The bearded man never understood why Li Xiaoyu had been silly over there since he answered the phone, just like a second fool picking up a piece of white rabbit toffee.

"Mr. Li, in fact, this matter is not so serious, if the play is smashed, it will be smashed, you have to take care of your body."

The bearded man greeted with concern, it must be a big deal if the filming is smashed, but if Mr. Li is forced to become a fool because of this matter, it will be a big deal.

"You go and prepare, Wu Xing will be here soon." Li Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"Martial arts?" The bearded man was stunned.

Seeing the bearded man's puzzled face, Li Xiaoyu added, "Oh, it's the mentally handicapped No. 2 middle school students, and they're already on the way." ”

"Ahh

The bearded man was taken aback, "Mr. Li, you have to take care of your body this ........!" ”

The number is not enough, find a group of mentally retarded to make up the number, it is obvious that it is not only the group of mentally retarded who are mentally retarded, but President Li is also mentally retarded.

"Don't worry, you just do what I tell you to do."

Li Xiaoyu smiled, he didn't explain too much to the bearded man, he was also in a hurry just now, and he forgot about those Liangshan heroes.

is filming a fight scene in a costume drama, which requires a group of kung fu people, and the heroes of Liangshan are just right.

And they don't need acting skills, they are originally ancient people, and when the time comes, it will be good to act directly in their true colors, and no one is more suitable than them.

Although the top boss is mentally retarded, he is still the top boss after all, and the bearded man has a bunch of question marks in his head, but he can only do what he is ordered to do, so that the crew can prepare for restarting.

"Brother Xiaoyu, hey over here, why is this place the same as ours!"

After a while, I heard Dong Ping's excited voice, with two chopsticks stuck in the back of his neck, and ran over to this side with great interest.

Behind him was a large group of Liangshan heroes, all of whom were talking and laughing, and it was obvious that they liked it very much.

"Horses, horses, horses!"

Dong Pingdong Zhang hoped that he couldn't wait to find the horses he had in mind, but Li Xiaoyu had already let people hide those horses in order to avoid trouble.

"No horses, no horses, no horses."

Li Xiaoyu laughed and said, "If there is a horse, how boring it is, it is better to have no horse." ”

"You liar, bring me the horse quickly!"

Dong Ping opened his teeth and claws, as if he was going to swallow Li Xiaoyu.

"Hehe, Brother Xiaoyu."

Wu walked over with a smile, "Although this place looks like a battlefield, you can tell at a glance that it's not real, you didn't really want to fight when you called us here." ”

"It seems that the elder brother of the military is still wise."

Li Xiaoyu said with a smile, "Actually, it's no different from a real war, when the time comes, it's good to ask the brothers to use their own skills, but don't really fight, just have a meaning to act, don't hurt people." ”

"That's filming!"

Wang Ying looked at the cameras next to him and said, "I've done this job, don't worry, Men'er Qing, how much is the salary, who is the male protagonist, and the female protagonist is beautiful?" ”

Li Xiaoyu couldn't cry or laugh, it seems that this little man is quite knowledgeable, nodded and smiled, "Don't worry, the salary is indispensable to you, although you are not the protagonist, but you are better than the protagonist, if you shoot this scene well, the director is here........."

Li Xiaoyu said, shouted at the bearded man, asked him to come over quickly, and then pointed to the bearded man and said to the heroes, "See, this is a real director, if someone behaves well later, maybe the director will take a fancy to him, and he will be the male protagonist in the next play." ”

"Damn, this is the real director!"

Wang Ying couldn't wait to trot over and sneered at the bearded man, "Hello director, my name is Wang Ying, nicknamed Bantam Tiger, you can look at me twice later, my acting skills are guaranteed to be said." ”

Li Kui also walked over, stared at the bearded beard for a long time, and said with a smile, "When I didn't shave before, I was just like you, maybe we are relatives, you have to pay some attention to me in the future." ”

"Nonsense, the male protagonist belongs to me, look at your appearance, can you be the male protagonist?"

Dong Ping proudly stood up with his tall figure, indeed, in terms of appearance, Dong Ping can definitely rank among the top few on Liangshan.

"What do you know, what actors want is acting skills, they are good-looking and have a fart, even if they want to pick a vase, they have to find my brother Yanqing." Wang Ying was unconvinced.

"Hey, how does Brother Wang Ying speak, I'm not just a vase." Yan Qing said with a smile next to her.

Li Xiaoyu watched it happily from the side, but he didn't expect this group of heroes to be so enthusiastic about their acting careers.

"Director, who do you say is likely to be the male lead?"

Wang Ying stuck his waist and blocked the beard in front of him, and all the heroes also followed, "Yes, tell me who is more suitable to be the male lead." ”

"This ...... This ....... "518 Chinese net

The bearded man was so nervous that he didn't know what to do, and he was surrounded by a group of mentally retarded people who had a rough personality and regarded themselves as heroes in Liangshan, and it was impossible for anyone to be calm.

"Everyone, be quiet!"

Li Xiaoyu slapped his face with a smile, and smiled at the heroes, "The director has requirements, the male protagonist is not just anyone, it depends on your performance later, everyone listen to the director's talk now, and if anyone performs well in a while, it is possible to be favored by the director." ”

When the heroes heard this, they hurriedly took a few steps back, and then lined up in two phalanxes, and under the orders of Wu Yong and Lu Junyi, they sat down in place with a bang, neatly like soldiers.

