"Did you hear it, did you hear it, did you two hear it!"

Li Xiaoyu suddenly became energetic, kicked his nose in the face, and pointed to the two of them, "Even a woman like Jin Lian understands the truth, don't you two old men feel ashamed?" ”

"Don't give me any man who has the world in mind, I'm small-minded, don't talk about the world, when I was in elementary school, I borrowed five cents from my table and didn't pay it back, and I still remember it."

"You two come here every day like an uncle, do I owe you two money or what, if you want to be a parasite, you really use this place as your palace compound, who do you want to call whom? You two have made it clear to me, I don't raise idlers here, I will do my housework by myself in the future, no one will serve you, if you can stay, stay where you like! ”

may be because Li Xiaoyu's encounters this time are really unusual, and he is very close to the sixth master and You Longjie, and his courage has slowly developed unconsciously.

When he pointed to the noses of the two people just now, he forgot what the identities of these two people were.

The two greatest conquerors in human history so far, like two schoolchildren, were pointed at their noses and scolded at this time, and if this scene was seen by the people of their two eras, it is estimated that I don't know how many eyeballs would pop out.

"Don't mess with these useless things!"

Napoleon's anger also came up, after all, people had conquered nearly a quarter of the earth's heroes, where could they stand these spirits?

"Isn't it just to have a meal, noisy gaha thing, okay, okay, I'm leaving, I've never seen you like this!"

As he spoke, he turned around, took Genghis Khan's hand, and said aggrievedly, "Brother, we are not welcome." ”

Genghis Khan was a burly man, and Napoleon was like a little Lori in front of him, stretching out a broad palm and touching the other party's head, and said lovingly, "Don't be sad, just go, we want to take the world!" ”

After finishing speaking, the two walked towards the door hand in hand, and when they reached the door, Napoleon suddenly turned around and stomped his foot at Li Xiaoyu, "Hmph, if you win the world in the future, I won't give you the title of king!" ”

Li Xiaoyu had black lines on his head, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

"Alas, don't make a fuss."

Jin Lian is particularly eye-catching, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop the two, and said with a smile, "You are both big heroes, I am a grass people, it is my honor to be able to cook for the two big heroes every day, we are all a family, don't take it seriously if you are occasionally noisy, although Brother Xiaoyu speaks a little ugly, but his heart must be good, think about it, you have been here for so long, how is he to you?" ”

"Hmph, then I don't care!"

Napoleon pouted angrily, Genghis Khan gently stroked Napoleon's head, and said kindly, "I listen to Xiao Lun." ”

"Brother Xiaoyu, say something quickly."

Jin Lian turned her head and glanced at Li Xiaoyu vigorously.

Li Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders, "It's just right, I'm hungry too, let's get some hot pot and eat it together." ”

After saying that, he turned around and went back to the house, in fact, he didn't have the courage to really let Genghis Khan and Napoleon run away from home, just to find a step for himself to go down.

"Look, I'll just say that Brother Xiaoyu has a knife mouth and tofu heart, okay, okay, don't be angry, let's eat hot pot together!" Jin Lian said with a smile.

Napoleon twisted his head to the side angrily, "I want to eat the bottom of the pot with extra spicy pot, and two servings of fat beef, and more minced garlic for the condiment, not coriander!" ”

It may be that Li Xiaoyu's words just now played a role, and when Jin Lian went to the kitchen to work, these two people actually consciously followed in to help.

The two of them peeled onions and garlic one by one, and the action was like a big leader in embroidery, clumsy, obviously they had never been in the kitchen.

After a while, a pot of red pot bottoms and more than a dozen side dishes were served on the table, and several people were eating hot pot and drinking wine in the courtyard, enjoying the coolness of the summer night.

"Huhu, spicy, it's so enjoyable!"

Napoleon was particularly fond of spicy food, and his lips were swollen like sausages, and he fanned with a small palm.

"Slow down, don't be in such a hurry."

Genghis Khan graciously pulled a tissue and gently wiped the beads of sweat off Napoleon's forehead.

Li Xiaoyu, who was sitting opposite, swallowed his saliva and couldn't help asking, "What is the relationship between the two of you?" ”

Napoleon smiled, blushing and bowing his head shyly.

Genghis Khan laughed and said, "I am older than him, he calls me brother, I call him emperor, we are brothers." ”

Napoleon's little pink fist lightly hammered Genghis Khan's shoulder, and said shyly, "You are hundreds of years older than me, you are my uncle." ”

Li Xiaoyu had a black line in his head, feeling that the amount of information in this painting style was too powerful.

"Sister Jinlian, my brother and I respect you for this cup."

Genghis Khan picked up his wine glass, "Li Xiaoyu was right just now, my brother and I eat and drink you for nothing every day, I'm really embarrassed, I'm stupid, I can't say too many nice things, but I give you a promise, if my two brothers win the world one day, no matter how big the world is, we will make you the king side by side!" ”

"What do you mean by being a side by side?" Li Xiaoyu said curiously beside him.

"Stupid thing, I don't even know this."

Napoleon was still haunted by what had just happened, rolled his eyes at Li Xiaoyu, and said, "It means to be on an equal footing, how much power we have, how much power Jin Lian has, but wherever she goes, within a radius of five hundred miles, except for the right to mobilize troops, everything is under her control, and she can do whatever she wants, enjoying the same rights as us!" "100 Literature

"That's!"

