Not only Ruoxi, but also the thick line of Xiaoxiao couldn't help but shrink his neck when he saw the bearded man arrogantly slapping the big scimitar on the table, as if the big knife would be cut down at any time.

"You tell a joke that will make me laugh. The knife won't cut you. The bearded guest said angrily, Ruoxi wasted a lot of effort to understand what he said, and couldn't help but be stunned. She was stunned not for anything else, but simply thought that this huge and sturdy swordsman from the Western Regions was here to test her martial arts, but Ruoxi was already relieved in the next moment, because the bearded guest just glanced at her narrow little shoulders that could not bear the burden and could not carry firewood when he sat down, revealing a deep disdain. It is estimated that he really wanted to compete with her, but seeing that the strength of the other party and himself was too different, this great plan could only fail.

However, it seems that this matter is even more difficult to handle......

Ruoxi looked at the bearded guest, with a full beard and a small curly wrapped around it, and couldn't help but reach out and pull it with great curiosity, she tried her best to resist this impulse, her fingers clenched and loosened on both sides of her body, clenched and loosened, and moved back and forth several times before she could endure the itching of her hands.

"Ahem, well, it's fine. Tell a joke that makes you laugh, and I win, right? Ruoxi asked him. The bearded guest was waiting very impatiently, but after hearing her voice, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, and looked at Ruoxi's throat curiously, the look was too focused, so Ruoxi was a little uncomfortable, pretended to cough, and then pulled his collar high, blocking his neck without an Adam's apple.

"That's right, I don't laugh, Jin mistakenly knife, I'll cut off your neck." The bearded man said again, symbolically touching his broadsword.

Xiaoxiao's neck can't wait to get back into the cavity, looking at this tall and big lump, it is really sad and distressed. Under the table, he pulled Ruoxi's sleeve, grabbed Ruoxi's palm, and wrote a word on it.

"Run!"

If you can fight, you can fight, and if you can't fight, you can run, this is a valuable experience that people have summed up for thousands of years! Why is she still sitting here so unenlightened, is she waiting for the bearded man to really pick up the big knife and cut it down?

Feeling the shape of the handwriting in his palm, Ruoxi shook his head, secretly smiled bitterly, smiled, smiled, smiled, are you really mindless or pretend not to know? With such a big person, it seems that he is not only big, but also has good martial arts! Tall, long-armed, big-shouldered and round-waisted, such a character, you still want to run away with slippery work under his nose? It's just a fantasy.

In order to comfort Xiaoxiao's uneasy mood, Ruoxi squeezed her cold little hand tightly under the table.

This child usually listens to Bai and loves that dispatch in the palace, and now he suddenly lends her out to see the outside world, I am afraid that it is a little too cruel and eager for her. But...... Although Ruoxi didn't want to see Xiaoxiao so frightened, she didn't have that much time anymore! At the beginning of next month, Princess Xianyue will enter the door, and then everything she will be restrained and balanced in the Hall of Forgotten Souls, and everything will be overstretched, which will be even more inconvenient, these things, if you don't do them now, it will be difficult in the future.

In other words, she had to do it, not entirely because she found out that some people were unreliable, or that the problems of those around her were just a catalyst to make this happen sooner and faster.

Ruoxi shook his head, looking at the bearded man's heart, he immediately widened his eyes like copper bells, and shouted irritably, "Bah! ”

Bah fart!

Ruoxi was taken aback by him, scolded in a low voice in his heart, rolled his eyes vigorously, and then looked at Xiaoxiao Before the big man's voice fell, he was already "Ouch, my mother!" He roared and went under the table.

Until this time, the other guests in the tavern also left, and those guests who planned to stay to see the excitement turned out to be faster than rabbits at this time, and they were not originally from the rivers and lakes, and they stayed just some bold people who planned to see the excitement, but they definitely did not lose their lives because of watching the excitement! At this time, a bearded man reached out to touch the knife, and immediately ran away.

Ruoxi was also frightened enough by this voice, and hurriedly laughed, "No, no, don't you just tell a joke, you wait for me to think about it." ”

Joke! How did she know what kind of jokes this guy who looked like he liked to hear! Besides, she doesn't tell any jokes!

