Chapter XVI Endorsement
Shangguan Xu Yang's current tablemate's name is Wang Zheng, because his head is very big, so people who know him give him a nickname: Datou
The big head is a very good person, he doesn't bully his classmates, he doesn't have society, and he has a good relationship with Shangguan Xu Yang.
The big head squinted his eyes and saw Shangguan Xu Yang sitting over, he immediately took the initiative to lean over, leaned over and joked in a low voice: "Brother Yang, you are so fierce!"
Did you eat maca this morning? ”
Shangguan Xu Yang listened to Wang Zheng's words and smiled helplessly, he also knew that Wang Zheng had no malicious intentions, so he laughed at himself and joked softly: "I still use Maca?" Ten times a night is not a problem. ”
Wang Zheng looked Shangguan Xu Yang up and down with suspicious eyes for a while, and said, "Ten times a night, don't have kidney deficiency." ”
"You're kidney-deficient!" Shangguan Xu Yang scolded back.
The most important thing a man can afford is his kidneys, he can really bear it with his aunt, but he can't bear it with his uncle!
"I don't have kidney deficiency, I often drink Kidney Treasure oral liquid in the morning and take kidney lozenges in the evening. If you don't believe me, try it. Wang Zheng patted his chest as he spoke.
"You're amazing! I'm not afraid of eating too much kidney! And you go away quickly, I don't fight bayonets. Shangguan Xu Yang pretended to take a few steps back and said.
Then the two looked at each other, and then there was a burst of laughter from the two dicks in the classroom......
"Well, this class is the language of the old desk of the head teacher, and the next class is the English of Teacher Shangguan.
You have to be careful, these two teachers have been provoked by you. ”
Wang Zheng also knew that Shangguan Xu Yang hadn't come to school for a long time, so he kindly reminded him.
Listening to Wang Zheng's words, Shangguan Xu Yang shook his head helplessly, but he escaped a lot from Chinese class, and he escaped from Shangguan's class because he had a hard time, he had a grudge against English since he was a child, and he was sleepy when he saw the letters, not to mention the dense textbooks now.
is the current situation of Shangguan Xu Yang, he didn't report any hope at all, so he chose to escape.
Helplessly, Shangguan Xu Yang picked up the language book on the table, and the textbook was brand new, the same as the new one.
He opened the first page of the book, and at this moment, he found that the content of this page went directly into his mind, and he memorized it at all, and engraved it directly in his mind.
Shangguan Xu Yang hurriedly continued to open it to verify whether he had really forgotten it.
"Are you really learning?" When Wang Zheng saw that Shangguan Xu Yang had actually started to read the Chinese textbook, he suddenly felt a little incredible.
Are you kidding? Shangguan Xu Yang actually studied, and he was very surprised at once, and then took out his language book.
In the past, Shangguan Xu Yang either slept or issued a memory certificate in class, otherwise he wouldn't have known to go to the Internet café near the school to play games and watch movies.
"Here, I see that you haven't drawn the key points in your book, you can't look at it like this, I've marked it here, maybe it will be useful to you."
Datou Zheng also really hopes that Shangguan Xu Yang can study hard, after all, Shangguan Xu Yang is the only friend in this class who can let go of what he says.
It's really the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, and he is a good friend of Dick Si!
Then Shangguan Xu Yang nodded, stretched out his hand and took it from Wang Zheng's hand, and then Shangguan Xu Yang took his eyes off his textbook, looked directly at Wang Zheng with a clear gaze, and sincerely said thank you.
Shangguan Xu Yang continued to look at the book that Wang Zheng lent him, he was not happy or satisfied, he turned the page after page, and by the time he was in class, he had already read more than thirty pages.
Wang Zheng, who saw this scene, sighed, and shook his head helplessly, like Shangguan Xu Yang, he looked at it at all at a glance and ten lines, swallowing dates.
And not being able to remember anything at all, or even leave any impressions in the mind, is simply a waste of time and money.
At this time, Zhu Hao, who was in the back corner of the class, saw Shangguan Xu Yang reading a book, and pouted with disdain and muttered: "Silly, forced, Yang, you TM This is also called reading books, and I haven't read comics so fast." ”
As he spoke, his eyes were full of disdain.
Zhu Hao is a gangster in the class, he comes to school all day long and doesn't study, just smoking, drinking, fighting, and picking up girls.
On weekdays, he has an average relationship with Shangguan Xu Yang, and it can be regarded as well water and not river water.
But Zhu Hao has a problem, he always likes to meddle in things, which causes him to be very popular in the class.
This made Zhu Hao very angry, but those who were either good at studying, or had money and connections in their families, couldn't find anyone to vent at all.
So our poor protagonist Shangguan Xu Yang is sometimes unlucky, and he will be used as a sandbag to teach him a lesson.
And Shangguan Xu Yang never fought back, because he knew that Zhu Hao was outside the school, and everyone in the school called him, so he could only endure the humiliation.
But now he has a world crossing system, and he has tens of millions of dollars. Shangguan Xu Yang was about to get up and speak, when everyone heard:
Ding Ding Ding ~ The class bell rang, and everyone only sat upright, and the atmosphere did not dare to take a breath.
The Chinese teacher, that is, Shangguan Xu Yang's homeroom teacher, stepped on the bell of class and came to the classroom, she took heavy steps, dragged her fat body to the classroom, slowly walked onto the podium, and stood still.
"Ahem~" With her coughing sound, Shangguan Xu Yang saw that the fat on her face was about to drip oily water, and obviously trembled a few times.
When she looked at Shangguan Xu Yang sitting there lazily, still there quickly flipping through the textbook.
The Chinese teacher suddenly said angrily: "Shangguan Xu Yang, don't think that if I am not your instructor, I will not be able to cure you!" I'm going to make sure you fail in the language subject.
