Sun Tao obviously didn't understand Li Xiaoyu's good intentions, laughed gloomily twice, and then hung up the phone.

Li Xiaoyu was so anxious that his head was full of beads of sweat, so he rushed towards the mentally handicapped No. 2 Middle School, and called Wu Yong on the way, "Brother Junshi, a few people are going to come to the school to film later, don't be serious with them!"

Wu Yong said lazily, "It's almost time to turn off the lights, what kind of drama are you filming, let them come back tomorrow." ”

Li Xiaoyu wanted to cry without tears, "I want to!" ”

When I called Sun Tao again, Sun Tao had already turned off his phone.

Li Xiaoyu was anxious, and the girl ran away, making an ah-ah-ah sound in his mouth, and several bewitching women on the road pointed at Li Xiaoyu and laughed, "Look at hey, there's a fool there!" ”

On the way, Li Xiaoyu prayed that the people sent by Sun Tao could slow down, and slow down.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Li Xiaoyu is definitely the kindest person in the world, when an enemy comes to the door, the first thing he worries about is the safety of the enemy.

This mind, this pattern, and this feeling make Li Xiaoyu feel tired ........ feeling.

When I arrived at the school gate, the gate had already been closed, Wu Yong was wearing big pants, and stood in the door with a few heroes sleepy-eyed, yawning and saying, "What kind of scene are you going to shoot later, it's a big night, can't you do it tomorrow?" ”

Li Xiaoyu pushed the big iron door with his hand, and checked that the lock on the gate was quite strong.

"There will be a martial arts scene later, there will be a group of people coming to kick the door, and they will kick and scold some ugly words, when the time comes, you just need to cooperate and pretend to be very scared, by the way, find a few good-tempered and powerful brothers to come over, push the iron door hard, don't let them kick the door down, otherwise this scene will have to be reshot."

Wang Ying, the bantam tiger next to him, suddenly became interested, "No problem, you can show a few more straight faces later, no, it's better to have lines." ”

Li Xiaoyu nodded and said, "No problem, everyone will have a decent face in a while, you must behave well, you must not fight back and scold back, and you must be very scared, and most importantly, don't let those people kick the door open, if this scene is filmed, I will let you be the male number one." ”

Wang Ying said with a smile, "No problem, no problem, when there is an Oriental drama, the actor has to be me." ”

Li Xiaoyu nodded, "Don't worry, I won't tell Hu Sanniang this sentence." ”

Wu was more careful and said, "What are our lines?" ”

Li Xiaoyu said, "It's okay to be improvised, this is a time to test your real acting skills, and the lines need to be played on the spot." ”

Wang Ying bit her lip and said, "Then at least you have to know what they are going to say later, otherwise it will be difficult to play." ”

Li Xiaoyu thought for a while, "Well, they will definitely say later,, open the door, there is a kind of out, you mentally retarded, kill you, whoever is blocking the door and wait to kill whom,, don't ask about grandpa's name...... Well, that's all there should be. ”

Wang Ying digested these words and said, "That's it, rehearse it first, and when they say the lines later, I'll say release your mother's bullshit, be careful that grandpa digs out your hearts and livers to make sobering soup!" ”

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, no, your role is a group of very timid people, and you must show a particularly frightened and scared look later." ”

Wang Ying scratched her head, "But we haven't been afraid of anyone?" ”

Li Xiaoyu said, "So, this is the time to test your real acting skills, if you are allowed to play in your true colors, how can you see if you are good seedlings as actors?" ”

Wang Ying thought about it, and suddenly covered her face and cried, "Don't, please don't ......."

Li Xiaoyu nodded with satisfaction, "That's how it feels." ”

Wu Yongcai only brought three or five people over, and the heroes of Liangshan were very righteous, and when they heard that there was such a happy thing as filming, Wang Ying immediately thought of calling the rest of the brothers to have a good time.

Li Xiaoyu said righteously, "I have no opinion on the number of people, but this time the competition is very fierce, there is only one male number one, and one more competitor means ........"

Wang Ying interrupted Li Xiaoyu's words, "My brothers must have slept, and it's not good to wake them up so late, so let's make do with a few of them." ”

Then a group of people began to smoke and chat, and the heroes talked and laughed, talking about the scenes that were about to be filmed later.

Li Xiaoyu tried hard to see if the lock on the door was honest, Wu Yong patted Li Xiaoyu on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, this lock was designed by the Shi Qian brothers, Jin Dajian made it himself, except for Shi Qian and Principal Zhang, no one can open it." ”

Li Xiaoyu exclaimed, "Are you saying that Principal Zhang is also a thief?" ”

Wu Yong shook his head, "No, because he has the key." ”

At this time, a van flashed its headlights and roared, Li Xiaoyu was excited, and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, "Attention units, prepare - action!" ”

The van door opened with a bang, and seven or eight big men rushed out of it, carrying steel pipes and other murder weapons in their hands, and the first person kicked on the iron door with a bang, ", open the door!" "Little bookstore

The heroes immediately covered their faces and cried, "Don't, please don't ......."

