Chapter 33: Inside the Interior
As mentioned earlier, the student dormitory in the 901 High School is designed according to the standard of a four-person room. However, there are exceptions to everything, such as the room where the little Taoist priest lives, after adding up for various reasons, there are only him and the little monk.
As we all know, monks are bald. And now, the little Taoist priest suddenly had an extra hairy one in this room besides himself. After instantly eliminating the idea of classmates visiting the door, there seems to be only one answer.
The little Taoist priest turned his head and saw that the little monk was sitting in his place with a serious face. If you look closely, there is even a hint of uncertainty in the seriousness. The little Taoist priest knew that there were very few things that could scare the monk, but today there was suddenly one more.
Thoughts turned, and all thoughts finally converged into a trilling shout: "Don...... Mr. Tang! ”
Tang Yu turned around, still holding a copy of the Tao Te Ching in his hand and flipping it at will, he didn't even look at the little Taoist priest and asked, "This book is very new, how many times have you read it?" ”
The little Taoist priest was shocked in his heart, and he was also scolding - what is the matter with this new life class teacher, catching me such a sheep? Could it be that he was an enemy of one of his past lives? However, no matter whether this Teacher Tang was his enemy in his previous life, no matter how strange his current question was, the little Taoist priest didn't think much about it, and said without hesitation: "Once in all, I only read it once and remember it all." ”
"Oh." Tang Yu was noncommittal.
Tang Yu stood up, looked around at the living environment of the little Taoist priest and the little monk, and bowed slightly.
The little Taoist priest didn't understand what this newcomer Teacher Tang was going to do, so he pondered for a moment and asked, "Teacher Tang, who are you?" ”
"You forgot? I'm the head teacher of life, and it's also one of my responsibilities to supervise you to sleep well. ”
The little Taoist chick nodded like a pecking rice in approval.
Suddenly, Tang Yu seemed to think of something again, and asked the little Taoist, "You have a class WeChat group, right?" Pull me in. ”
The little Taoist priest was stunned, and wondered: "Teacher Tang, this is not good......
"What's so bad?" Tang Yu skillfully took out the little monk's mobile phone from the table and handed it to him, motioning for him to unlock it.
The little monk took the phone and looked at the little monk who was still waiting on the side, regretting it in his heart - why should I live with this dumb monk? If I had known, I should have picked a few roommates who could speak well, at least for now, and they would have helped me share the damage, wouldn't I?
The little Taoist priest took the phone very slowly and began to enter the password, which was as slow as if the movie had been pressed to play at '0.5 times' the playback speed.
After unlocking the phone, Tang Yu snatched the phone again and opened the little monk's WeChat. I saw that the group at the top had already displayed 99 unread messages, and the name of this group was also very interesting, so that Tang Yu could recognize at a glance that this was definitely the class group built by the students, because the group name was called - Leap 901.
Click on it and take a look, yo, the little Taoist priest is still the leader of the group. Tang Yu licked his lips, glanced at the little Taoist priest who was disillusioned, and then began to read.
"CTMD, the one surnamed Tang is a madman, and it still hurts me now." Looking at the avatar, with fiery red hair, and a self-proclaimed handsome style, well, this is Ouyang Mo.
"Brother Ouyang, have you recovered?" This is the girl who sat behind the little monk named 'Sissi'.
Then there were nearly fifty articles at the bottom, and Ouyang Mo was there alone to express his hatred for the head teacher of the new life. Occasionally, there is the comfort of his classmates, well, looking at it this way, Ouyang Mo's interpersonal relationship is quite good.
"This surnamed Tang looks like a cuckold, if he has a wife...... Ouyang Mo became more and more energetic the more he scolded, and he also made up an NTR article by Tang Yu on the spot.
And the following one is the "thumbs-up" of the little monk.
Tang Yu glanced at the little monk, and the little monk immediately sat down, and the treasure looked solemn.
Keep watching.
Ouyang Mo invited XXX to join the group chat.
"Comrades, I, Hu Hansan, are back again!" A classmate who was confiscated by Tang Yu in class posted.
"Didn't your phone get confiscated?"
"Luckily, I still have one in my dorm."
Seeing this, Tang Yu also took out his mobile phone, first used the little Taoist's mobile phone to add his friends, and then pulled himself into the "Leap Nine Zero One".
The head of the curtain invited the Central Plains hero to join the group chat.
"Daoist, who did you pull in?" Ouyang Mo asked.
Tang Yu helped the little Taoist priest type: "My trumpet, I'm not afraid that the person surnamed Tang will go crazy and confiscate my mobile phone, so I'll pull a trumpet in first just in case." ”
After Tang Yu finished the above actions, he handed the phone back to the little Taoist, patted his shoulder, and comforted: "You must keep it secret." ”
The little Taoist priest nodded without tears.
Tang Yu looked at the little monk again, and the little monk nodded solemnly at Tang Yu.
"Well, it's almost time to turn off the lights, little Taoist, hurry up and get to bed. Don't play anymore, I'm watching you in the dark! ”
As soon as Tang Yu finished speaking, there was a 'snap', and the light in the bedroom went out.
Tang Yu walked out of the room of the little Taoist priest and the little monk and headed towards the next goal. The target is also very good, because the doors of these dormitories are all windowed, and the window of one of the dormitories is shining brightly.
Tang Yu walked in quietly and looked at the door number, well, it's from his own class. Then I looked inside, and saw a battery light erected in the room, and several people sat around the battery light eating and drinking, eating small snacks and drinking beer.
Well, students can't drink beer, and it's time for Mr. Tang to play justice again.
Boom!
Kicked open the door.
The four people in the room jumped up in shock, and when they saw who was standing at the door, the four people sat down on the ground, and one of them was shaking like chaff. Well, this person is Ouyang Mo who is holding a mobile phone and scolding in the class group.
"Yo, are you eating?" Tang Yu walked in with his hands behind his back.
When Ouyang Mo saw this great demon king, his heart was taken, and he immediately said, "Why don't you come too?" ”
Tang Yu smiled, then kicked over the beer bottles piled on the ground, then squatted down, showed a mouthful of white teeth at Ouyang Mo, and said, "It seems that you haven't suffered enough." ”
A scream like killing a pig instantly resounded through the No. 1 boys' dormitory.
The little Taoist priest sat up from the bed, sighed, and recited the sentence: "Amitayus Blessing ......"
The little monk also folded his hands on the bed opposite, his mouth moved slightly, as if he said - Amitabha.