You won't have to go to my class in the future, I don't allow a black sheep like you in my class, it's really a rat poop that spoils a pot of soup, I ask you to go out now, don't delay the precious time of other students. ”
Hearing her words, Shangguan Xu Yang's brows suddenly furrowed, although he didn't know why the Chinese teacher had such a big temper, but as a classroom to his own students, he suddenly made him very angry.
In the past, she looked down on herself very much, because she was from the countryside, and basically avoided it except for lectures.
"I, Shangguan Xu Yang, am the black sheep? Rat droppings? Teacher Table, please speak to me with your attitude as a people's teacher. ”
Shangguan Xu Yang said imposingly, with a hint of nervousness in his expression, and the hands in his sleeves trembled uncontrollably.
After listening to Shangguan Xu Yang's words, the other students were also stunned, if the usual Shangguan Xu Yang was said by the teacher, he would write a review, but he didn't expect that today's Shangguan Xu Yang would actually be on top with the teacher.
And looking at Shangguan Xu Yang's current expression, it seems that it has become a little different from before.
That feeling, like confidence? It's like the momentum of a superior person.
Yes, self-confidence. Now Shangguan Xu Yang has money and soft sister coins, and he is tough on everything.
"I speak responsibly. Shangguan Xu Yang, tell me if you have skipped class for three days, is this considered a violation of school discipline, you can come if you want, and if you want to leave, will it affect the study of other students. ”
The Chinese teacher obviously didn't expect that Xu Yang, the official of Qiong Stinky Dick Si, who usually doesn't speak and doesn't have good grades, would dare to talk back to him, so he snorted heavily and continued to sneer.
"Besides, what were you doing there just now? Holding a Chinese textbook at a glance and ten lines, are you despising the language subject, despising the class, despising the class, despising the school, and despising education? ”
A big high hat without saying a word, it was directly buckled on the head of Shangguan Xu Yang's dick.
"I'm actually very educated, I don't want to tell you about those useless things, I was actually reciting the text just now." Shangguan Xu Yang explained lightly.
Memorizing texts?
I don't know who started it, but everyone laughed after that. Even the serious-looking Chinese teacher almost didn't laugh.
Shangguan Xu Yang is reciting the text? Sows are able to climb the tree.
Looking at the laughing students in the classroom, the depressed teacher waved his hand and motioned for everyone to be quiet.
At this time, the students stopped laughing, and the Chinese teacher looked at Shangguan Xu Yang and said, "Can you recite the text?" Sows will go up trees. ”
"Teacher, be careful with your words." Shangguan Xu Yang frowned slightly, he hated the Chinese teacher's approach very much, but he was also a student, and the teacher actually took the lead in ridiculing and sarcastically mocking the students.
The Chinese teacher smiled slightly and looked at Shangguan Xu Yang with contempt: "Did I say something wrong?" Isn't turning a page in those 10 seconds called memorizing a text? If you recite all the things you just saw
Then I'll let you not fail the Chinese subject this semester? ”
How about you not failing a Chinese subject this semester? ”
Li Xiaoxiao looked at Shangguan Xu Yang anxiously, and wanted to step forward to dissuade him, but when he thought that Shangguan Xu Yang was actually grabbing his jade feet just now and looking at his own little Nene, he suddenly puffed up his face and said secretly:
"The big villain Shangguan Xu Yang, let you bully me just now."
"Okay, teacher, I agreed. But I hope you will have the integrity and will keep your promises. After Shangguan Xu Yang listened to the conditions, he readily agreed.
Shangguan Xu Yang is a fool if he doesn't agree, he has skipped so many classes, it is very normal for him to fail the course, and if he can't graduate normally, he won't be able to fulfill his father's dream.
"Okay, Shangguan Xu Yang, please come to the podium and recite it to everyone." The Chinese teacher knew that Shangguan Xu Yang's tablemate studied well, and he was afraid that he would use other methods to cheat, so he simply went directly to Shangguan Xu Yang to the podium to recite.
The classroom of the eighth class of the second year suddenly became quiet at this time, and now even if a needle fell on the ground, it could be heard clearly.
It seems that everyone wants to see how Shangguan Xu Yang recites. was waiting for Shangguan Xu Yang's embarrassed appearance after he couldn't carry it.
In short, the people who were watching the play at this time had the expression of the people eating melons at this time.
"Unit 1, Lesson 1." Shangguan Xu Yang directly recited the book in his mind, and his memory can now be said to be unforgettable, and there is no mistake in the comma and full stop after each sentence.
Before Shangguan Xu Yang recited, everyone planned how they should laugh, and what language to use to mock Shangguan Xu Yang, but when they kept speaking.
Shangguan Xu Yang began to recite word by word sonorously according to the first page of the book, and everything changed, everyone's expressions, faces and attitudes.
After a minute, the classroom was quieter, and everyone's mouths were wide open.
Ten minutes later, Shangguan Xu Yang's recitation did not miss a word, and there was no pause, it was very coherent, and he still kept reciting.
The Chinese teacher's face changed.
A smile appeared, a smile of excitement.
Li Xiaoxiao also let go of his hanging heart, and at the same time became more interested in Shangguan Xu Yang.
The unshaven ridicule on Zhu Hao's face also froze directly, like a clown, sitting there.
Murong Yuhan also looked at Shangguan Xu Yang in surprise.
"Did he pretend before?"
The expressions of everyone in the class froze, and no one even knew how long the time had passed, and they didn't even hear the bell for the end of class.
It was still mocking just now, but the vicious Chinese teacher reflected it, opened his mouth wide, couldn't speak for a long time, and left the classroom as if he was flying, he was too embarrassed now.
Shangguan Xu Yang returned to his seat, and just now he seemed to have forgotten something.