"Report to the director, the Dora class is ready, please give the director a lecture!"

"Report to the director, the kangaroo class is ready, please give the director a lecture!"

Wu Yong and Lu Junyi, two squad leaders, asked the bearded man for instructions one after another.

The bearded man was dumbfounded.

Li Xiaoyu was already smiling beside him, this is the queue training conducted by Teacher Li Fu and Teacher Pei Yuan on the heroes, because the heroes are usually too lax, so they came up with such a method of referring to the army.

"Mr. Li, this is ........"

The bearded man threw a look of help at Li Xiaoyu, Li Xiaoyu smiled and waved his hand at the bearded man, motioned for the other party to come over, and said with a smile, "They are all students of the second middle school with intellectual disabilities, so their behavior and language must be different from ordinary people." ”

"You just coax them like a bunch of children, don't worry, although these mentally retarded people used to be very aggressive, but now they definitely don't, at least not for you, they can't wait to please you as the leading actor now."

"This ...... Can it really work....... alas, I'll try. ”

No one can understand the bearded man's mind at this time, he can't figure out why Mr. Li would find a group of mentally retarded people to make up the numbers, it's really not good, it's okay to find some ordinary group performances.

Walking in front of the two phalanxes, the bearded man forcibly kept himself calm and cleared his throat, but he suddenly didn't know how to start, held it for a long time, and finally spit out: "Hello classmates." ”

"Hello teacher!" The heroes are uniform, and the classroom discipline is very tight.

"Now....... I'll tell you about a few scenes to be filmed later........ first of all, the background of this story is a troubled world....... you know, it's the kind of war that fights every day....... there are a bunch of bad guys who burn and loot and do all kinds of evil....... and then a group of righteous soldiers suddenly kill out to protect the country and the people........."

The bearded man tried his best to use a language that children could understand, briefly recounted the scenes to be filmed later, and finally pointed to the Doraban phalanx, "You will play the bad guy who burns, kills, and loots for a while......"

As he spoke, he pointed to the kangaroo squad phalanx, "You guys will play the role of the righteous division......."

"Teacher, I have a problem."

Wang Ying of Dora Class raised her little hand, "What is the identity and background of the bad guy we play, what is the character and setting?" ”

It seems that among these people, Wang Ying is the most professional, and I heard Mr. Pei Yuan, the head teacher of the Dora class, say that Wang Ying always likes to secretly read extracurricular books in class, all of which are about some filming, and also said that this student can develop in this direction in the future.

The bearded man nodded, "These bad guys are a group of bandits, who usually make a living by robbing houses and houses, and when the world is in turmoil, they come out to harm the people, burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil........"

After saying this, the faces of the heroes below suddenly became a little wrong.

Lu Zhishen frowned and said, "What's wrong with robbing the house, that's called robbing the rich and helping the poor, we have never bullied the people before!" ”

Li Xiaoyu saw that the bearded man inadvertently reminded the heroes of the past, and hurriedly stepped forward to relieve the siege and said, "The director is referring to the kind of organization in Zengtou City of Qingfeng Village at the beginning, which is different from you." ”

"Oh, that's okay, those birdmen are pretty bad!" Lu Zhishen dissipated some of his anger at this time.

The bearded director pointed to the kangaroo class again and continued, "You are playing the role of a righteous teacher, a ........ sent by the imperial court to protect the country and the people."

"Fart!"

Before he finished speaking, Dong Ping, the secretary of the regiment branch of the kangaroo class, was not happy, "Why is it that the imperial court is the division of justice, and the soldiers led by Gao Yu Cai Jing's gang of bastards are also called the division of justice?" ”

Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, "The director is just giving an example, probably the grandsons of Qingfeng Village in Zengtou City came out to harm the people, and then you Liangshan heroes came out to protect the country and the people, it doesn't matter if the court is not the court." ”

After finishing speaking, he lowered his voice at the bearded man and said, "Don't talk about the word court in front of these children, they have seen too much Jinyiwei, and they have a headache when they hear the word court." ”

The process of talking about the play was relatively smooth, and the heroes listened very carefully, and Wang Ying also took out a notebook and took notes on his two little short legs.

Taking advantage of the gap, the bearded man said uncomfortably to Li Xiaoyu, "Mr. Li, I don't know if they understand what I just said, even if they understand, they will play later, and they have to bring some kung fu in their hands....... or let's think of another way?" ”

Li Xiaoyu smiled and patted the bearded shoulder, "Don't worry, hurry up and arrange for them to put on makeup, and I'll surprise you later." ”

The bearded man was worried, but he had no choice but to do it, and hurriedly arranged for the makeup artist to take all the heroes to put on makeup.

About half an hour later, the heroes finished their loads, all changed into ancient armor, and held all kinds of weapons, all of them with red faces, looking excited.

"Brothers, how do you feel?"

Li Xiaoyu walked over and gave the heroes a round of cigarettes, looking at the appearance of the heroes, it felt quite like that.

The heroes were loosely disciplined, chatting crookedly with cigarettes in their mouths, looking like a group of hooligans, which made the bearded director next to him even more ugly.

"The armor is a little thinner, it will be broken when you poke it, and the weapon is a little lighter, this kind of thing is not as useful as picking up a stone on the battlefield." Lu Zhishen sorted out the armor on his body and muttered a few words.

Li Xiaoyu smiled, "Acting, don't take it seriously, just have a good time." ”