Li Xiaoyu muttered, "Isn't it just a flowing water county order, you say that it is so advanced." ”

Genghis Khan laughed and said, "The Liushui County Decree doesn't have such a big right, and the king has the power of life and death of all the people within the scope of the place where she goes, and if she wants, she can kill all the people within the territory at any time!" ”

Li Xiaoyu shuddered, "Why do you think about fighting and killing all day long, isn't it good to live and work in peace and contentment?" ”

Genghis Khan smiled, "I'm just giving an example." ”

"Then I will thank the two brothers in advance."

Jin Lian picked up her wine glass and smiled, completely dismissing these words as a joke.

But at this time, Jin Lian would never have thought that one day, her name would really go down in history as the first female side by side king in history!

At this time, Li Xiaoyu also did not expect that it was because of Genghis Khan's promise that he would avoid a catastrophe in the near future.

"By the way, Brother Xiaoyu, do you have something to do tomorrow night?" Jin Lian asked suddenly.

"Tomorrow? It's nothing, what's wrong? Li Xiaoyu said with a piece of fat cow.

Jin Lian lowered her head slightly, looking a little embarrassed, and whispered, "Tomorrow is my birthday, I want to invite everyone to a meal." ”

"What, your birthday?" Li Xiaoyu was stunned.

Jin Lian nodded slightly, "I've never had a birthday, so I want to treat everyone to a meal........"

As he spoke, he hurriedly raised his head and added, "Don't worry, I earned all the money by myself using my spare time to work part-time online, and I definitely didn't use the money you gave me to buy groceries." ”

Seeing that Li Xiaoyu didn't react, Jin Lian hurriedly said, "I'm just talking about it casually, in fact, it's okay to have a birthday........

"How's that going to work!"

Li Xiaoyu suddenly stood up, stepped on the stool with one foot, and waved his big hand, "Even if I don't celebrate my birthday for the rest of my life, I have to organize a birthday party for you tomorrow!" ”

can organize a birthday banquet for the famous Jin Lian in history, Li Xiaoyu is definitely the only one.

And this is the first birthday among his customers who have crossed over, this is the birthday of the ancients, and it is also Jin Lian's birthday.

"Xiao Ji, Xiao Lun, after twelve o'clock tonight, tomorrow this family of Golden Lotus is the largest, we all have to revolve around her, you two have no opinion!" Li Xiaoyu commanded.

Genghis Khan laughed and said, "Since it's the birthday of the Golden Lotus girl, then of course we don't have any opinions, okay, we will all listen to your command tomorrow." ”

Napoleon also said, "What's the matter, whole up!" ”

Li Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone and said, "Don't worry, I'll buy you a ten-table and eight-table tomorrow, and I'll help you celebrate this birthday lively!" ”

"Brother Xiaoyu, don't be so troublesome."

Jin Lian hurriedly said, "I don't want to be so troublesome, you can just call Xiao Songxiao Hip Hop and Cao Cao and Liu Bei, just our own family, by the way, you can help me ask Sister An Ran and Sister Jiang Yan if they are free tomorrow, if so, I want to invite them." ”

"Okay, listen to you, I'll call them!"

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly took his mobile phone and began to notify one by one, and said with a smile while dialing, "I didn't expect that tomorrow would be your birthday, you are also a Gemini, and I have a constellation, and Gemini people are the most bullish." ”

Jin Lian smiled and said, "I've checked your constellations, it's interesting, but I don't think I'm like a Gemini, I'm more like a Taurus." ”

Li Xiaoyu was stunned, and immediately laughed, "No, no, no, Taurus people are very greedy for money and greedy, but they are not like you." ”

Jin Lian smiled lightly, as if talking to herself, "Actually, I'm quite greedy." ”

After a few phone calls, except for Jiang Yan who said that she was not sure if she was free tomorrow, the rest of the people readily agreed.

"It's done, let me arrange it tomorrow, let's have a good meal first, then go to KTV, then go to Bundi, and come to a drunk and no return!"

Li Xiaoyu smiled with satisfaction, at this time, the phone suddenly rang, and it seemed that the caller ID was from Liu Bei.

"Li Xiaoyu, you're boring, you don't know how to say it on Jinlian's birthday, if Cao Cao hadn't called me just now, I wouldn't have known it!"

As soon as he connected to Liu Bei, he complained, this guy has rarely returned to this home since he hooked up with the beautiful snake, basically most of the time is on the side of the beautiful snake, and he is served by the beautiful snake every day, and he has to warm his bed at night, I have to say that this guy is really a talent.

"I'm sorry Brother Laoguan, I'm about to call you, so you can call me first."

Li Xiaoyu has been with Liu Bei for a long time, and he has also learned a few words of Sichuan dialect, and said with a smile, "Tomorrow you bring your beautiful snake, and we will celebrate Jin Lian's birthday." ”

"If you want it, if you are free at noon tomorrow, let's go and choose a gift together!"

Liu Bei said with a smile on the other end of the phone, and at this time, the voice of the beautiful snake suddenly came, "Have you finished the phone, do you think it's interesting to stop halfway through this kind of thing?" Hurry up! ”