She said she had no capital? Is there still some normal logic for this woman to speak? It's not that there's something wrong with the brain.

He has seen a lot of beautiful women, even if such a beauty is crazy, even if it is dead, he will not pity the jade. has no feelings, as long as it is not Shangguan Min'er, women are nothing in his eyes, just for him to have fun and solve his needs.

"Lord! I was wronged! Didn't I wake up and wear you straight away? I'm nervous! When I'm nervous, I'm stupid, and I'm stupid. You are a prince, you are a big man, can you see me in the same way? Please, you adults don't care about villains, you just take it as a fart and let me go! I'm sure I'm grateful to your eight ancestors! "Sincere~, sincere, and quite sincere.

"Do you want to thank the ancestors of this king for eight lifetimes? You dare to say that this king sees that you don't want to die enough alone, and you want to be beheaded all over the house, right? ”

"Do you want to destroy the door? How can there be such inhumanity? Oh~ No, no, no! Misspeech, purely personal misspeech, all blame me for not learning cultural knowledge well at the beginning, and now I know that it is terrible to be uneducated, what do I mean..."Gu Yanran was suddenly speechless. It seems that she is really uneducated, Gu Yanran completely glanced at herself in her heart, won't she really want to die again?

I'll go, if I really hit a telephone pole and die, then let us enter the ghost door as soon as possible, what kind of play is this? Specially sent me to see a very H picture, and then was scolded to death by a very violent cane?

Is the world crazy? What are you kidding with me, an honest man? O God! Open your eyes! It's not a pity for me to die! But can you make it easier for me to die, and I can't die once? Have you ever done that? Specially sent me to disturb so many people, hehe, it's a death, you're immoral!

As soon as Gu Yanran spit on, her inner monologue gushed endlessly, and the expression on her face was called a brilliant and watchful person, I don't know whether to convulsions or shoot the case.

Liu Piaopiao's good sisters are also restless, this girl was still a normal person just now, and in a blink of an eye, she became this strange appearance; What the hell is going on? Didn't you see that the Jade Lord was too excited and went insane? Everyone is resentful and worried about Gu Yanran in their hearts!

You said, tonight is such a beautiful day, a great opportunity, all of her crazy stirring is gone, it's really angry, maybe she will be dragged out and cut down every minute, isn't this just going to hell when you enter heaven? Why are they so miserable!

"What is this king asking you, what are you rubbing in? Quick, what does that mean? If you can't say or make a mistake, the king will tell you to fall to the ground immediately. "But hadn't he ordered her to be executed a long time ago? Why give her a chance now?

"I mean... Eun, it means..."

Gu Yanran pinched the sweat for herself, and her brain cells were not enough! No matter how hard she tries, she can't make any suitable adjectives, please, give me some time, okay? Ah, isn't it heaven that is going to kill me?

Huang Puyu looked at Gu Yanran, and then looked at the various brilliant expressions on her face, he wanted to laugh. He seemed to be able to see how much movement Gu Yanran's inner struggle was at this time, and suddenly, his face collapsed suddenly.

"Hmph, it seems that you can't say it? Someone! ”

"Slow!" Gu Yanran took a deep breath, "My beloved, dear, lovely prince! I mean, my lord, your ancestors and ancestors are the gods of our common people! It's really a great grace to us, and the majesty lasts forever! I'm spurring myself to be grateful. ”

Huang Puyu was speechless, he couldn't digest these words, but he couldn't find anything wrong, but he definitely wouldn't let Gu Yanran go easily, so he said, "Woman, this king is very angry now, aren't you very capable?" Now give you a chance, if you make this king happy, it will be easy to say, otherwise you will not have ten heads enough to cut off. ”

"Oh?" Wahaha, wahaha, it turns out that this ancient person can't withstand the strategy of sugar-coated cannonballs? It seems that you basically don't have to die now, so it's easy to say, but you can relax and have a good chat with the handsome guy, and then enhance the relationship or something.

"That prince, can you tell them to go out first." Gu Yanran pointed to the guards who were still standing at the door.

With a slight wave of Huangpu Yu's hand, the door of the Hehuan Hall was gently closed.

"Ouch, what obedient enough!" Gu Yanran looked at the disappeared guards and couldn't help but sigh. Then he turned around and smiled at the beauties behind Huang Puyu.

All the girls shrank in. First, they felt that this Liu Piaopiao was no longer the Piao Piao they knew before, and it was difficult to accept it for a while; Second, she provoked the prince like this, maybe she would be in trouble again in the next second, but they still managed to protect themselves.

"Go down too!" Compared with the joy of fish and water, he wants to find some different fun from this crazy woman, after all, he is the prince above one person and under ten thousand people, it is really not easy to meet such a strange person, how can he miss it?

"Yes, my lord! The slaves and maidservants retired. The 11 girls got up and obediently withdrew.

