Chapter 13 You Didn't Go Out With Your Eyes?
The bearded man suddenly dodged deftly, and while dodging Hongyutou's embrace, he shouted loudly again, "Uncle, I don't want anyone today, I want your Oiran Snow Dance." ”
Hongyu thinks that she is the leader in this Cuiliu Pavilion except for Xue Wu, in fact, this is indeed the case, and no man has ever escaped her gentle plan, but she never thought that such an exception would come today.
And this exception doesn't eat his own set, and he hides so fast, Hongyu didn't pay attention, and fell directly to the ground.
"Oh, my little waist!" Hongyu was lying on the ground, one elbow supporting the ground, and the other hand half-stretched in the air, ignoring the shouting of the bearded Xue Wu, blinked coquettishly, and continued to say charmingly, "Uncle, you are so bad, you actually treat the slave family like this!" Don't pull the slave family up, the slave family is going to be angry......"
The bearded man listened to Hongyu's words, and couldn't help but tremble, Mom, what a breathing voice, numb to death aunt and grandmother!
"My master said, as long as Snow Dance!" At this time, a small attendant stood up and shouted in the hall, instantly drawing everyone's attention to himself.
"It's ugly, wow! ...... vomit" came from the hall.
When the little attendant saw the situation in front of him, he rubbed his nose helplessly, his eyes were a little gloomy, and he whispered, "I know that Sister Ah will definitely paint herself ugly, otherwise how can she balance her heart?" ”
But what did Sister Tell herself about? Why do people vomit when they see themselves?
The bearded man was very satisfied with everyone's performance like this, what he wanted was such a result, the more disgusting it was, the less he would doubt himself and Lan Yukang.
That's right, this bearded man with an ugly face and three black moles on his face is Lan Yuxuan, who is dressed as a man, and the ugly little follower who makes people vomit is Lan Yukang.
Everyone is vomiting, and he and Lan Yukang are not good at acting!
Seeing that everyone didn't come back to their senses, only a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup and bright makeup at the stairs looked at herself and Lan Yukang indifferently, Lan Yuxuan knew that this woman should be the rumored bustard.
Thereupon.
Lan Yuxuan shook her arms and walked swaggering in the direction of the old bustard, saying as she walked, "Xiaokang, don't keep up yet!" ”
"Yes, sir!" The little follower Lan Yukang responded with a dog's leg, trotted behind his own master Lan Yuxuan, and walked in the direction of the old bustard, while not forgetting to turn around and make a face at everyone from time to time.
The little follower Lan Yukang was proud, but he suddenly hit a wall of flesh, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, and shouted, "Oh, who dares to hit me?" ”
"I, your master!" The bearded Lan Yuxuan's voice came from above the head of Lan Yukang, the little attendant.
When Lan Yukang heard this voice, he shuddered, and his arrogance was immediately extinguished, "Ah...... Master, that's not what the little one meant, spare your life! ”
"You kid, didn't you go out with your eyes? Dare to bump into your master and me, see how I clean you up when I go back! The bearded Lan Yuxuan glared at the little follower Lan Yukang, and seemed to be very vicious.
Everyone listened to the conversation between the master and servant, and secretly worried and sympathetic for the little follower, no wonder this little follower leader was so ugly, he must have been beaten by his ugly master, otherwise how could there be such an ugly person in this world?
And it's a couple, ugly master, ugly follower!
If Lan Yuxuan knew how everyone positioned herself, she would definitely be angry and vomit blood, when did she abuse Lan Yukang? If he Lan Yukang reveals his true face, he won't be cute to death!
I painted him so ugly, but also out of good intentions, in order to avoid causing traffic jams in Liangcheng!
Besides, the master is so ugly, the squad leader is too handsome, he didn't steal the limelight from the master, that's not what a qualified follower should do.
"Master spare your life, the little one won't dare next time!" The little attendant cried and begged for mercy with a sad face, with a look of grievance and fear, as if the great punishment was already in front of his eyes and was about to be executed.
When everyone looked at such a frightened little follower, they affirmed their previous thoughts even more, and they also despised the bearded man even more in their hearts.
The bearded Lan Yuxuan doesn't care what everyone thinks, what he wants is such an effect.
You have to do enough to do the play!
"What? Do you dare to have a next time? When the bearded Lan Yuxuan heard the words of the little attendant, she suddenly raised her eyebrows coldly, her eyes widened, and she shouted viciously.
"No, no, there is no next time, there is no next time, my lord spares his life! Woo woo...... "The little follower Lan Yukang was frightened and cried by the bearded Lan Yuxuan's vicious rage, and while begging for mercy in a low voice, he quickly turned around and pleaded with the old bustard, "Mom, tell my master quickly, where is the Snow Dance girl, or my master will chop off the small one on his head!" Save the little one! Woohoo......"
As he spoke, he raised his arm, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with the tattered sleeves of his shirt, and secretly watched the bustard's reaction from time to time.
The old bustard is embarrassed now, this child is really pitiful, and he wants to help him, but Xue Wu is ......
Alas, Xue Wu is really inconvenient for her to pick up this bearded guest at the moment!
The person on the other end isn't something he can offend!
Seeing that the old bustard had been hesitating, Lan Yuxuan knew that Xue Wu must be picking up customers at the moment, and the guests she received were either rich or expensive, and they must be characters that the old bustard couldn't afford to provoke.
is making such a fuss, that person hasn't come out, it seems that Xue Wu is the one who picks up the guest at the moment, if it is really like that, he will have to find Xue Wu.
After all, if he robbed other people's money and food, he had to do something good, otherwise he would contract syphilis, genital warts or something in such a place, and it would not be the end of his life!
Think of yourself as repaying him for his kindness in giving him money and food, and I don't like to owe others something, especially favors!
Thinking of this, the bearded Lan Yuxuan blew his beard, cleared his throat, glanced at his little follower Lan Yukang, and motioned for him to continue.
The little follower Lan Yukang naturally understood what his bearded sister meant, and after nodding slightly at him, he cried even harder.
"Woo...... Mom, just tell the little one, the little one will definitely repay your great kindness in the next life as a cow and a horse, you are so kind, you will not watch the little one be chopped by my master! Whining...... Mother......"