The spirit of speech is awakened by the heat.

Covered in sweat, the August weather can heat people to death.

Yan Ling gloriously experienced the "ancient life" of a family bucket with no air conditioning, no electric fan, no ice cream, and fried chicken wings today. It's nothing without ice cream McDonald's KFC, but without air conditioning and no electric fan, it's going to heat to death!

It was raining a few days ago, and the weather wasn't so hot, and now it's all about drying people out!

She wants to go home!

"Lu'er, I want to take a bath! Cold shower! ”

Yan Ling's way of cooling down is to take a cold shower, and she doesn't want to stop when she washes, the hot weather makes her feel like a fish, as soon as she leaves the water, how did the ancient people endure this scorching heat?

Yan Ling knew that some wealthy dignitaries would go to escape the summer, but what about others? Those petty officials and ordinary people, how did they survive the scorching summer?

"Lu'er, don't you feel hot?" The whole person was soaked in cold water, and Yan Ling suddenly felt much better, but looking at Lu'er who was busy, there was no sweat on his forehead.

"County Lord, Lu'er is a person who practices martial arts, although his internal strength is not too high, but he can still resist the heat of this area." Lu'er said.

Are all martial arts practitioners spicy? She also wants to practice martial arts in a hundred steps and wear Yang Fei's sword to win the enemy's head, and the most important thing is not afraid of heat, and it is estimated that she is not afraid of cold in winter.

"Lu'er, do you think I can practice martial arts?" Yan Ling pulled his hands on the edge of the bathtub, rested his chin on his hands, and winked at Lu'er cutely and obediently.

The corners of Lu'er's mouth twitched, "County Lord, you are old, and your roots and bones have been formed, even if you start cultivating now, you won't have much achievement." ”

Older......

It's big......

Finish......

Where is she old? She's only thirteen now! Thirteen years old! I'm just starting to enter middle school! Lu'er actually dislikes her for being old?!

Boom ~ so sad and sad.

Yan Ling looked at Lu'er sadly, "Lu'er, you don't love me anymore." ”

"County Lord, Lu'er's father is still looking forward to holding his grandson as soon as possible, and Lu'er probably can't love you, because Lu'er still has to find a man to go home and have a baby." Lu'er was expressionless and vomited, her county master is very good, but sometimes she has convulsions from time to time, what do you love or not, she always puts love on her lips, and the county lord doesn't feel ashamed? Moreover, How do two women love each other?

If Yan Ling knew Lu'er's thoughts, he would definitely sigh that Lu'er was still too simple, who said that women and women can't love each other? Modern lesbians are called "lilies", and in ancient times, they were called "grinding mirrors" because the other party's body structure is the same as their own, as if they were facing themselves in the mirror, so they are called "grinding mirrors".

"It turns out that my Lu'er can also get married, Lu'er, have you taken a fancy to that handsome boy? Let's go and snatch him back, give you a baby as a father-in-law! "Something seems wrong? Oops, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter anyway.

Snatch it back and give birth to a baby?

Can a man still have a baby?

They are not robbers, how can they rob people's men?

"County Lord, it's not right to rob the people, the lady and the general will kill you."

The county lord of her family is becoming more and more improper, will she really grab a man back when she goes out one day? Then the matter will be revealed.

Lu'er felt a little tired, and could only pray that the county lord was just talking, and he wouldn't really want to snatch a man back.

"Haha, even if I really go to rob a man to go home, my father and mother will not be willing to beat me, what are you talking about." Chirping on Lu'er's tangled little face, Yan Ling was a little happy, this little girl, she loves to worry so much at a young age.

Lu'er pouted: "County Lord, you will come out when you have washed enough, you will catch a cold if you soak in cold water for too long, Lu'er will go out first." ”

"Hey, Lu'er, don't go, I'm not done yet."

She's just talking, and she won't really rob it, what is this little girl running?

After soaking in the bathtub for a while, I felt that the water temperature was getting hot, so I reluctantly got up, put on my clothes, and then called Lu'er to come in and comb my hair, she really can't learn this ancient hairstyle, she can still wear clothes, her hair really can't be combed, the only thing she will know is a ponytail.

"Did anything happen last night?" Yan Ling sat upright in front of the dresser, and Ren Lu'er was playing with her hair.

"What does the county lord want to hear? There was something really big last night. Lu'er combed her hair with a wooden comb in her hand and said.

"Oh? What's the big deal? Yan Ling became interested and asked.

"The fifteenth princess Qi Qin met an assassin on the way back, and fortunately met the prince, so she picked up a life, but she was seriously injured, and the prince was furious, and strictly ordered the imperial doctor to heal the person. Today, the emperor ordered a thorough investigation of the harem to see who went to shield the assassins, it is said that the assassins also brought a bow and crossbow, no wonder the emperor will be furious, the bow and crossbow are rare objects in the army, the lethality is extremely great, appearing in the palace, who is not worried that the bow and crossbow will be aimed at themselves in the next moment? This Princess Qi Qin didn't know who she had provoked, she was actually assassinated by an assassin, and she was also fated to meet His Royal Highness the Prince, otherwise she would have died at the hands of the assassin. ”

As soon as the front foot met Qi Shuo, the Nine Emperor Prince, he improved his living status, and the back foot met the prince and saved her, and the assassin with a bow and crossbow failed to kill her, is she really worthy of being the heroine? Rong Chen is really right, the heroine's luck is too strong, it's not easy to kill!

"I don't know what the origin of this guest is, he can actually bring a bow and crossbow to the palace, to put it mildly, with the current level of defense power of the palace, it is too easy for thieves to get in, if one day the enemy country sends a killer to assassinate the emperor, and the killer can mix next to the emperor, Lu'er will not be too surprised." Lu'er deftly gave Yan Ling's slightly lively hairstyle with both hands, inserted hairpins, and did not forget to spit out the guards of the palace in her mouth.

"Are the palace guards so bad?" Yan Ling is a little unconvinced, the palace! The king of a kingdom and his family dwell. Is it so defensive?

"County Lord, don't believe it, Lu'er is very confident that she will not be discovered when she wanders around the palace." Lu'er said proudly, and took a step back, "County Lord, okay." ”

Yan Ling looked at the bronze mirror narcissistically, "My Lu'er's hand is skillful, I can't even recognize who this beauty in the mirror is." ”

"Yes, yes, the county lord is the most beautiful county lord in the world, the county lord, the lady is still waiting for you to have lunch." Lu'er skillfully brought her fan, opened the folding fan with a chic "brush", and walked out of the door: "It's all lunch now?" ”

Lu'er took out the paper umbrella from the maid's hand, opened it, and propped it on Yan Ling's head, shielding her from the hot sun.

This arrogant and lascivious life is really depraved.

Yan Ling felt that he was becoming more and more hypocritical, and he couldn't stand the slightest bit of heat.