
"Universal assistant?"
When I saw him, I seemed very surprised, and I couldn't figure out how he could be here.
He directly handed over the book: "Second Young Master, this is your textbook, it's under the shelf, it's easy for me to find it!" ”
I saw Ji Yiheng take the book slowly, blinking innocently: "Universal assistant, I just wanted to tell you that I forgot to put it in my schoolbag, I didn't say that I asked you to bring it over!" ”
Magnum's mind was full of question marks: "If you don't bring it here, then how can you go to class?" ”
"Oh, this class, it's already been taken!"
In the little cub's snickering, Magnum was sure that he understood, because this little cub didn't want to take math class, he deliberately hid his math textbook tightly at home!
Before the class, Magnum persuaded him bitterly: "Second young master, correct your learning attitude, don't evade difficult subjects, listen carefully to the textbooks, and work hard to overcome problems, so that you will make progress in learning!" ”
Magnum felt that it was so difficult for him that when he was in school, he didn't have the patience to advise himself so much.
When Ji Yiheng heard this, he was immediately unconvinced: "Is my academic performance very poor?" ”
Almighty said honestly with some trepidation: "It's really a bit bad, but Second Young Master, you're only in your first year of high school now, as long as you're willing to study hard, it's still too late." ”
Ji Yiheng's expression was serious: "Oh, universal assistant, when one or two people said that my academic performance was poor, I didn't think so, but when more and more people said that my academic performance was poor, I finally found out the seriousness of this matter!" ”
Hearing this, Almighty grinned, and was very relieved in his heart, sighing that his son can be taught!
He asked expectantly, "What kind of seriousness is it, why don't you tell me about it?" ”
Almighty thinks that the little cub will at least say something similar to "the young don't work hard, the boss is sad", "an inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time", "study hard, make progress every day" and the like, encourage and urge yourself to be diligent and motivated, who knows......
The little cub showed a look of jealousy and hatred: "I finally found out that there are more and more liars now!" ”
Magnum: "......"
Who am I and why am I here???
Therefore, when he reported to work one day, the big boss asked him if Ji Yiheng really had poor grades or deliberately did so badly, he did not hesitate to say that it was really bad grades.
"Big boss, don't look at the second young master's schoolbag every day, and he does the questions late at night, but in fact, few questions are done correctly."
Speaking of this, Almighty felt very unbearable. Ji Yiheng is not not not working hard, but he really has a bad brain, and he can't be blamed for not getting his grades.
Ji Chenxi shook his head with a deep face: "Assistant Wan, you observe more secretly, and report to me in a month." ”
So, Magnum also went to bed late, and on the grounds of tutoring homework, he and Ji Yiheng stayed in the study until 12 o'clock at night every day before returning to sleep.
As soon as he had dinner, Magnum sat at the desk with Ji Yiheng, watching him break his fingers one by one and perform calculations on the scratch paper.
"One gets one, one two gets two, one three gets three,...... Forty-forty-six, four-seven-twenty-one, oh, twenty-one, twenty-one......"
I don't know what I need to use multiplication formulas in my calculations, hey, just use it, but every time I use it, Ji Yiheng has to use it from beginning to end, and the key is to memorize it wrong......
Anyway, Almighty has no eyes, and even thinks that the big boss asks him to observe more secretly, which is too much.
And when I endorse the book, looking at the book is "gently I go, just as I come gently", and closing the book is "gently gone, gently come again"......
Magnum: "......"
Inside: I should be at the bottom of the table, not at the table, to let my soul be so tormented!
After enduring it like this for a month, Magnum can finally go to Ji Chenxi to get his life back: "Big boss, I can use Xiang Shang's head to guarantee that the second young master is really not good at brain, and he really has poor grades, and he is definitely not pretending!" ”
This is the end of the memory, the almighty who is sprinkling the sweeping court thinks about it, the more he thinks about it, the more wrong he feels, was he deceived by this little cub's superb acting skills at that time?
So he stopped and asked the question that didn't get an answer: "Second Young Master, tell me honestly, how did you get your high score?" ”
By the way, I added in my heart: I promise not to hit you!
Ji Yiheng, who was observing the structure of the house, paused, looked at him with a smile on his eyebrows, and said half-truthfully: "Perhaps, I am favored by the god of luck." ”
At this time, a line suddenly sounded in Almighty's mind - "Good luck does not favor fools".
He pursed his lips and gave up the question.
Hey, forget it, the second young master doesn't want to say it, forget it.
After all, the truth doesn't have to be told, it's good to know it yourself.