"Eh, why are you gone? How rare is it to keep me? Don't, right? "I panicked in my heart, and I walked with them with my steps, unconsciously.

"You stay." Although she didn't say it loudly, Gu Yanran was glared at fiercely.

Unwilling! Doesn't it just make you laugh? Come on! Whoever is afraid of whom, I can chill you to death by saying any cold jokes. Gu Yanran tightened the pink tulle on her body, she tried her best to ignore this dress from the beginning, but fortunately, there were belly pockets and obscene pants inside, so she was not embarrassed.

"Lord Wang, as long as you make you laugh, you can do anything?"

"Don't laugh!" Huang Puyu said coldly. His life is so boring now, and he vaguely feels that this woman may be able to bring him some stimulation. It's just that he must not follow her, otherwise her flamboyant character may not be able to do anything; Women just can't be used for pets, but just tools for warming the bed, which is his consistent style.

Still a little bit of a laugh? How could she do such a high-level thing, but when he said this, it made her think about it. Hehe~ How can this be hard for me? However, this should be regarded as a killer weapon, and it will be used to save your life at a critical moment.

"Listen, I'll tell you a joke now, it's a treasure I'm going to laugh at for the rest of my life." Gu Yanran was smug with an expression of determination to win.

"Say." This woman doesn't talk a lot of nonsense, it's really noisy.

"Oh." Gu Yanran obviously felt that someone was very unhappy, and she was not poor, so she went straight to the point, "Once upon a time, there were two people, one was called Haha, and the other was called Hehe, one day Haha died, Hee Hee went to his funeral, and then Hee Hee said to his tombstone, 'Haha, you are dead!' 'Haha~"

Gu Yanran laughed after she finished speaking, why is this joke so funny? She laughs every time she says it.

Huang Puyu suddenly, this woman should die! wanted to stretch out his hand and make a gesture, but he wanted to personally end up Gu Yanran.

"Slow! Lord, didn't I start to warm up the field, test how high your laughter is, it's okay, I still have the classics of the classics. ”

Huang Puyu didn't speak, but retracted the claws that stretched out to Gu Yanran, and acquiesced that Gu Yanran could continue.

"Lord Wang, you earned it today, and I'm going to tell the ultimate joke now, and I plan to laugh at it for several lifetimes."

"Ahem." Seeing that the people didn't react, Gu Yanran coughed to ease the embarrassing atmosphere. "One day, the rabbit jumped forward and backwards, and then jumped on one foot with its left leg, and then jumped on one foot with its right foot, and you know why?"

Huang Puyu glanced at her, could it be that now she asked her to guess the lantern riddle for him?

"Haha, I don't know, right? Then I'll tell you! It's because it loves! Hahaha~~" Gu Yanran laughed to herself as soon as she finished speaking, and then laughed.

Huang Puyu was unmoved, is this woman crazy? Tears burst into laughter, which is really exaggerated to the extreme.

Gu Yanran wiped her tears, looked up and asked Huang Puyu, who was staring at her with a disgusted face, "Don't you think it's funny?" Hehe~ It's really humorous, then I'm going to make a guarantee trick! ”

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Gu Yanran decisively knocked Huang Puyu down, and then "squeak~squeak~ see if you smile, haha, squeak, squeak"

Huang Puyu didn't know that Gu Yanran would come to this set, he was defenseless and was squeaked by Gu Yanran, since he was a child, how could he not know that he still had such a big weakness. Finally, Huang Puyu laughed out loud with a "poof~", the more he laughed, the louder he became, he couldn't stand it.

With a hard effort, he turned over and pressed against Gu Yanran's body, and grabbed Gu Yanran's hands fiercely, damn it, this woman dared to tease him like this. deceived down, and her lips were fiercely printed on Gu Yanran's lips.

Gu Yanran, how can she still care about playing! I just feel that my brain is blank and my blood is boiling; wanted to break free, but was tightened tighter and tighter, and this night, she was destined to be eaten and wiped clean.

'Mom and Dad, I'm sorry, I lost my body. ’

Gu Yanran was still indulging in the laughter of Huangpu Yu's magic voice just now, and in the blink of an eye, the situation made her not know what to do. She has always done things quite out of line, how could she have thought that the ancients were so arrogant, and she was knocked down?

Under the red luan tent, spring is rippling. Gu Yanran wanted to shout, but her mouth was tightly blocked, and a trace of struggling strength was suppressed to death, leaving only tears, flowing inexplicably.

Huang Puyu felt a stir in his mouth, knowing that the woman under him was crying, but he didn't stop, but worked harder! He wanted her to know if she could afford to provoke him!

A night of excessive lingering, pain ~ pain ~ pain ~

Who's going to tell her what to do? Just eaten and wiped clean? I didn't have to think about something in a hurry, after the person on my body left, Gu Yanran was so tired that she was weak, and she soon fell asleep.