Then a group of big men began to kick the door, and Li Xiaoyu hid aside and commanded, "Don't patronize and cry, put the door on top!" ”

Then go up to two heroes who can't name Li Xiaoyu, who is five big and three thick, crying and pressing the iron door on the top.

The group of black-clothed men scolded while kicking the door, "Kind of come out, you mentally retarded!" ”

The heroes cried very hard, covered their faces and said no.

", open the door, whoever is blocking the door will kill whoever will be the first to die!"

", don't ask grandpa's name!"

The big man in black scolded and scolded, and the heroes shouted no to it.

This big iron gate was already solid, and the lock was designed by Shi Qian himself, and there were two big and three thick men staring, and the group of black-clothed men had nothing to do, and they kicked the door for a while without moving, but they were so tired that they were out of breath.

", you mentally retarded, listen up, go back and tell Li Xiaoyu that this time is a lesson for him, if you don't know each other again, next time Lao Tzu will burn you mentally retarded!"

After finishing speaking, several people got into the van and left.

Wang Ying stood in place and scratched her head, "The lines don't seem to have this sentence." ”

Li Xiaoyu walked out from the side with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "Good acting, you acted so well just now, let you be the leading actor when you go back, whether it is Oriental opera or Nanyang opera, you can play whatever you want." ”

Wu Yong stroked his beard, squinted at Li Xiaoyu for a while, and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, something was wrong just now, their last line pointed out that you should come out, indicating that you are the male number one in this play." ”

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly explained, "I'm just a soy sauce player, so I haven't shown up from beginning to end, don't worry, have you ever seen the male number one who doesn't show up at this kind of emergency?" ”

Wu Yong thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's right." ”

A turmoil was easily resolved for Li Xiaoyu, if the heroes knew that those people were here to find fault just now, it is estimated that they would have been sent to the board where Sun Erniang chopped bun stuffing at this time.

After such a toss, Wu Yong and the others couldn't sleep, so they asked Li Xiaoyu to go to the dormitory to brag with them for a while, Li Xiaoyu thought about it, and it was okay anyway, so he went with him.

When he arrived at Wuyong's dormitory, Wang Ying took a few cans of beer, a bunch of melon seeds, peanuts, pickled peppers, phoenix feet and other things, Li Xiaoyu was quite cola, and suddenly felt that he was back in high school.

"Brother Xiaoyu, I just have something to discuss with you today."

Wu Yong opened a can of beer and handed it to Li Xiaoyu, opened a can himself, took a sip and said, "Our brothers have been here for a while, serving delicious food and drink every day, and the days are peaceful, but I always feel a little unsteady in my heart." ”

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "Don't worry, don't be unsteady, there is food and drink here, if you are really bored, you can focus on studying, if you work a little harder, maybe you can catch up with the college entrance examination next year, and when the time comes, take a 985,211 or something, it can be regarded as giving your brother Song Jiang a face." ”

Wu Yong shook the feather fan and said, "It's not like this, everyone has thought about it in peacetime, we just think it's useless here, eat and drink your every day, you live in yours, and your heart is quite unsteady, this kind of thing of eating and drinking for nothing is not done by a good man." ”

Li Xiaoyu thought to himself, you still know that it is mine who eats and drinks for nothing every day, and waved his hand and said, "It's okay, everyone is a brother, don't be polite to me, as long as you don't make trouble for me." ”

"No way!"

Wu said with righteous words, "We Liangshan are mentally retarded and useless, you are so good to us here, we must not accept it calmly, if we don't do something for you, the brothers of the family are not sure." ”

Li Xiaoyu gnawed on the pickled pepper phoenix claws and said vaguely, "Then what are you going to do?" ”

Wang Ying took over the conversation next to him and said, "We have been watching TV a lot these days, and there are several big families, especially the two surnamed Ma, who seem to be particularly rich........."

"Stop, stop!"

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't do your old business here, it's people's business to be rich, let's eat our own rice, don't worry about others." ”

Wu Yong said with a smile, "Brother Xiaoyu misunderstood, we didn't mean that, Brother Wang Ying meant that everyone is human, those two Ma Daguan can do such a big thing, we Liangshan heroes also want to try." ”

"You want to do the Internet?"

Li Xiaoyu was immediately happy, "Come on, come on, who will tell me how many English letters there are on the keyboard, and when the WIFI can't be connected, who called me in the middle of the night." ”

Wu Yong shook his head and said, "That's not what it means, in fact, we don't know what to do, we don't seem to be able to use our housekeeping skills over there, so we want to implore Brother Xiaoyu to help us do something, see what is suitable for us here, we want to find a job." ”