After a moment of silence, Ruoxi looked at the bearded man very seriously, "Hey, you see that what you said in the original words is not good, so let's do it, I will ask you to speak, and you follow me." ”

The bearded man obviously didn't understand, and was stunned for a while, angry, "I want to listen to jokes!" ”

"I'll tell you a word, and I'll tell you a joke, what do you think?" Ruoxi thought for a while, and then said, "Bai will tell you a joke, and if you send another sentence, you will earn it." ”

When the bearded man heard that he was profitable, he immediately nodded happily, and Ruoxi sighed, "It's really a fool." ”

"What did you say?" He didn't hear clearly. Ruoxi shook her head, "It's nothing. "God, if he knew that, she wouldn't live.

"That's it, after I finish these four words, you just follow me, and that's it." Ruoxi looked at the bearded man very seriously like a private school gentleman and said.

The bearded man nodded, but his pair of fans-sized hands never left his scimitar.

"Laugh." Ruoxi paused and said.

"Laugh." The bearded man didn't have to think about it and followed Ruoxi again, Ruoxi nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to stop, and then said, "Haha laugh." ”

The bearded man's eyebrows furrowed, but he still cooperated and said, "Haha." ”

Ruoxi clapped her hands and sighed, "Okay, I won." ”

"What did you win?" The bearded man's mind obviously didn't keep up with Ruoxi's rhythm, Ruoxi's eyes widened, and he threatened, "Hey, hey, I'm willing to lose the bet, you can't bully me just because you're big!" ”

"I didn't lose!" The bearded man repeated.

Xiaoxiao crawled out from under the table, she wasn't very afraid of this bearded man now, why? Because although this big man looks terrifying, in fact, he is probably an empty shell body with only a tall and mighty body, and this most important head may be empty.

patted the bearded man's bare arm, and asked him with a smile, "You just said that as long as you can make you 'laugh', my son-in-law will win, right?" ”

Dahan nodded, "Not bad." ”

"Did you just 'laugh' twice?" Smiled and asked.

The bearded man was stunned there, looking at Ruoxi as if he was looking at a monster, his big black eyes kept staring at Ruoxi's face, and he saw that Ruoxi, a woman, was almost about to burrow into the hole, as if he felt that the human skin mask on his face was about to be stared out of two big holes by others.

"Ahh The bearded man suddenly ran out with his head in his hands, forgetting to take away his big knife, and the big scimitar on the table seemed to sense the departure of its master, and there was a slight tremor on the knife, as if it was screaming. Ruoxi and Xiaoxiao watched the bearded man flee for some reason, and shook his head speechlessly, I really don't know if this big man has been stimulated by anything in addition to his brain is not very good, and then the whole person has become so strange.

Isn't it just that if you lose the bet, you won't run so fast, right? What's more, Ruoxi's method of winning is really not very clever, or rather, it is a little unsightly and not very glorious.

A good meal was made tasteless, and she looked at the remaining half of her roast duck on the table with a smile and a bitter face, frowning, her delicious big roast duck! It's just been disturbed. It's so hateful! Thinking about it with a smile and resentment, he heard a brisk footsteps, probably because several people were walking together, so the footsteps were a little noisy and annoying.

Ruoxi checked the wine jug, found that it was empty, and casually summoned Xiao Er to change the pot of good wine to suppress himself, but he didn't expect that Xiao Er to be even more exaggerated Seeing Ruoxi looking at him, he was already dumbfounded, and dropped the linen cloth in his hand and ran to the back kitchen, she frowned, and then looked at the shopkeeper behind the counter, also with a worried face, although he didn't want Xiao Er to run so fast, but that look was embarrassing enough, seeing that his face was about to turn green, Ruoxi couldn't help but wonder and asked the smile who was mourning for the roast duck.

"What's wrong with them?"

"You don't know?"

"Nonsense, if I knew what I was asking you for, how do you know?"

"Didn't you just scare away that bearded man, you see that you don't move, you don't shake your shoulders, you move your mouth casually, such a big guy is wailing and running out, I guess, those people think you are a sorcerer in southern Xinjiang." Xiaoxiao picked up a duck foot and put it in his mouth, and gnawed it carefully, Ruoxi suddenly realized after hearing it, so it was. No wonder the two men saw her as if they had seen a fierce god, what kind of joke, it was obviously the bearded man himself who had just provoked first, okay? Ruoxi frowned, looking at his trickle-down wine jug bitterly, he was going to suppress the shock, but now it's good, he doesn't even have any wine.

"It hurts to drink alone, I have good wine here."

It's a nice male voice, but it's also a little familiar, Ruoxi looked back, and it was the world-famous carving master who he had only seen in the daytime yesterday - Han Ping.